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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Get a smoothie down you and reload, soldier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've send a dick pic. If that doesn't work I think you are broken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a smoothie down you and reload, soldier.

Can you not take the next one for me? Bro code and all? Just don't be BETTER obviously, that would not be bro code at all

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is this your way of using up all the extra toilet paper you stocked up on in March 2020?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Jesus dude, you must have had double figures to dry out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this your way of using up all the extra toilet paper you stocked up on in March 2020?"

Absolutely yes. My bathrooms like a soft play centre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus dude, you must have had double figures to dry out

In my defense, I don't know what came over me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes people overshare...

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Get a smoothie down you and reload, soldier.

Can you not take the next one for me? Bro code and all? Just don't be BETTER obviously, that would not be bro code at all "

Sorry bro, I don't fuck.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear. "

Anal fuck fest then?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes people overshare..."

Sometimes others undershare am I right lads?!

My balls are hurting...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Jesus dude, you must have had double figures to dry out

In my defense, I don't know what came over me?"

Yourself? I like to do it as well now and then and peel it off when it dries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear.

Anal fuck fest then?!

I turn all vicious feral cat if anyone tries to go inside me - consider that a warning Cougar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus dude, you must have had double figures to dry out

In my defense, I don't know what came over me?

Yourself? I like to do it as well now and then and peel it off when it dries "

Oh my god I'd look like Casper the fucking dirty in need of exorcism ghost

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sometimes people overshare...

Sometimes others undershare am I right lads?!

My balls are hurting..."

100% sharing is caring here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You heard us Elf, what do we want, more photoshop, when do we want it, now!

Even typing is effort I'm gonna lie down

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear.

Anal fuck fest then?!

I turn all vicious feral cat if anyone tries to go inside me - consider that a warning Cougar!"

The gentleman doth protest too much me thinks.

Don't knock it till you've tried it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Jesus dude, you must have had double figures to dry out

In my defense, I don't know what came over me?

Yourself? I like to do it as well now and then and peel it off when it dries

Oh my god I'd look like Casper the fucking dirty in need of exorcism ghost "

Think of it like a face mask but for your stomach, my abs are like silk

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear.

Anal fuck fest then?!

I turn all vicious feral cat if anyone tries to go inside me - consider that a warning Cougar!

The gentleman doth protest too much me thinks.

Don't knock it till you've tried it

Is it a mood killer to tell you one rogue lass did? It's a limit, I'm sorry everyone

full of disappointments today I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?"

I means let's not assume, that makes an ass out of both you and me

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear.

Anal fuck fest then?!

I turn all vicious feral cat if anyone tries to go inside me - consider that a warning Cougar!

The gentleman doth protest too much me thinks.

Don't knock it till you've tried it

Is it a mood killer to tell you one rogue lass did? It's a limit, I'm sorry everyone

full of disappointments today I know "

Not just today I'm sure!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?

I means let's not assume, that makes an ass out of both you and me "

There's a topic you've not covered. Effortlessly inspiring you right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear.

Anal fuck fest then?!

I turn all vicious feral cat if anyone tries to go inside me - consider that a warning Cougar!

The gentleman doth protest too much me thinks.

Don't knock it till you've tried it

Is it a mood killer to tell you one rogue lass did? It's a limit, I'm sorry everyone

full of disappointments today I know

Not just today I'm sure!

Christ am I not broken enough already?! When will you show some mercy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?

I means let's not assume, that makes an ass out of both you and me

There's a topic you've not covered. Effortlessly inspiring you right now."

My next threads where the fuck is _elis deep throat video actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagining cocksnot hanging from the ceiling

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

#livejournal ftw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagining cocksnot hanging from the ceiling

If you also picture tears streaming down my face it's fairly accurate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#livejournal ftw!

Still an aching going on, very much post heavy workout vibes. Wrapped in a blanket drinking water to keep hydrated

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I've send a dick pic. If that doesn't work I think you are broken"

Hoe comes he gets one and I don't?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"#livejournal ftw!

Still an aching going on, very much post heavy workout vibes. Wrapped in a blanket drinking water to keep hydrated "

You need a massage and some of that special medicine men keep offering me.

Cures all, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#livejournal ftw!

Still an aching going on, very much post heavy workout vibes. Wrapped in a blanket drinking water to keep hydrated

You need a massage and some of that special medicine men keep offering me.

Cures all, apparently."

What is this special medicine you speak of?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?

I means let's not assume, that makes an ass out of both you and me

There's a topic you've not covered. Effortlessly inspiring you right now.

My next threads where the fuck is _elis deep throat video actually "

Oh yeah! I was actually properly getting into it as well you know. Can't believe I forgot that. I'll just upload a photo of the item in question and get on the whole video thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Uh how selfish

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Do you need some special healing cream?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"#livejournal ftw!

Still an aching going on, very much post heavy workout vibes. Wrapped in a blanket drinking water to keep hydrated

You need a massage and some of that special medicine men keep offering me.

Cures all, apparently.

What is this special medicine you speak of?"

I think it's made in the prostate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Are you my spirit woman?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?

I means let's not assume, that makes an ass out of both you and me

There's a topic you've not covered. Effortlessly inspiring you right now.

My next threads where the fuck is _elis deep throat video actually

Oh yeah! I was actually properly getting into it as well you know. Can't believe I forgot that. I'll just upload a photo of the item in question and get on the whole video thing. "

Forgot it?! Did it defeat you _eli it's ok it's a safe space!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Jesus dude, you must have had double figures to dry out

In my defense, I don't know what came over me?

Yourself? I like to do it as well now and then and peel it off when it dries

Oh my god I'd look like Casper the fucking dirty in need of exorcism ghost

Think of it like a face mask but for your stomach, my abs are like silk"

So if I licked you all over I'd not find any rough patches?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?

I means let's not assume, that makes an ass out of both you and me

There's a topic you've not covered. Effortlessly inspiring you right now.

My next threads where the fuck is _elis deep throat video actually

Oh yeah! I was actually properly getting into it as well you know. Can't believe I forgot that. I'll just upload a photo of the item in question and get on the whole video thing.

Forgot it?! Did it defeat you _eli it's ok it's a safe space!"

Fuck sake. Reverse psychology.

I hate it but it always works. Hope your penis grows back soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean you won't be posting 101 threads asking about sexual predilection and techniques?

Where will I post now?

I means let's not assume, that makes an ass out of both you and me

There's a topic you've not covered. Effortlessly inspiring you right now.

My next threads where the fuck is _elis deep throat video actually

Oh yeah! I was actually properly getting into it as well you know. Can't believe I forgot that. I'll just upload a photo of the item in question and get on the whole video thing.

Forgot it?! Did it defeat you _eli it's ok it's a safe space!

Fuck sake. Reverse psychology.

I hate it but it always works. Hope your penis grows back soon. "

Feel free to use your challenging dildo in the meantime!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Jesus dude, you must have had double figures to dry out

In my defense, I don't know what came over me?

Yourself? I like to do it as well now and then and peel it off when it dries

Oh my god I'd look like Casper the fucking dirty in need of exorcism ghost

Think of it like a face mask but for your stomach, my abs are like silk

So if I licked you all over I'd not find any rough patches?

There's only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well _ickshawed licking dried cum from a chest isn't where I saw this thread going. I love this forum

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Well _ickshawed licking dried cum from a chest isn't where I saw this thread going. I love this forum

Do I get to pick the chest?

Plus I look unbelievably sexy when I pull off big patches with my teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well _ickshawed licking dried cum from a chest isn't where I saw this thread going. I love this forum

Do I get to pick the chest?

Plus I look unbelievably sexy when I pull off big patches with my teeth

You're an ANIMAL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thread update for you all.

Pain is subsiding. Still feels hollow both in my soul and my balls but I also got a semi about 20 minutes ago so, boy, someone's still feeling like they have some drive.

Your welcome!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Thread update for you all.

Pain is subsiding. Still feels hollow both in my soul and my balls but I also got a semi about 20 minutes ago so, boy, someone's still feeling like they have some drive.

Your welcome!"

You must have been looking at my pictures again. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear. "

I told you to keep this a secret....and I told you beforehand the 1st meet is only ever multiple wanks over several hours until you beg me to stop!

You're moaning about your balls, imagine what my arms feel like then, and also having to get the train home looking like I have Popeye arms......

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Thread update for you all.

Pain is subsiding. Still feels hollow both in my soul and my balls but I also got a semi about 20 minutes ago so, boy, someone's still feeling like they have some drive.

Your welcome!"

I'll knock one out for you in a bit and probably another before I go to sleep.

You're welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Are you my spirit woman?!"

Possibly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Do you need some special healing cream? "

Kiss her better??

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Do you need some special healing cream?

Kiss her better??"

I like that idea, French kisses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Do you need some special healing cream?

Kiss her better??

I like that idea, French kisses? "

Obviously

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Do you need some special healing cream?

Kiss her better??

I like that idea, French kisses?

Obviously "

That's the answer I wanted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thread update for you all.

Pain is subsiding. Still feels hollow both in my soul and my balls but I also got a semi about 20 minutes ago so, boy, someone's still feeling like they have some drive.

Your welcome!

You must have been looking at my pictures again. You're welcome

I mean they're not bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'm jizzed out today everyone. Not sure how many it's been but it's been a few. Been a good day. Aside from you know, none being vaginas or mouths.

Just to let you all know, man down this evening. Tapping out. I'll be back to myself tomorrow don't fear.

I told you to keep this a secret....and I told you beforehand the 1st meet is only ever multiple wanks over several hours until you beg me to stop!

You're moaning about your balls, imagine what my arms feel like then, and also having to get the train home looking like I have Popeye arms......"

Surprised you didn't wanna leave me half conscious after grinding your ass on my face for hours tbh so I still rate it a 6/10 meet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Are you my spirit woman?!

Possibly???

Today would have been better in each other's company.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thread update for you all.

Pain is subsiding. Still feels hollow both in my soul and my balls but I also got a semi about 20 minutes ago so, boy, someone's still feeling like they have some drive.

Your welcome!

I'll knock one out for you in a bit and probably another before I go to sleep.

You're welcome! "

You're a good lad...but I can't come up with a quick nickname for you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Thread update for you all.

Pain is subsiding. Still feels hollow both in my soul and my balls but I also got a semi about 20 minutes ago so, boy, someone's still feeling like they have some drive.

Your welcome!

I'll knock one out for you in a bit and probably another before I go to sleep.

You're welcome!

You're a good lad...but I can't come up with a quick nickname for you"

Don't put quick in it because I don't want people getting the wrong impression about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Are you my spirit woman?!

Possibly???

Today would have been better in each other's company."

It would appear that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve played with myself so much today I’m sore

Are you my spirit woman?!

Possibly???

Today would have been better in each other's company.

It would appear that way "

I mean, we would still ache all over obviously but it might have been more fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update everyone. I've fully recovered. Thanks for the love and support in that time. Still gonna rest it up for now but of course that depends on which hot fab ladies get something going.

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