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By *ooking4others OP   Man
over a year ago

Here ...

Just read an article featuring Luana Sandien who says that she is autosexual ... in love with herself.

Is anyone here also autosexual?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Not me, but I’d slip her a length

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Just read an article featuring Luana Sandien who says that she is autosexual ... in love with herself.

Is anyone here also autosexual?"

Funny how autosexual has replaced the word ‘ arsehole’. Which is what we called anyone who loved themselves’in my day’ its a perfectly functional non binary description so t functional in a woke society too !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Romantically in love with herself?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I have a great deal of love for me; I'm a kind, considerate person, I help other, I'm friendly, fun, great looking, handsome, sexy, passionate, compassionate and have a great body... What's not to love?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I love myself enough to get myself off

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Romantically in love with herself? "
i think my comment above also covers this

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

So she basically invented a word to say she has a wank

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Romantically in love with herself? i think my comment above also covers this "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone here also autosexual?"

F&B fucks cars

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Plus... Its often said that before you can love others, you need to first love yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars "

Pass it on.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think everyone should try to love themselves. People that are always putting themselves down are very tiring

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on."

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on."

Don't tell them what he does to motorbikes

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have a great deal of love for me; I'm a kind, considerate person, I help other, I'm friendly, fun, great looking, handsome, sexy, passionate, compassionate and have a great body... What's not to love?"

I think that's great

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By *ooking4others OP   Man
over a year ago

Here ...


"Romantically in love with herself? "

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars "

Only Fiats

And Fiestas

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!! "

Don't worry, they're all stuck broken down

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Romantically in love with herself?

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently "

Oh. Was she labelling selfishness and expecting perfection from other people in a handy way that makes it seem it's not her fault?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I was completely autosexual for 4 years after a break up, I'd rather stimulate myself and wank rather than go out to find a shag. But this was down to a deep distrust in men at the time.

I definitely have kept traits of it, but I like how picky it makes me when searching for a sexual companion

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By *ooking4others OP   Man
over a year ago

Here ...


"Romantically in love with herself?

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently

Oh. Was she labelling selfishness and expecting perfection from other people in a handy way that makes it seem it's not her fault? "

She says that she feels sorry for men who try to satisfy her but then goes on to say she has mirrors all over the house ... isn't that more like she is vain?

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By *ooking4others OP   Man
over a year ago

Here ...


"I was completely autosexual for 4 years after a break up, I'd rather stimulate myself and wank rather than go out to find a shag. But this was down to a deep distrust in men at the time.

I definitely have kept traits of it, but I like how picky it makes me when searching for a sexual companion "

Is that perhaps a coping mechanism to protect yourself from men you don't or can't trust?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. I don't even send myself a Xmas card

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I was completely autosexual for 4 years after a break up, I'd rather stimulate myself and wank rather than go out to find a shag. But this was down to a deep distrust in men at the time.

I definitely have kept traits of it, but I like how picky it makes me when searching for a sexual companion "

You don’t need to go out looking for a shag xx I’ll come to you xxxx #rummageupthefront xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!! "

Which bit do women fuck on a car though when you don't have a gearstick?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!!

Which bit do women fuck on a car though when you don't have a gearstick? "

The man driving it competently & safely!!

( definitely not helpimg myself here!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!!

Which bit do women fuck on a car though when you don't have a gearstick?

The man driving it competently & safely!!

( definitely not helpimg myself here!!) "

You've just had too many biscuits at the oap afternoon lunch again, don't worry the sugar rush will pass when you have your afternoon nap!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!!

Which bit do women fuck on a car though when you don't have a gearstick?

The man driving it competently & safely!!

( definitely not helpimg myself here!!)

You've just had too many biscuits at the oap afternoon lunch again, don't worry the sugar rush will pass when you have your afternoon nap! "

Thankyou nurse!! And thankyou for those pics…. Did you used to be a gymnast?? I love the one with the 2 turnips!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!!

Which bit do women fuck on a car though when you don't have a gearstick?

The man driving it competently & safely!!

( definitely not helpimg myself here!!)

You've just had too many biscuits at the oap afternoon lunch again, don't worry the sugar rush will pass when you have your afternoon nap!

Thankyou nurse!! And thankyou for those pics…. Did you used to be a gymnast?? I love the one with the 2 turnips!!! "

Don't start rumours with your runaway imagination again...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!!

Which bit do women fuck on a car though when you don't have a gearstick?

The man driving it competently & safely!!

( definitely not helpimg myself here!!)

You've just had too many biscuits at the oap afternoon lunch again, don't worry the sugar rush will pass when you have your afternoon nap!

Thankyou nurse!! And thankyou for those pics…. Did you used to be a gymnast?? I love the one with the 2 turnips!!!

Don't start rumours with your runaway imagination again..."

Cue your inbox full of lovely looking dicks!!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"Just read an article featuring Luana Sandien who says that she is autosexual ... in love with herself.

Is anyone here also autosexual?"

In short another way of describing a Narcissist.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

I guess she will never have any corrective or vanity surgery then been as see loves every part of herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ... in love with herself.

Is anyone here also autosexual?"

Probably. I've read loads of profiles that project this idea...

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I was completely autosexual for 4 years after a break up, I'd rather stimulate myself and wank rather than go out to find a shag. But this was down to a deep distrust in men at the time.

I definitely have kept traits of it, but I like how picky it makes me when searching for a sexual companion "

I have traits of it, I would say... compounded with low libido from time to time.

Mine does come from a distrust of people but also men specifically. Unfortunately, the people who have hurt me the most have been men.....from childhood.

I left my marriage and I haven't been in a committed relationship in 9 years. I'd say I'm emotionally detached from people but I'm emotionally sentient with myself. It's a form of self-protection now. I expect people to disappoint. I'm a complex person....hence The Maverick.

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By *ooking4others OP   Man
over a year ago

Here ...


"I guess she will never have any corrective or vanity surgery then been as see loves every part of herself. "

Maybe she has had some already and is now perfect in her eyes

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By *ooking4others OP   Man
over a year ago

Here ...


" ... in love with herself.

Is anyone here also autosexual?

Probably. I've read loads of profiles that project this idea... "

Really? I don't think I have seen any

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By *ooking4others OP   Man
over a year ago

Here ...


"I was completely autosexual for 4 years after a break up, I'd rather stimulate myself and wank rather than go out to find a shag. But this was down to a deep distrust in men at the time.

I definitely have kept traits of it, but I like how picky it makes me when searching for a sexual companion

I have traits of it, I would say... compounded with low libido from time to time.

Mine does come from a distrust of people but also men specifically. Unfortunately, the people who have hurt me the most have been men.....from childhood.

I left my marriage and I haven't been in a committed relationship in 9 years. I'd say I'm emotionally detached from people but I'm emotionally sentient with myself. It's a form of self-protection now. I expect people to disappoint. I'm a complex person....hence The Maverick."

Sorry to hear some of this ... hopefully you will find someone in the future ... there are significantly more good people than bad in the world x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Romantically in love with herself?

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently

Oh. Was she labelling selfishness and expecting perfection from other people in a handy way that makes it seem it's not her fault?

She says that she feels sorry for men who try to satisfy her but then goes on to say she has mirrors all over the house ... isn't that more like she is vain? "

I don't know. I'm not even sure what vanity is. My mum thought I was vain because I used moisturiser on my legs.

I find the constant telling people (women) to be confident then knocking them down when they are very odd.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Romantically in love with herself?

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently

Oh. Was she labelling selfishness and expecting perfection from other people in a handy way that makes it seem it's not her fault?

She says that she feels sorry for men who try to satisfy her but then goes on to say she has mirrors all over the house ... isn't that more like she is vain?

I don't know. I'm not even sure what vanity is. My mum thought I was vain because I used moisturiser on my legs.

I find the constant telling people (women) to be confident then knocking them down when they are very odd."

So its be confident but. Dont be strong and independent… weak men have a problem with strong women - if we celebrate them and thats not me being ‘right on or white knighting’ just saying celebrate women fulfilling their full potential - the human race wouldn’t be in the state it is if women had had a voice that had been listened to for the last 1000 years.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Romantically in love with herself?

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently

Oh. Was she labelling selfishness and expecting perfection from other people in a handy way that makes it seem it's not her fault?

She says that she feels sorry for men who try to satisfy her but then goes on to say she has mirrors all over the house ... isn't that more like she is vain?

I don't know. I'm not even sure what vanity is. My mum thought I was vain because I used moisturiser on my legs.

I find the constant telling people (women) to be confident then knocking them down when they are very odd.

So its be confident but. Dont be strong and independent… weak men have a problem with strong women - if we celebrate them and thats not me being ‘right on or white knighting’ just saying celebrate women fulfilling their full potential - the human race wouldn’t be in the state it is if women had had a voice that had been listened to for the last 1000 years. "

The number of conversations I've seen that go like this

Person 1: I hate myself

Person 2: you're great, you look great, you are great, you should have more confidence

Person 1: you're right, I'm really very attractive and have a great personality

Person 2: alright nobody likes arrogance, you're not all that you know.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Romantically in love with herself?

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently

Oh. Was she labelling selfishness and expecting perfection from other people in a handy way that makes it seem it's not her fault?

She says that she feels sorry for men who try to satisfy her but then goes on to say she has mirrors all over the house ... isn't that more like she is vain?

I don't know. I'm not even sure what vanity is. My mum thought I was vain because I used moisturiser on my legs.

I find the constant telling people (women) to be confident then knocking them down when they are very odd.

So its be confident but. Dont be strong and independent… weak men have a problem with strong women - if we celebrate them and thats not me being ‘right on or white knighting’ just saying celebrate women fulfilling their full potential - the human race wouldn’t be in the state it is if women had had a voice that had been listened to for the last 1000 years.

The number of conversations I've seen that go like this

Person 1: I hate myself

Person 2: you're great, you look great, you are great, you should have more confidence

Person 1: you're right, I'm really very attractive and have a great personality

Person 2: alright nobody likes arrogance, you're not all that you know."

I have a terrible personality and i look like i ran into a burning building just save my toast!!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I was completely autosexual for 4 years after a break up, I'd rather stimulate myself and wank rather than go out to find a shag. But this was down to a deep distrust in men at the time.

I definitely have kept traits of it, but I like how picky it makes me when searching for a sexual companion

I have traits of it, I would say... compounded with low libido from time to time.

Mine does come from a distrust of people but also men specifically. Unfortunately, the people who have hurt me the most have been men.....from childhood.

I left my marriage and I haven't been in a committed relationship in 9 years. I'd say I'm emotionally detached from people but I'm emotionally sentient with myself. It's a form of self-protection now. I expect people to disappoint. I'm a complex person....hence The Maverick.

Sorry to hear some of this ... hopefully you will find someone in the future ... there are significantly more good people than bad in the world x"

I actually believe I'm better alone hence the autosexuality. I don't actually believe "people" are good for me.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Romantically in love with herself?

I guess so ... no-one else can satisfy her ... screwed up her marriage apparently

Oh. Was she labelling selfishness and expecting perfection from other people in a handy way that makes it seem it's not her fault?

She says that she feels sorry for men who try to satisfy her but then goes on to say she has mirrors all over the house ... isn't that more like she is vain?

I don't know. I'm not even sure what vanity is. My mum thought I was vain because I used moisturiser on my legs.

I find the constant telling people (women) to be confident then knocking them down when they are very odd.

So its be confident but. Dont be strong and independent… weak men have a problem with strong women - if we celebrate them and thats not me being ‘right on or white knighting’ just saying celebrate women fulfilling their full potential - the human race wouldn’t be in the state it is if women had had a voice that had been listened to for the last 1000 years.

The number of conversations I've seen that go like this

Person 1: I hate myself

Person 2: you're great, you look great, you are great, you should have more confidence

Person 1: you're right, I'm really very attractive and have a great personality

Person 2: alright nobody likes arrogance, you're not all that you know."

Reasons why I just please myself and keep to myself most of the time.

I stay very formal with people and I never quite trust them.

If I hate myself, I tell close friends ( not family) and my therapists.

Everyone else, I try to stay neutral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone here also autosexual?

F&B fucks cars

Pass it on.

Women drivers fuck cars…. Oooh controversial - get the popcorn and watch me get a kicking!! "

I thought you were an OK guy lol

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"So she basically invented a word to say she has a wank "

It's been around for decades. In fact, when Stephen Fry first tentatively came out, that was the term he used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it mean I prefer masturbation to men?

If so then yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm Autophobic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IM going to clone a penis so I can fuck myself.

I bet I ghost me afterwards.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"So she basically invented a word to say she has a wank "

She didn't invent it, the word has been around for over 30 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just read an article featuring Luana Sandien who says that she is autosexual ... in love with herself.

Is anyone here also autosexual?

Funny how autosexual has replaced the word ‘ arsehole’. Which is what we called anyone who loved themselves’in my day’ its a perfectly functional non binary description so t functional in a woke society too ! "

wanker is probably another good word to describe an autosexual.... lol

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