FabSwingers.com forum: Crazy ex's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone have any stories about crazy ex's.

Have you bumped into them on this site?

No names please!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

He set my car on fire but, 30+ years later we are fb friends

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"He set my car on fire but, 30+ years later we are fb friends "
lol a love hate relationship then

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"He set my car on fire but, 30+ years later we are fb friends "

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He set my car on fire but, 30+ years later we are fb friends "

Quite a passionate match then

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Yeah I do, I once broke up with David Carradine. He took it well initially, but then the dickhead turned up at my wedding and shot me, what a dickhead!

Anyway somehow I shook that off and went to like Tokyo or something to get a sword and fight the Yakuza in a crotchless yellow jumpsuit, which I did, but I don't know what I did next because I haven't seen Part II.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who decides who the crazy one is?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m sure I’m *somebody’s* crazy ex. It’s all about perspective, after all.

(I definitely have one. Maybe more.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face your fears

Stare them down

Don't be scared

Stand your ground

If you know, you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not crazy, but he does spy on me on here

so might as well give him a shout out if he's reading

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"He's not crazy, but he does spy on me on here

so might as well give him a shout out if he's reading

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Fuck, I hope my ex-wife’s not on here. She probably is.

*sets filters*

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Loads but just rather not talk about it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I have probably been described as such along the way. But with the exception of the last one which needed police intervention and a restraining order to get him to leave me alone I've managed to keep most of my exs friendly and drama free.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It’s a real shame when it happens, but I’ve been put off really great girls in the past by their crazy ex stories. I can’t enjoy a date if I’m spending the whole night watching the door just in case.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Loads but just rather not talk about it. "

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I have a Freudian couch. Recline and divulge. I will listen with pricked ears.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Way too many to mention

The only common theme is that I haven’t fallen out with a single one of them and they all say they would like me back. But that’s their issue not mine

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, I'm on good terms with all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, I once broke up with David Carradine. He took it well initially, but then the dickhead turned up at my wedding and shot me, what a dickhead!

No names please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

who decides who the crazy one is?"

Fair point, although I think having to get police etc would qualify lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's not crazy, but he does spy on me on here

so might as well give him a shout out if he's reading

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Probably perving over your pictures?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loads but just rather not talk about it.

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I have a Freudian couch. Recline and divulge. I will listen with pricked ears."

May need that!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Yeah I do, I once broke up with David Carradine. He took it well initially, but then the dickhead turned up at my wedding and shot me, what a dickhead!

OMG David Carradine! Do you still have his number?… asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, I once broke up with David Carradine. He took it well initially, but then the dickhead turned up at my wedding and shot me, what a dickhead!

No names please "

For example, we'll kill anyone who says Bill.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I've lost touch with a number of exes but wish them all well in life. Most I'm on good terms even if contact is intermittent. There's only one I have am issue with but even then it's more disdain and disinterest than any ill will.

I'm not sure, I'll ever understand the need to hate exes, in the vast majority of cases it seems unnecessary

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"I've lost touch with a number of exes but wish them all well in life. Most I'm on good terms even if contact is intermittent. There's only one I have am issue with but even then it's more disdain and disinterest than any ill will.

I'm not sure, I'll ever understand the need to hate exes, in the vast majority of cases it seems unnecessary "

So many people complain about their umpteen "crazy exes" without ever stopping to consider the common denominator.

It's one of the biggest red flags IMO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who decides who the crazy one is?"

Well, in the case of my ex, it was a District Judge

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Joking aside, I think ‘crazy’ is in pretty poor taste most of the time. My ex-wife was nasty, manipulative and petty. But she wasn’t crazy.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

My ex wasn’t “Crazy”, she was downright abusive.

Threatened to kill herself if we broke up

Attacked me because I couldn’t keep it hard

Accused me of flirting, cheating.

Silent treatment

Arguing more or less constantly

Sending images to other guys

That list there is nothing to joke or laugh about, it’s destroyed my capacity to have meaningful relationships beyond friends and even now I’m undergoing therapy to fix it.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I had one turn up at my parents place (she worked in same company as Mum) after 4 years we finished. She heard I had made a success of myself. I just laughed and walked past her on leaving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No only the one and she is crazy

I'm not sure, I'll ever understand the need to hate exes, in the vast majority of cases it seems unnecessary

So many people complain about their umpteen "crazy exes" without ever stopping to consider the common denominator.

It's one of the biggest red flags IMO."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to dump Kelly Brooke, she was to needy, and then Jennifer Aniston she just didn't do it for me anymore

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By *obycontinuedMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine breaths fire absolute dragon

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I've had a few that were definitely top right corner of the crazy/hot matrix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure, I'll ever understand the need to hate exes, in the vast majority of cases it seems unnecessary

So many people complain about their umpteen "crazy exes" without ever stopping to consider the common denominator.

It's one of the biggest red flags IMO."

This is my ex, apparently the woman he was with before me was a crazy bitch and funnily enough now so am I, and all the women he's been with since.

Quite amusing really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure, I'll ever understand the need to hate exes, in the vast majority of cases it seems unnecessary

So many people complain about their umpteen "crazy exes" without ever stopping to consider the common denominator.

It's one of the biggest red flags IMO.

This is my ex, apparently the woman he was with before me was a crazy bitch and funnily enough now so am I, and all the women he's been with since.

Quite amusing really.

Same here. Funnily enough, he is my only crazy ex.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I've got one to many to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex drove 'her' side of the car into a lamppost when they broke up... I was too young and stupid to see how controlling and pathologically jealous he was

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't have none we mostly stayed on good terms.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was very sexy and a tart. I should have stayed with her! Still friends but nothing more, unfortunately.

She’s not on here but I know she puts it about a lot.

I believe she has a liking for young lads 18/19 she is 48.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Isn’t the best thing about being an ex is the excuse to go batshit insane and do horrible stuff? If not, why be an ex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is crazy, this exact reason I can’t sleep at night. There’s no way I’m giving her that much of an advantage to murder me.

*this is a joke ^

We actually get along quite well.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My craziest ex was a long time ago, and I moved away and cut all contact with people he knew while he was in prison. Thankfully not heard from him since.

My early relationships were a compete car crash, but thankfully I've learned and changed and I'm not following the same patterns any more.

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

I'm not sure, I'll ever understand the need to hate exes, in the vast majority of cases it seems unnecessary

So many people complain about their umpteen "crazy exes" without ever stopping to consider the common denominator.

It's one of the biggest red flags IMO."

So true - as soon as it gets to two you should either question your judgement or look into your soul ……

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"how controlling and pathologically jealous he was

I see this a lot. And not just from men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t stress about any of my exes, I do enjoy knowing that my name is an uncomfortable subject in somebody’s relationship though

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

Met up with an ex of 17 years ago.

Met again and had a passionate afternoon.

Spent weeks chatting and it felt like we may be getting it on again.

Then got ghosted

Think she bottled it. Gutted

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Met up with an ex of 17 years ago.

Met again and had a passionate afternoon.

Spent weeks chatting and it felt like we may be getting it on again.

Then got ghosted

Think she bottled it. Gutted "

Ghosted at Christmas?

How very Dickensian. Think of her as the ghost of dickmas past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not crazy, but he does spy on me on here

so might as well give him a shout out if he's reading

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^ I’m also experiencing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not crazy, but he does spy on me on here

so might as well give him a shout out if he's reading

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Only one crazy one, but that was enough. She hurled a carving knife at my head when I finally ended things, and it embedded itself in the wall, missing me by less than 2 feet. And that was only the 4th craziest thing she did.

She was such fun until the end, though.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Most of my exs are dead and that's a fact apart from my ex husband and that's a fact they all died young. Then my beloved died just call me the grim reaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who decides who the crazy one is?"

The crazy ones but I don’t know I’m just a single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex. is an ex., You might think they're crazy in ways but they might think the same , some just part and that's it ..other part and it's hell on Earth ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they realised the control they thought they held over everyone and everything in their life was an illusion and only existed in their own head.... cue the crazy

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By *irdyballz1Man
over a year ago

Cumbria

Hell yes I have!! She was a plastic copper and also a compulsive liar which isn't great in the job she had.. Had me banged up over night for being a drug dealer

all because she found out I was leaving her.. Turned out the CID involved knew of her lies and because therr was any other lies she made I was told to go to the police complaints commission which I did

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By *irdyballz1Man
over a year ago

Cumbria

Mine had me banged up for being a drug dealer.. Funny the cid advised me to go to. The police complaints commission and report her.. She was asked to leave

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Yeah I do, I once broke up with David Carradine. He took it well initially, but then the dickhead turned up at my wedding and shot me, what a dickhead!

...oh yeah, I forgot where I learned that Five Point Palm Exploding Dong Technique, good bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Exes here stay that way. Nothing negative energy was given.

Was here in 2014.

Had some great times and memories made. Have bumped into them last time was here which did get back in touch. Still no negative vibes were ever exchanged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following for ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on this site, tried getting guys to commit cnc on my lady, had police involved and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who decides who the crazy one is?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads but just rather not talk about it. "

Always somebody else.how many admit they are the crazy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one turn up at my parents place (she worked in same company as Mum) after 4 years we finished. She heard I had made a success of myself. I just laughed and walked past her on leaving."

Silence is the best answer ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on this site, tried getting guys to commit cnc on my lady, had police involved and everything. "

So you are the crazy ex?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im too insane to call people crazy like crocodiles i spend most of me time in denial

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