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The fab ombudsman- what do you need investigating.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I fabbed a pic that said fab to fuck me.

I fabbed it, so far I’ve not received a fuck.

Is there an ombudsman for this.

What do you want to report to the ombudsman.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm currently under investigation because I'm an older woman and I don't know what I want and how to get it...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Nobody warned me it was addictive!!

They should write that on the box!!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

You’ll Need a final response first Fiddlesticks

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm confused now... should I report my concerns about false advertising (i.e. trying to sell me 10 inches when in fact it's far closer to 10 cm) to the fab ombudsman or to trading standards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just had all my data appear in a Sydney University Study, where do I complain?!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm currently under investigation because I'm an older woman and I don't know what I want and how to get it..."

Well you should no better at your age.

You do look sprightly though.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Nobody warned me it was addictive!!

They should write that on the box!!"

Very true. There’s no limit to the pictures of ducks that you can look at.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You’ll Need a final response first Fiddlesticks "

Is that your final response.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm confused now... should I report my concerns about false advertising (i.e. trying to sell me 10 inches when in fact it's far closer to 10 cm) to the fab ombudsman or to trading standards?"

I’d probably go for both.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have just had all my data appear in a Sydney University Study, where do I complain?!"

That’s the international department.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Fidds, I've been here before but I haven't a fucking clue what its about, can you investigate please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been false reports of tongues that 'lick for hours'. An inside source says 99s get licked for longer.

What is happening?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fidds, I've been here before but I haven't a fucking clue what its about, can you investigate please?

"

Have you complied with the T&Cs

Sent a face pic with first message

Put - I think you have amazing bazongas in the subject heading.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"There's been false reports of tongues that 'lick for hours'. An inside source says 99s get licked for longer.

What is happening? "

Apparently licking Fanny’s is a trait of bi men so it’s now frowned upon.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I was promised tea.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Turns out he couldn't, in fact, breathe thorough his ears!

So dissapointing

K x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I was promised tea.

"

Bastards. Castration is the only suitable punishment.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Turns out he couldn't, in fact, breathe thorough his ears!

So dissapointing

K x"

How did he pass the medical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like button under meets doesn’t work as expected

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles about the what if my message is unread, deleted, swallowed up and chewed out threads yada yada yada…

If you could ask the ombudsman to make a final decision on of these. Please and thank you

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I have yet to actually find a man who really can breath through his ears.

I need the ombudsman to find out what system glitch there is that turns me into "a fat ugly cunt" instead of the "beautiful sexy weapon" I was before I typed the words "no thank you". It must be a software error because as soon as I type "no thanks" it alters the previously entered code. Malware maybe?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

I have repeatedly been promised to be fucked like I have never been fucked before. The sellers never, ever deliver on their promise. Can I get a partial refund please?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I was promised tea.

Bastards. Castration is the only suitable punishment. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get sent photo after photo of cocks but when we want to meet one it they never appears and some bloke turns up instead.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles about the what if my message is unread, deleted, swallowed up and chewed out threads yada yada yada…

If you could ask the ombudsman to make a final decision on of these. Please and thank you "

Apparently it’s move on because some do and some don’t.

I think.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm currently under investigation because I'm an older woman and I don't know what I want and how to get it...

Well you should no better at your age.

You do look sprightly though. "

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have yet to actually find a man who really can breath through his ears.

I need the ombudsman to find out what system glitch there is that turns me into "a fat ugly cunt" instead of the "beautiful sexy weapon" I was before I typed the words "no thank you". It must be a software error because as soon as I type "no thanks" it alters the previously entered code. Malware maybe? "

It has been troublesome, and we can only apologise, although I’m sure there must be some user error at the receiving end of the no thank you message.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I have repeatedly been promised to be fucked like I have never been fucked before. The sellers never, ever deliver on their promise. Can I get a partial refund please?"

Perhaps if you were to list all the ways you have been fucked then there would be an increased chance of success.

Maybe there’s compromise here.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I was promised tea.

Bastards. Castration is the only suitable punishment.

Thank you "

. I made tea

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat


"I have repeatedly been promised to be fucked like I have never been fucked before. The sellers never, ever deliver on their promise. Can I get a partial refund please?

Perhaps if you were to list all the ways you have been fucked then there would be an increased chance of success.

Maybe there’s compromise here. "

But no men would bother to read it. Similar complaint is about promises to rock my world. Again - non delivery is the issue here. I haven't had my world rocked since the Earthquake of 2008 when the bins fell over

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm currently under investigation because I'm an older woman and I don't know what I want and how to get it...

Well you should no better at your age.

You do look sprightly though.

"

^^ this sprightly thing will just run and run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a snorkel but it wasn't used

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Why, when you politely ask people to read your profile, they still don't?

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wow as an investigation dept fab would be overwhelmed

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I have yet to actually find a man who really can breath through his ears.

I need the ombudsman to find out what system glitch there is that turns me into "a fat ugly cunt" instead of the "beautiful sexy weapon" I was before I typed the words "no thank you". It must be a software error because as soon as I type "no thanks" it alters the previously entered code. Malware maybe? "

I have the same complaint, also being able to go down for hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was promised multiple orgasms but was left drier than a rich tea biscuit.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I was promised I would get what my husband can't give me.

Turns out that's a mild sense of disappointment.

Now I think about it, that's entirely accurate... Sorry to bother you, OP, as you were, carry on.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who say they are amazing at licking pussy, on meeting you discover they cannot even find the clitoris…..

I Definitely think that justifies a full refund, considering I faked my enjoyment so I didn’t damage his self-esteem!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I was promised multiple orgasms but was left drier than a rich tea biscuit. "

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Can you investigate the hot wife that I met recently. Her feet was fucking freezing.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I was promised multiple orgasms but was left drier than a rich tea biscuit. "

Oof! Forget trading standards, that one should be reported to the cops

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles... ..."

•

And I have repeatedly and politely requested a copy of the Minutes to those meetings, to no avail.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles... ...

•

And I have repeatedly and politely requested a copy of the Minutes to those meetings, to no avail."

I’ve told you dearest Nero. They will be published on the forum when they are ready. In the meantime you can collect them directly from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fabbed a pic that said fab to fuck me.

I fabbed it, so far I’ve not received a fuck.

Is there an ombudsman for this.

What do you want to report to the ombudsman. "

You just had to do it didn’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have infact send one word messages and received replies I need this checked out

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles... ...

•

And I have repeatedly and politely requested a copy of the Minutes to those meetings, to no avail.

I’ve told you dearest Nero. They will be published on the forum when they are ready. In the meantime you can collect them directly from me "

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Will they be printed on heavy gauge parchment paper?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We’ve had to have a number of meetings with the ladies of fab recently Fiddles... ...

•

And I have repeatedly and politely requested a copy of the Minutes to those meetings, to no avail.

I’ve told you dearest Nero. They will be published on the forum when they are ready. In the meantime you can collect them directly from me

•

Will they be printed on heavy gauge parchment paper?"

No - I prefer paper as trees. They will be printed directly onto my ass for your perusal

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

All the talk and no action from some for almost 4 years

I do have feelings and a penis with needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a lady with a push up bra and boy was I disappointed. They looked massive until I open her up. It was an anticlimax to say the least

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve heard females tell C that she’s better with her tongue than any man they’ve had.

She’s got 3 years experience and I’ve got 30…where can I complain about having to watch my GF eat pussy so well?

K

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I met a lady with a push up bra and boy was I disappointed. They looked massive until I open her up. It was an anticlimax to say the least "

So sorry Rex, that's even sadder than when you buy a packet of crisps and it's only a 3rd full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I've fallen victim to that scam too OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the talk and no action from some for almost 4 years

I do have feelings and a penis with needs "

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"I met a lady with a push up bra and boy was I disappointed. They looked massive until I open her up. It was an anticlimax to say the least "

That's why they're called wonder bras, cos you wonder where they go when you take it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fabbed a pic that said fab to fuck me.

I fabbed it, so far I’ve not received a fuck.

Is there an ombudsman for this.

What do you want to report to the ombudsman. "

Lol. I spent five years at the Financial Ombudsman investigsting complaints, but I don't think anything would prepare anyone to work as a Fab-budsman

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up. "

That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where wonko has disappeared to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.

That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still "

The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.

That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still

The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury "

That's some trip for coffee

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Where wonko has disappeared to"

He's deep inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.

That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still

The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury

That's some trip for coffee "

You can make a day out of it. Lots to explore

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I was promised lots of cappuccino on nocturnal. I only received one so far. Please follow up.

That reminds me that Jim actually owes me a coffee still

The collection is only in person I was told. you need to drag your bum to Shrewsbury

That's some trip for coffee

You can make a day out of it. Lots to explore

"

Yes it's nice there

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