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What car do you have? New on the market next year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

T 100 280 Transit van & it goes like shit off a shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it!...although I'd like to think that i'm placed between the jag and the bentley. Traditional, but well respected, having been given a new lease of life. Distinctive, with paitwork of a very high level. Handles really well, with quick acceleration, and a very cheeky ride. Of course there's the all important "boot space"...lots of it!...lol

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton


"I love it!...although I'd like to think that i'm placed between the jag and the bentley. Traditional, but well respected, having been given a new lease of life. Distinctive, with paitwork of a very high level. Handles really well, with quick acceleration, and a very cheeky ride. Of course there's the all important "boot space"...lots of it!...lol"

Please excuse me for just checking out your boot space.

If you don't mind me saying...

Very nice sexy rear end and exquisite bodywork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love it!...although I'd like to think that i'm placed between the jag and the bentley. Traditional, but well respected, having been given a new lease of life. Distinctive, with paitwork of a very high level. Handles really well, with quick acceleration, and a very cheeky ride. Of course there's the all important "boot space"...lots of it!...lol

Please excuse me for just checking out your boot space.

If you don't mind me saying...

Very nice sexy rear end and exquisite bodywork "

Why thank you kind sir......my guy is happy, he has something firm to rest on between boughts!.....

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton


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Why thank you kind sir......my guy is happy, he has something firm to rest on between boughts!....."

You're more than welcome and your guy is very lucky and must be a happy man

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