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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

What’s the most ridiculous thing you would buy if you were given a million pounds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the most ridiculous thing you would buy if you were given a million pounds?"
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If it was only a million I'd probably not splash out much.

Buy a new house pay off my mortgage and rent that one out.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sign of the times when we say - only a million but I hear ya.....

Uhmmmmmmm if it has to be ridiculous it would be one million packs of bubble gum to chew and make draught excluder with ....

If it was anything it would go to my daughter.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A horse."

That's not ridiculous......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sign of the times when we say - only a million but I hear ya.....

Uhmmmmmmm if it has to be ridiculous it would be one million packs of bubble gum to chew and make draught excluder with ....

If it was anything it would go to my daughter......... "

I know... I know...but I started thinking and then started anxiously working out how much a fully kitted tank would cost to fuel weekly

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sex workers and candy obviously!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Haribo. Just haribo

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Sign of the times when we say - only a million but I hear ya.....

Uhmmmmmmm if it has to be ridiculous it would be one million packs of bubble gum to chew and make draught excluder with ....

If it was anything it would go to my daughter.........

I know... I know...but I started thinking and then started anxiously working out how much a fully kitted tank would cost to fuel weekly"

Go cvrt far cheaper more fun to drive

4.2 litre jaguar engine 450 Mike range on a full tank of petrol

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Haribo. Just haribo

Which ones

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

"A horse.

That's not ridiculous...... "

Wouldn't you prefer a wonky donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbikes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Haribo. Just haribo

Which ones"

Duh!! All of them. In the entire world. They will be mine

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Fab

and upgrade it.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Haribo. Just haribo

Which ones

Duh!! All of them. In the entire world. They will be mine

Would you share

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

A million pounds worth of those gold covered chocolate coins so I could dive into them like Scrooge McDuck

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Haribo. Just haribo

Which ones

Duh!! All of them. In the entire world. They will be mine

Would you share"

No sorry. Not Haribo

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"What’s the most ridiculous thing you would buy if you were given a million pounds?"

A lottery ticket.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Haribo. Just haribo

Which ones

Duh!! All of them. In the entire world. They will be mine

Would you share

No sorry. Not Haribo

I’m not cooking for you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse.

That's not ridiculous...... "

It is if she lives on a boat

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Canal boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Canal boat "

What makes that a ridiculous purchase?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

1) Get my teeth fixed, my dentist has been closed since the pandemic lockdown began and the only other one here is private

2) I would get the windows and doors replaced in my house, possibly add a conservatory to the living room to create more space, and add some decking and a summerhouse to the garden

3) a nice volvo car to replace the one I had to scrap

4) a new outboard motor for our boat

5) go visit friends in Ireland, London and take a break in the west country

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"1) Get my teeth fixed, my dentist has been closed since the pandemic lockdown began and the only other one here is private

2) I would get the windows and doors replaced in my house, possibly add a conservatory to the living room to create more space, and add some decking and a summerhouse to the garden

3) a nice volvo car to replace the one I had to scrap

4) a new outboard motor for our boat

5) go visit friends in Ireland, London and take a break in the west country

Can you take me out around cardigan bay in the boat

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

When Monsters Inc. was released on DVDruot4, I went to a local supermarket and they had a massive Sulley model. It must have been 8 feet tall

I asked to speak to the Manager and asked if I could buy it when the display finished, but he said I couldn't as they have to return them to the marketing company

I'd find one of those huge Sulley models and buy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive treehouse

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

The most ridiculous thing?

Well, I'd need to buy a small building, sound proof it and then create a state of the art music studio, complete with every instrument I want, vibrotactile surfaces and haptic interfaces

It would be a highly interactive studio, that you felt as much as you listened

Bet my music would still sound like shit though

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"The most ridiculous thing?

Well, I'd need to buy a small building, sound proof it and then create a state of the art music studio, complete with every instrument I want, vibrotactile surfaces and haptic interfaces

It would be a highly interactive studio, that you felt as much as you listened

Bet my music would still sound like shit though

With climbing wall

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By *sh91Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

A new car

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A horse.

That's not ridiculous...... "

It is if you want to have any money left.

The best way to make a million out of owning horses is to start with ten million.

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

I've never sailed before in my life so obviously I'd buy a yacht...

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By *agan_PairCouple
over a year ago

portchester

I genuinely don't know, I struggle to spend the money I have, there is nothing out there I want anymore / out the moment, that I've not owned or currently own.

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

Probably just put my heating on for 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Monsters Inc. was released on DVDruot4, I went to a local supermarket and they had a massive Sulley model. It must have been 8 feet tall

I asked to speak to the Manager and asked if I could buy it when the display finished, but he said I couldn't as they have to return them to the marketing company

I'd find one of those huge Sulley models and buy it

Sully or James P Sullivan as he’s known is my absolute favourite Pixar character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a million pound I’d buy a helicopter and get my licence done.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"1) Get my teeth fixed, my dentist has been closed since the pandemic lockdown began and the only other one here is private

2) I would get the windows and doors replaced in my house, possibly add a conservatory to the living room to create more space, and add some decking and a summerhouse to the garden

3) a nice volvo car to replace the one I had to scrap

4) a new outboard motor for our boat

5) go visit friends in Ireland, London and take a break in the west country

Can you take me out around cardigan bay in the boat "

it's a possibility sometime

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"1) Get my teeth fixed, my dentist has been closed since the pandemic lockdown began and the only other one here is private

2) I would get the windows and doors replaced in my house, possibly add a conservatory to the living room to create more space, and add some decking and a summerhouse to the garden

3) a nice volvo car to replace the one I had to scrap

4) a new outboard motor for our boat

5) go visit friends in Ireland, London and take a break in the west country

Can you take me out around cardigan bay in the boat

it's a possibility sometime

Bit of fishing I’ll cook the catch

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A million one pound scratch cards.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"A Canal boat

What makes that a ridiculous purchase? "

Nothing really i suppose

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A fully kitted out dungeon

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Above all I will help someone who I know is struggling, then pay off anything I owe, help some local causes and use the rest to do exactly as I do but a little more comfortably.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

whats the wages

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A million pounds worth of lucky dips in a massive euromillions draw

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

whats the wages

Errr My request was for a handsome naked butler

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A huge bouncy castle.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

A workshop, new van and a new bike or two

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

whats the wages

Errr My request was for a handsome naked butler "

Ouch, I smell burning flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing I’d love is a classic old 70s Cadillac

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A ferrari F50, though it's probably worth triple that amount at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A home in Greece

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

whats the wages

Errr My request was for a handsome naked butler

Ouch, I smell burning flesh

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

whats the wages

Errr My request was for a handsome naked butler

Ouch, I smell burning flesh

I merely asked what the wages were never applied for the role

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

whats the wages

Errr My request was for a handsome naked butler

Ouch, I smell burning flesh

I merely asked what the wages were never applied for the role

Lol

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I would get myself back on the property market and buy myself a little house. Then employ a handsome naked butler

whats the wages

Errr My request was for a handsome naked butler

Ouch, I smell burning flesh

I merely asked what the wages were never applied for the role

Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big motor home, and a passport

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What’s the most ridiculous thing you would buy if you were given a million pounds?"
a ferarri

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Season ticket for celtic

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By *..ranger5891Man
over a year ago

London

Will play lotto

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

"What’s the most ridiculous thing you would buy if you were given a million pounds?"

A home!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Freddo they must cost about that now

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Nothing I need but might get myself a Jag XK140 coupe and give the rest to my kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Canal boat

What makes that a ridiculous purchase?

Nothing really i suppose"

Phew thank goodness. Next year I’m selling my house and buying a canal boat to live on. I thought you had inside information that I needed to know to put me off. If it all goes to ratshit I’ll be posting on here to say how ridiculous it was.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A Canal boat

What makes that a ridiculous purchase?

Nothing really i suppose

Boat licence is between 500 and 1000 a year and then whatever the cost of mooring is

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"What’s the most ridiculous thing you would buy if you were given a million pounds?.

If it was only a million I'd probably not splash out much.

Buy a new house pay off my mortgage and rent that one out."

Same

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A Canal boat

What makes that a ridiculous purchase?

Nothing really i suppose

Boat licence is between 500 and 1000 a year and then whatever the cost of mooring is "

Oh and possibly council tax, insurance and safety certificate

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"A Canal boat

What makes that a ridiculous purchase?

Nothing really i suppose

That sounds good. I'd love one

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By *ay9971Man
over a year ago

Manchester/London

"What’s the most ridiculous thing you would buy if you were given a million pounds?"

A million pounds worth of scratch card…..and hope to win the majority of it back xx

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