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Shitty Christmas Presents

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Now I certainly don’t wish to promote an epidemic of ungrateful cuntitude on FAB…..but good folks, what has been the very worst present you’ve ever received on the big day?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A pair of white cowboy boots my ex husband thought I'd like

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A pair of white cowboy boots my ex husband thought I'd like"

That gives me a great idea! Perhaps we could all swap our shitty presents. After all, one persons shit is another persons gravy (so to speak)

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

For some unknown reason many years ago,a close friend got me a pan !no idea what possessed him lol.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Now I certainly don’t wish to promote an epidemic of ungrateful cuntitude on FAB…..but good folks, what has been the very worst present you’ve ever received on the big day?

"
a mug

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My colleague's husband bought her a tumble dryer one year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year I got a sweater, I'm really hoping for a moaner or a screamer this year

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Once someone brought me a lovely, professionally framed picture.

‘So what’s shitty about that you ungrateful cunt?’ you may logically therefore ask?

Well, it was about five feet by four(!) weighed a fucking ton and I had to lug the fucking thing all the way from fucking Manchester down to fucking London by train in addition to a shit load of other baggage! I was sorely tempted to ‘accidentally on purpose’ leave it on the fucking train to (but couldn’t bring quite myself to do it as that would have made me an ungrateful cunt).

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Not on the day, but my work secret santa gift one year was a box of lucky charms and a can of grape soda

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

A golf umbrella from ex husband. I don't play golf or use an umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most horrific blanket I have ever seen. Belonged in a witches cupboard let alone a witches house.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

This is why our whole family does not do presents just get together and have a good time.

Kids under 12 get something but a £10 price cap.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Slippers - with memory foam inserts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippers that were the wrong size

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By *punky89Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Lynx grift set, got about 3 still left from previous years lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Soap set knowing I'm allergic to that brand!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

secret santa,, one can of tesco bitter. pure piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a bar of soap once, completely random. It's the thought that counts I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People probably won’t remember this

Bottle of hi karate

Mandate

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Come to think of it someone once gave me a scratch card for Christmas.

Cheap mutherfucker! (It wasn’t even a bloody winner either!)

Not being ungrateful, like

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I got a bar of soap once, completely random. It's the thought that counts I guess. "
awww were they saying you're smelly

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