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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Name something that females say before sucking a dick

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooohhhhh

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

had anal lately ?

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Bleurgh!!! That hair isn't mine!!!!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

'Do you prefer Richard?'

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

fuck me

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I hope its a grower...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

ooo is all that for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dribble drawl

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I hope that was you sneezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sllllluuuurrrrrrp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had...

- "wow"

- "lets see it then"

- a happy moan

- a deep breath

Ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life can be so diserpointing

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I hope you have washed your cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh I smell soap!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't let my tourettes put you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OFFS! had to have a laugh out loud at that View.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In camp voice.... ' going down'

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Sorry, I don't smoke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sllllluuuurrrrrrp "

that is so not what sound i make...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you have washed your cock... "

Yup. This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/12/12 00:01:18]

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

You going to give me the money this time .

Or

Let me get this done then ......IT'S MY TURN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name something that females say before sucking a dick "
its massive ...........(my name) don't ever believe them all men have one like this haven't they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sllllluuuurrrrrrp

that is so not what sound i make... "

Liar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw look! It's so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the meat to go with the veg

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Aw look! It's so cute "

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Sllllluuuurrrrrrp

that is so not what sound i make... "

That would depend where it came from...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop crying, I said I'd do it!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"stop crying, I said I'd do it! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought in your picture it reached the 'select' button not the '2'!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I know it's a one eye'd trouser snake, but I can't dislocate my jaw

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

mmmmm yummy!!!!

Please Sir, ca i have some more

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

In all honesty I can say that after giving a blow job I have said ' sorry but I've pranged the car '

( twice )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that barnacles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is that barnacles?"

I hate to ask but is what barnacles?

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

All I've heeard is hmmm that's big lol

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Happy Birthday .......... "

It's christmas , best go and clean my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all honesty I can say that after giving a blow job I have said ' sorry but I've pranged the car '

( twice )"

Best to avoid blowjobs from you then just in case!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"mmmmm yummy!!!!

Please Sir, ca i have some more "

Greedy girly!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"is that barnacles?

I hate to ask but is what barnacles? "

Ask Bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is that barnacles?

I hate to ask but is what barnacles?

Ask Bill "

I am beginning to think it might be best not to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name something that females say before sucking a dick "

..... you did say you were buying me those shoes, didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cum in my mouth and ill kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is that barnacles?

I hate to ask but is what barnacles?

Ask Bill

I am beginning to think it might be best not to know. "

barnacles...the small shelled animals u get on bargepoles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a filthy job, but someone has to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come! "

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"You cum in my mouth and ill kill you "

You'd say that ...

I find that very hard to swallow .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get lockjaw

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that "

Should hope not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that

Should hope not! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another one for the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a reflex test

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that

Should hope not!

"

Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I?" as I am a good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that

Should hope not!

Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute" "

Pmsl!! I didn't actually but think I will now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that

Should hope not!

Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute" "

Bloody tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should probably warn you....

....I'm a chomper!

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Somebody killed Kenny!!!!!!!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ryan that's yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth in it out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Are these threads for the new series of family fortunes??

'We asked 100 people......our survey says......uh errrrrr!!!!!"

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that

Should hope not!

Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute"

Bloody tease! "

Yep - makes a change for a guy to do the teasing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan that's yummy"

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Are these threads for the new series of family fortunes??

'We asked 100 people......our survey says......uh errrrrr!!!!!""

FAB Fortunes maybe...?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan that's yummy

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? "

Bored lol this city ain't what it's cracked up to be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan that's yummy

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan? "

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your sample pot is at the ready & thanks in advance for your sperm donation today

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Aw look! It's so cute

Lol! That wouldn't be before - it would be instead of! A guy hears that and it's shrivel city here we come!

Would be a quick way of getting out of it though. Not that I'd do that

Should hope not!

Bet you've snuck a peek.... just to see if it's "cute"

Pmsl!! I didn't actually but think I will now "

(Knew you would if I said that!)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan that's yummy

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?! "

Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooo is all that for me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan that's yummy

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?!

Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting !"

and deservedly so! abandoning us forumites just to go on the lash.....pfffft , shame on you

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Name something that females say before sucking a dick "

I love cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooo is all that for me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan that's yummy

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?!

Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting !"

You're lucky I'm not there. I'd abuse you alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name something that females say before sucking a dick

I love cheese."

oh dear, I think I'm gonna hurl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan that's yummy

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?!

Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting !

and deservedly so! abandoning us forumites just to go on the lash.....pfffft , shame on you "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Name something that females say before sucking a dick

I love cheese.

oh dear, I think I'm gonna hurl "

* puts away her oatcakes and stilton*

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Ryan that's yummy

lmfao!!! pissed again Ryan?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?!

Bloody charming. Just passing by and look at the abuse I'm getting !

You're lucky I'm not there. I'd abuse you alright "

Ryan - you've pulled ya lucky bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol"

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

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By *ukus 62Woman
over a year ago

Essex

hope u havent been eating too much meals with garlic

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet "

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please "

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please "

I'll wake you when i'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! "

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

I'll wake you when i'm done "

don't forget to pull his nightie down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

I'll wake you when i'm done

don't forget to pull his nightie down "

Ha ha stop making me laugh I need a wee but I'm under the cover all snug

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus! "

How noisy will this blowie be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

I'll wake you when i'm done

don't forget to pull his nightie down

Ha ha stop making me laugh I need a wee but I'm under the cover all snug "

hehehehehehehehehehe!!!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Name something that females say before sucking a dick

I love cheese."

Thats not very mature ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be "

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner "

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not"

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie! "

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! "

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!"

Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

"

Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!

Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....! "

Potentially really good after some practice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . . "

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin"

Lol! Don't believe a word of it!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Name something that females say before sucking a dick

I love cheese.

Thats not very mature ...."

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!

Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....!

Potentially really good after some practice!!"

Now, what should you draw or write....?!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts! "

Leave bernie the bolt out of this. He's a good old boy. He had just signed my expenses off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both "
if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

Leave bernie the bolt out of this. He's a good old boy. He had just signed my expenses off "

Jeez, how'd ya manage that... oh.... wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

Leave bernie the bolt out of this. He's a good old boy. He had just signed my expenses off "

Slightly unhinged sort of fellow, with a penchant for fizzling crackers I hear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin

Lol! Don't believe a word of it! "

Tis true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker "

pmsl................literally!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker "

What if you pee mid laugh though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!

Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....!

Potentially really good after some practice!!

Now, what should you draw or write....?! "

Colin? In a love heart

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

Hey don't judge lol I chose this smiley because it looks like a toothless grin

Lol! Don't believe a word of it!

Tis true "

Can't see any proof, so I have to believe that the toothless grin is a cunning ploy to divert attention...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker

What if you pee mid laugh though? "

This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Colin? In a love heart "

Bernard............he's his new BFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker

pmsl................literally! "

Did you try it? Lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!

Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....!

Potentially really good after some practice!!

Now, what should you draw or write....?!

Colin? In a love heart "

Mwahahahah! Oh yes! That chicken will be back to haunt the man that gave him up for adoption....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Colin? In a love heart

Bernard............he's his new BFF "

What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker

What if you pee mid laugh though?

This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids!"

Sounds like it needs exercise...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Colin? In a love heart

Bernard............he's his new BFF

What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me!"

It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo!

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By *lasgowfunnMan
over a year ago

paisley

Don't get it in my hair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker

What if you pee mid laugh though?

This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids!

Sounds like it needs exercise..........."

I'm doing my clenches watching cops with cameras. Although I don't think it's intentional, maybe it's the men in uniform that's making it react involuntarily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Colin? In a love heart

Bernard............he's his new BFF

What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me!

It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo! "

Oh!! Is this the one you shared your dessert with? So romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!

Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....!

Potentially really good after some practice!!

Now, what should you draw or write....?!

Colin? In a love heart

Mwahahahah! Oh yes! That chicken will be back to haunt the man that gave him up for adoption....! "

Yep. He'll want eighteen years of corn allowance money when he catches up with him

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

How noisy will this blowie be

Depends if I take my teeth out or not

pmsl, you have no idea how funny that is, following a pm! Ask Ryan about Bernard from accounts!

I can't bring myself to do that because I'm laughing so much already ha ha. I must wee. . .

Its catching! Me too; should I laugh or pee? Sod it, I'll do both if you laugh mid flow it comes out quicker

What if you pee mid laugh though?

This is a common occurrence. My pelvic floor iisn't what it used to be after 2 kids!

Sounds like it needs exercise...........

I'm doing my clenches watching cops with cameras. Although I don't think it's intentional, maybe it's the men in uniform that's making it react involuntarily!"

Ah, the classic men in uniform perving! (Where's that fancy dress catalogue again...!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'ya think we've hijacked this thread!?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Colin? In a love heart

Bernard............he's his new BFF

What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me!

It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo!

Oh!! Is this the one you shared your dessert with? So romantic "

He was the only one that answered my meet today. Beggars can't be choosers you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Colin? In a love heart

Bernard............he's his new BFF

What's with this Bernard? Curiosity has the better of me!

It's Ryans latest squeeze.......he pulled at the works doo!

Oh!! Is this the one you shared your dessert with? So romantic

He was the only one that answered my meet today. Beggars can't be choosers you know. "

I'd have answered had you been closer, if that's any consolation

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Promises promises. Hurry up then I'm not checking out till 12 lol

You'll be asleep by the time I get there. Snoring like a walrus I bet

Good point. Abuse me quietly please

What's the point if the poor girl has to be quiet - selfish walrus!

Pahaha! It's ok I'll draw all over his walrus arse in eyeliner

Sod eyeliner - use a Sharpie!

I'll use a pre op marker, it's a fucker to get that stuff off!

Even better - how are you with a tattoo gun....!

Potentially really good after some practice!!

Now, what should you draw or write....?!

Colin? In a love heart

Mwahahahah! Oh yes! That chicken will be back to haunt the man that gave him up for adoption....!

Yep. He'll want eighteen years of corn allowance money when he catches up with him"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight "

Put some paper down first. You don't want to wake granny up

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight "

Oops, yes! G'night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight "

Night, one last chuckle and you should be completely empty!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"This thread has tickled me, I apologise for the highjacking though. I'm off to wee and catch some z's so goodnight

Night, one last chuckle and you should be completely empty! "

Oops, think we made her wee herself to sleep!

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Sue woth a vvwe male not so long ago what no way but she did lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"do you want my false teeth in or out"?

Actually, that was my imagination saying that, it was a much more appreciative and sensual "mmmmmm".

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By *orthwalesmale32Man
over a year ago

conwy


"You cum in my mouth and ill kill you "
good way to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet your wife never does this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have gone to Specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i shove a pipe cleaner down it first?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Good morning

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

It's just like a penis....but smaller......

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

"I usually ask for the money up front. It's extra without a condom, by the way."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like father,like son..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again? Already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks like a clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suckywucky chookychooky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looked better on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me ruv u rong time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looked bigger on cam"

It's the clever angles!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want me to get all that in...??"

(well, I can dream...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have u been shagging fish!

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

brace yourself

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Wouldnt want that for a wart on the end of my nose

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

did your parents play their own version of "steal your nose" with you when you were a kid?

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

your balls too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again already

I've only just swallowed the last load

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Does that dick come in adult size?"....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've only got a little mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck me "

That's the most common one

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ahhhhhhhhhh... something to pick that bit of steak out of my teeth with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhhhhhh... something to pick that bit of steak out of my teeth with."

can fit a polo on that

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

fuck off, I would rather stick pins in my eyes... and then sticks pins in her own eyes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The things I have to do to get my bean flicked

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Let me give you a massage first"... and hope he falls asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhhhhhh... something to pick that bit of steak out of my teeth with.

can fit a polo on that"

Polo hoopla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so hungry..want it all in my mouth..any cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(parts hair) "there it is!"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm not sure if I should suck it from the side or try to straighten it with a splint.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

And I switched off the telly for THIS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I add a couple of slices if bread and some brown sauce? I'm kinda peckish.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

fuck this pays me back for being an axe murderer in my past life......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u prefer Richard?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

This reminds me of those shoes I bought in the sale.......... too small.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There was less cheese on last night's pizza.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There was less cheese on last night's pizza.

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