FabSwingers.com forum: I am a qualified.....

By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Bus driver / Postie / Phlebotomist / Permanent way operative

Is there something you can do, that you had to pass a test for, that not many people know about? Would love to hear about your hidden skills

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Bus driver / Postie / Phlebotomist / Permanent way operative

Is there something you can do, that you had to pass a test for, that not many people know about? Would love to hear about your hidden skills

I have my padi license

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cook a mean shepherd's pie. Does that count?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a professional amateur

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Fully qualified piss-artist

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By *punky89Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Smallest cock in UK.. passed with flying colors!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

My tractor test

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"I can cook a mean shepherd's pie. Does that count?"

It does if it passes my taste test

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"My tractor test

I drove one many moons ago, when they were much simpler than today. Didn't realise there was a test now!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Fully qualified in breathing without help

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Chef

Tank commander

Personal development coach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wagon driver

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Qualified sighted guider.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I was a power boat instructor

I was a commercial diver.

I was a licensed sewer searcher.

I was qualified to run a temporary mortuary.

All behind me now though!

Gbat

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

An expert in wood, no doubt

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Fully qualified piss-artist

I didn't know you could paint with it!

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"I was a power boat instructor

I was a commercial diver.

I was a licensed sewer searcher.

I was qualified to run a temporary mortuary.

All behind me now though!

Gbat "

An intriguing mix! Only temporary mortuaries? Is it another test for a permanent one?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

An expert in wood, no doubt

I've handled a few tools over the years

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Fully qualified piss-artist

I didn't know you could paint with it!

Yes of course. They don’t call me Bob Ross for nothing

Happy little trees

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hairdresser & Chef

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Heating & ventilation air conditioning & air handling unit fitter HVAC/AHU for short & as many tickets for plant machinery in construction

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Fully qualified piss-artist

I didn't know you could paint with it!

Yes of course. They don’t call me Bob Ross for nothing

Happy little trees

I am a Tony Hart fan personally, but I think you may require re-examination at the earliest opportunity!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Fully qualified piss-artist

I didn't know you could paint with it!

Yes of course. They don’t call me Bob Ross for nothing

Happy little trees

I am a Tony Hart fan personally, but I think you may require re-examination at the earliest opportunity!

Aww now you’re talking -

Morph!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

X-ray machine screener

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Fully qualified piss-artist

I didn't know you could paint with it!

Yes of course. They don’t call me Bob Ross for nothing

Happy little trees

I am a Tony Hart fan personally, but I think you may require re-examination at the earliest opportunity!

Aww now you’re talking -

Morph!"

thats a different watercolour painting

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Marine mammal medic. I had to cancel my powerboating this year due to unforeseen circumstances. Hopefully I’ll be able to do it in the spring

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"X-ray machine screener

You seen right through me! (Queen)

That is what the glow was last night!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"X-ray machine screener

You seen right through me! (Queen)

That is what the glow was last night!

Oh no that was just my beautiful aura

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Marine mammal medic. I had to cancel my powerboating this year due to unforeseen circumstances. Hopefully I’ll be able to do it in the spring "

Best I could offer is a trip off Exmouth quay! Would love to ride in a powerboat though!

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

City & guilds bricklaying

Nvq 3 bricklaying

Nvq 3 hot works flat roofing

Nvq 3 forklift operator

Hilti gun operative

Shtill saw qualified

Mobile platform qualified

Mobile boom lift qualified

Pasma scaffold tower

360 excavator qualified cpcs

Cscs gold card

Nvq 3 supervisor

Sssts

Smsts

1st aid

Full bike license

Full driving license

Advanced driving license

Race license

cycling proficiency

Few swimming certificates

Marriage license

Tv licence

Plus more just got bored writing

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"X-ray machine screener

You seen right through me! (Queen)

That is what the glow was last night!

Oh no that was just my beautiful aura

Your nips are beautiful indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex therapist...... probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully qualified piss-artist

I didn't know you could paint with it!

Tell my bog pan that the morning after

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"X-ray machine screener

You seen right through me! (Queen)

That is what the glow was last night!

Oh no that was just my beautiful aura

Your nips are beautiful indeed

I promised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully qualified piss-artist

Piss artist with lovely ass x

Security officer license

CCTV licence

First aid certified

Recently passed a secret coarse on hear I cant mention

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

Lady garden and beaver bush.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Sex therapist...... probably "

I need one. Lol!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

Lady garden and beaver bush.

Lets just say I know my way around a flower

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

PC repair and software, Web designer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grade 6 trumpet over here so I'm great at blowing things and have strong lips.

Oh wait that's not useful to me at all...

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

Lady garden and beaver bush.

I am willing to bet there is a hidden talent inside you! Maybe something intellectual? Sudoku?

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Grade 6 trumpet over here so I'm great at blowing things and have strong lips.

Oh wait that's not useful to me at all..."

Depends on what you are blowing!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

Lady garden and beaver bush.

I am willing to bet there is a hidden talent inside you! Maybe something intellectual? Sudoku?"

No talents.....unless you count losing my shit.....but I do play soduku as a nerd geek not as a qualified expert. I have two orchids that I haven't managed to kill. That's the extent of my gardening talent.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Groundskeeper/Gardener, qualified in:

Horticulture/plant and grounds maintenance

Tree climbing and aerial rescue

Chainsaw maintenance and use

Chemical application (herbicides)

Lady garden and beaver bush.

Lets just say I know my way around a flower

I bet you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a no1 wind up merchant.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Fully qualified piss-artist

I didn't know you could paint with it!

It's a good "invisible ink" allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weapons training test in the army

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I have a license to print money....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha also their is a "character judgement test" I also done I can judge someone and figure them out within a short period of meeting them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could teach anyone how to record music in less than an hour.

I could teach about 3 or 4 instruments too, to anyone wanting to learn. (I'm sure i could get people going with the fundementals/basics, even if people consider themsleves un-musical).

-Some music videos on profile .

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests"

I suspect you have seen a few criminal haircuts on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

I suspect you have seen a few criminal haircuts on fab!

No comment

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

I suspect you have seen a few criminal haircuts on fab!

No comment

It's ok, mine is just a wig

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Controls engender , sniper ,

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

I suspect you have seen a few criminal haircuts on fab!

No comment

lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Software tester. I was one before the qualification, but that just validated it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tractor test

There's a "good ploughing" joke in there somewhere.....

Winston

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"Web designer "

Since when did we let spiders on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car mechanic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests"

You've never once offered to cut my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

Nor mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

Nor mine

I'll get some Mr Sheen

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

Nor mine

Hahahahaha this wins today's Internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can take command of any ship anywhere in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

I don't want to mess up "the fringe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take command of any ship anywhere in the world. "

Are you a pirate ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

I don't want to mess up "the fringe""

Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

I don't want to mess up "the fringe"

Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh

Who me?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Launceston

No official certificate for this - but While stationed abroad with a certain security service I was taught how to hack into phones with just it's number within 10 mins of landing at the airbase - hence why I don't give my number out!!

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Phased array ultrasonic testing

Weld inspector

Pressure vessel inspector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Health and safety advisor aaaand phlebotomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cert CII qualified in insurance

Qualified swimming teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black belt in Origami..

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I was qualified to run a temporary mortuary.

Gbat

An intriguing mix! Only temporary mortuaries? Is it another test for a permanent one?"

The permanent ones are in the hospital. Mine would have been for when they are overwhelmed.

Gbat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

I don't want to mess up "the fringe"

Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh

Who me?

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

I don't want to mess up "the fringe"

Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh

Who me?

Hmmm

Picturing you with a Phil Foden fringe now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toss pot

Who never learns

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

I don't want to mess up "the fringe"

Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh

Who me?

Hmmm

Picturing you with a Phil Foden fringe now

Dreamy knows nothing about football im safe

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I can take command of any ship anywhere in the world.

Are you a pirate ?"

He's good looking enough to pass for one!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I am a masts and towers rescuer!

So if someone working at height is injured and hanging in a harness up a right big tower, I can go up and rescue him/her

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Health and safety advisor aaaand phlebotomy

Vampires union

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HGV/commercial port driver.

Used to drive and manage drivers driving 65-footers in a container port on 12-hour shifts.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Professional fab profile reader

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A day skipper, I can sail a boat.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

At being a legend it took several years to pass but I survived I can also drive like Colin McRae.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairdresser

Barber

Criminology Diploma

Fraud Officer

Various Bank related tests

You've never once offered to cut my hair

I don't want to mess up "the fringe"

Tbf you'd probably deliberately fuck it up just for a laugh

Who me?

Hmmm

Picturing you with a Phil Foden fringe now

Dreamy knows nothing about football im safe

Google

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Does a driving licence count?

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Mechanical engineer

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Fully Qualified in "Not Telling Other People What I Am Qualified In."

I have friends who do tell others what they are qualified in, and they don't get a moment's peace in non-work related situations and are expected to "put their professional head on" and dispense free advice, sometimes involving the most complex of issues, in the most inappropriate of situations.

Oh, and offer "mate's rates" too for some bizarre reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been paid to ride for a living, can plastic weld, organise events and skinfit!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Does a driving licence count?"

I remember having to get my European Computer Driving Licence many years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum browser !

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I was far too qualified to pass a test, so just went ahead and did it. I learn pretty quickly, pretty handy at picking up new skills but I can't swim

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

I'm a qualified car mechanic, microsoft certified IT tech and have also passed two forklift licenses aswell as hiab license

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full time comedian and part time chef.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Cunt.

Bellend.

Folk lift driver.

Painter and decorator.

Lightning protection fitter.

Vehicle fire suppression system fitter.

Chemical sprayer.

Cosmetics.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"City & guilds bricklaying

Nvq 3 bricklaying

Nvq 3 hot works flat roofing

Nvq 3 forklift operator

Hilti gun operative

Shtill saw qualified

Mobile platform qualified

Mobile boom lift qualified

Pasma scaffold tower

360 excavator qualified cpcs

Cscs gold card

Nvq 3 supervisor

Sssts

Smsts

1st aid

Full bike license

Full driving license

Advanced driving license

Race license

cycling proficiency

Few swimming certificates

Marriage license

Tv licence

Plus more just got bored writing

All those qualifications but yet you cannot make a bed correctly

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I am a professional perverted wanker

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"Smallest cock in UK.. passed with flying colors!"

ive seen many smaller

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Reiki Master

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By *parkle LoungeWoman
over a year ago

Cornwall

I’m a solicitor (England and Wales)

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

This is great feedback and lovely to see some quite unique talents being displayed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qualified cabinet maker

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