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Nora’s secret service - F&B edition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment Or try to get your cock in her/his ass?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel sheet.

I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message. (Yes, sure !)

However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.

No one will be left behind !

I may be in and out so won’t be able to post them straight away though. Bear with me with your vaginas and penises folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You suck at this...leave it to Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora "

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread "

And the hidden reasoning is revealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, but I will not hold my breath! Only just come back to porcelain coloured after my bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread "

I'm here now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In, but I will not hold my breath! Only just come back to porcelain coloured after my bath! "

How do women get in such hot bath's...and FfS why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

I'm here now x"

See

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

And the hidden reasoning is revealed "

Of course, I am on here to get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

I'm here now x

See "

Not after you've blown your haricots in mes yeux.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

And the hidden reasoning is revealed

Of course, I am on here to get laid "

Meaningful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell SantasLittleSleighRider that I’d like to spread marmite over her rectum x

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

I'm here now x

See

Not after you've blown your haricots in mes yeux."

Mon spermatozoids aiment féconder tes pupilles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

I'm here now x

See

Not after you've blown your haricots in mes yeux.

Mon spermatozoids aiment féconder tes pupilles "

Mes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No crows this time thanks. In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

And the hidden reasoning is revealed

Of course, I am on here to get laid

Meaningful "

Are you in or out then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

And the hidden reasoning is revealed

Of course, I am on here to get laid

Meaningful

Are you in or out then ? "

If I get a message I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

I'm here now x

See

Not after you've blown your haricots in mes yeux.

Mon spermatozoids aiment féconder tes pupilles

Mes* "

T'es ok

T'es bath

T'es in.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in, but may have to pop in and out…

A bit like the hokey-y

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m in and happy to play postie too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

And the hidden reasoning is revealed

Of course, I am on here to get laid

Meaningful

Are you in or out then ?

If I get a message I'll let you know "

Do you want to let you know if I get one for you though ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Yes please, because you're much adept at this than 'this' Nora.

How does one play this game anyway?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

In.

This is absolutely foolproof, no way anything can go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! I'm feeling Christmassy and all warm and fuzzy inside. I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You suck at this...leave it to Nora

Yes but at least I get my penis sucked thanks to this thread

And the hidden reasoning is revealed

Of course, I am on here to get laid

Meaningful

Are you in or out then ?

If I get a message I'll let you know

Do you want to let you know if I get one for you though ? "

Only if it contains the word Fugly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell RedForDanger that I’ve looked at her pictures and I’d like to spend the holidays in her cleavage

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"… 'this' Nora."

Nora/Nero … I can see how the confusion arises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell just Pete that his canon yogurt can fill my chocolate tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postie and in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has rejected me so there is no point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell MrMonkey that I’d love to suck on his lovely penis while listening to Mariah Carey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell RedForDanger that I’ve looked at her pictures and I’d like to spend the holidays in her cleavage

"

I have to work some of them. I’ll pop you in a sling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell Username: Littlebird that my friend Just Pete wants to put his cock between your toes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TheGateKeeper I unlock the gate for you dreamboat

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in because apparently I get my penis sucked, or is it only bearded?

Also I have a better beard

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I'm in but popping out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also happy to be postie... If only to read everyone's mail!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell my hubby, that Im going to peg his ass when he gets home tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(enters the room)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here we go again…… in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey F & B!

Could you tell RedForDanger that next time I'm back home in Guildford I'd love to take her twins out for a ride x

Fanx buddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am getting too many messages I don’t have time to create fake ones ffs

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell Littlebird that her profile is great, almost good enough to stop me looking at her nekkid pictures.

Almost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell redfordanger the crows are circling her window and have lost control but again to remind her it's a gesture of love and can I please come inside cause it's fucking freezing out and I know she loves me really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please kindly post this esoteric message:

"Has Inaswingdress had her Swing Dress vaccinated against Swing Dress Seamstresses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell Username: Littlebird that my friend Just Pete wants to put his cock between your toes x "

I've already told her this. It won't touch the sides but we'll give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell just Pete that his canon yogurt can fill my chocolate tank "

Hi Lemon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I'm in

Message for Redfordanger

I know a hot doctor at Frimley hospital who'd love to give you a full examination at the Spectrum sometime...he promises to warm his stethoscope up first.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I am getting too many messages I don’t have time to create fake ones ffs "

Lack of preparation; poor planning

But worth it for all the oral action you’ll get for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For honeyboy-

I get in a lather looking at his pics. Mostly the wang ones.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Please tell Littlebird that her profile is great, almost good enough to stop me looking at her nekkid pictures.

Almost."

Oh really. Don’t stop looking whoever you are. They are proudly on display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am getting too many messages I don’t have time to create fake ones ffs

Lack of preparation; poor planning

But worth it for all the oral action you’ll get for it?"

That is the story of my life, Adam !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am getting too many messages I don’t have time to create fake ones ffs

Lack of preparation; poor planning

But worth it for all the oral action you’ll get for it?

That is the story of my life, Adam ! "

Not even as it is all imaginary !

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Please tell Username: Littlebird that my friend Just Pete wants to put his cock between your toes x

I've already told her this. It won't touch the sides but we'll give it a go."

^^ he has already told me this. I will be gentle Pete… promise

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’d like to be in please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gr8str8 I love the way you put your hand on your knee on that boat !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Rolling in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Postie and in "

I even opened up my filters for the guys, to chat up the hotlisters

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

I’d like to join in please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Nerolondon that if he lived closer to me, I would let him spit in my dirty colon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gr8str8 I love the way you put your hand on your knee on that boat ! "

So gay, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For honeyboy-

I get in a lather looking at his pics. Mostly the wang ones.

"

Why thank you! Feel free to scrub my back and have a tickle while you're there. A DM would be welcome in my dusty and cobwebbed inbox...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Adam1971 that I am gay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey F & B!

Could you tell RedForDanger that next time I'm back home in Guildford I'd love to take her twins out for a ride x

Fanx buddy!"

Just the twins? Can the rest of me accompany?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Tell Adam1971 that I am gay x "

I get this message from quite a lot of women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rose-tinted Glasses I do appreciate how your cock looks good when it is near bricks

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In while I cook my beef......

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Please kindly post this esoteric message:

"Has Inaswingdress had her Swing Dress vaccinated against Swing Dress Seamstresses?"

I've had all the vaccinations. All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Adam1971 that I am gay x "

Hey Adam1971! F&B is gay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A delicious forumite sent this:

Please tell Principessa I would really like her butt for Christmas and maybe new year

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"In while I cook my beef......"

Euphemism?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"TheGateKeeper I unlock the gate for you dreamboat "

No idea who you are, but let’s wrestle for the keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell TheCoupleAfterDark that her ass looks as good as her face, I am in love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell Adam1971 that I am gay x

Hey Adam1971! F&B is gay x"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"In while I cook my beef......

Euphemism? "

Roasting my beef in the oven....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey F & B!

Could you tell RedForDanger that next time I'm back home in Guildford I'd love to take her twins out for a ride x

Fanx buddy!

Just the twins? Can the rest of me accompany? "

The rest of you can definitely come too. Especially if you misbehave...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wesley Let me try your joystick as my life is miserable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another for the luscious Mrs CAD

Could u tell the couple after dark lady ! Any chance of a wee date

There were pictures…I’d say yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bah Humbug (46) we you no matter what

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell Red that I would like to play with her foo-foo for hours… girls like that stuff

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Tell Adam1971 that I am gay x

Hey Adam1971! F&B is gay x

"

He’s just taunting me with those pictures of his delicious love-truncheon he keeps sending me

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please kindly post this esoteric message:

"Has Inaswingdress had her Swing Dress vaccinated against Swing Dress Seamstresses?

I've had all the vaccinations. All of them."

He was right. You were lurking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell Piscean_dream that not only he has a better beard than you, but everything is better with him !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you tell Piscean_dream that not only he has a better beard than you, but everything is better with him ! "

Such an ego boost, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ian you will get there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for the luscious Mrs CAD

Could u tell the couple after dark lady ! Any chance of a wee date

There were pictures…I’d say yes! "

I trust your judgment , so I’ll say yes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Please kindly post this esoteric message:

"Has Inaswingdress had her Swing Dress vaccinated against Swing Dress Seamstresses?

I've had all the vaccinations. All of them.

He was right. You were lurking "

It's the first time I've engaged in these threads. I was told about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Brucey Bonus that his hand has been made for fisting dirty rectums in Rio

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Could you tell Piscean_dream that not only he has a better beard than you, but everything is better with him ! "

Thank you bearded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you tell Rose-Tinted stud muffin that if that bath isn’t all bubbly when I journey up North then I won’t be able to get in on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you tell TheCoupleAfterDark that her ass looks as good as her face, I am in love "

In love you say?, that’s very bold

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Let’s see just how weird this gets…

I’m in

Mrs m

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MonkeyandBones I need some breast milk in my coffee, please !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you tell Rose-Tinted stud muffin that if that bath isn’t all bubbly when I journey up North then I won’t be able to get in on top"

If it's anything like santaslittlesleighriders bath he'll be rose coloured all over let alone his glasses?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell just Pete that his canon yogurt can fill my chocolate tank

Hi Lemon x"

I know who that was and it wasn't me. But you know you're welcome to fill my chocolate tank seven days a week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’d like to fuck a dry ass she ginger and dangerous

I don’t know who that one was intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s see just how weird this gets…

I’m in

Mrs m"

Fuck...I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell Nero that I don’t want wooing at all. Just a good hard fuck please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell mrsSweetK MrA that she has been in my hotlist since 1999

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Principessa Lovely anus on you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to fuck a dry ass she ginger and dangerous

I don’t know who that one was intended "

My coffee went down the wrong hole then, choking . Principessa can take that one sorry lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kinky_couple2020 I’d like to see you cock skying !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell mrsSweetK MrA that she has been in my hotlist since 1999"
really ! That hotlist must be aged well ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you BigButtBi to message me

From just Pete x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Kinky_couple2020 I’d like to see you cock skying ! "

If I knew what it was, I'd live stream it for whoever posted it (F&B )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dirtydevil666 Come stir my Yorkshire pudding with your south west stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinky_couple2020 I’d like to see you cock skying !

If I knew what it was, I'd live stream it for whoever posted it (F&B )"

I can’t tell unless they reveal themselves. That is the only I respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell Adam1971 that I am gay x

Hey Adam1971! F&B is gay x

He’s just taunting me with those pictures of his delicious love-truncheon he keeps sending me "

That was our bloody secret !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell redfordanger the crows are circling her window and have lost control but again to remind her it's a gesture of love and can I please come inside cause it's fucking freezing out and I know she loves me really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell lemon I'd like to be locked in an escape room with her and a herd of Crows

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Kinky_couple2020 I’d like to see you cock skying !

If I knew what it was, I'd live stream it for whoever posted it (F&B )

I can’t tell unless they reveal themselves. That is the only I respect "

I respect you for having the respect to respect the ethos of the thread. *Respect*

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"Could you BigButtBi to message me

From just Pete x "

*fake alert*

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m in if it involves penis sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Tinder_and_the_Beard That they only live once so they should fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in if it involves penis sucking "

knew you would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinky_couple2020 I’d like to see you cock skying !

If I knew what it was, I'd live stream it for whoever posted it (F&B )

I can’t tell unless they reveal themselves. That is the only I respect

I respect you for having the respect to respect the ethos of the thread. *Respect* "

What can I say I do try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell MistyPeaks that I am sorry if I cummed in her vagina last time x it was a fortuitous accident

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

One of the most in demand fabbers just sent me this:

Please could you tell Just Pete and F&B I’d love to get in between their man love and make it a ménage a trois. I suspect I’ll end up relegated to the sidelines though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Kelly that I have been dreaming of kissing her since 1998

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of the most in demand fabbers just sent me this:

Please could you tell Just Pete and F&B I’d love to get in between their man love and make it a ménage a trois. I suspect I’ll end up relegated to the sidelines though"

One of the rule is that the op can’t get involved in the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Mistypeaks

Little Miss Hooter, I can I drink Jaegerbombs off your hug bumpers...thanks muchly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell Nora I’d like her to suck my penis like she was trying to suck a McDonalds milkshake through a ten foot straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Kelly that I have been dreaming of kissing her since 1998 "
1998? Lol thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Nora that I’d like her to suck on my penis while saying your name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Gr8str8 that he seems lovely with Nokia 3110

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you tell Piscean_dream that not only he has a better beard than you, but everything is better with him !

Thank you bearded "

Promise it wasn’t from me

I swear on Jim’s mom’s life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Gr8str8 that he seems lovely with Nokia 3110 "

Nope, that's lost on me completely

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Please tell Nora I’d like her to suck my penis like she was trying to suck a McDonalds milkshake through a ten foot straw"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Dirtydevil666 Come stir my Yorkshire pudding with your south west stick "

That would be an honour.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's all this about then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wesley Let me try your joystick as my life is miserable "

No you can’t F&B and stop fabing my photos

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Tell Nerolondon that if he lived closer to me, I would let him spit in my dirty colon "

°

I don't care if this is genuine or dubious, but I'll travel anywhere for Sphincter Cleaning Services/Cervixes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you tell Red that I would like to play with her foo-foo for hours… girls like that stuff "

Ok, maybe 2 hours? I’ve got to get to Primark before it closes

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Could you tell Piscean_dream that not only he has a better beard than you, but everything is better with him !

Thank you bearded

Promise it wasn’t from me

I swear on Jim’s mom’s life "

If you said stifflers then I would have believed you

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"A delicious forumite sent this:

Please tell Principessa I would really like her butt for Christmas and maybe new year"

Glad you added new year. A butt is not just for Christmas

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"For Mistypeaks

Little Miss Hooter, I can I drink Jaegerbombs off your hug bumpers...thanks muchly

"

That’s such a gr8 offer…

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"MonkeyandBones I need some breast milk in my coffee, please ! "

One squirt or two

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Could you tell Nero that I don’t want wooing at all. Just a good hard fuck please and thank you"

°

A good hard fuck can be obliged. But there's no need to thank me; it's my vaginal-vocation. Enquire within.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"Principessa Lovely anus on you x "

I’m taking that from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Mistypeaks

Little Miss Hooter, I can I drink Jaegerbombs off your hug bumpers...thanks muchly

That’s such a gr8 offer… "

Cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you BigButtBi to message me

From just Pete x

*fake alert*"

No fake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Tell Tinder_and_the_Beard That they only live once so they should fuck me "

Is that so

Tg

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"I’d like to fuck a dry ass she ginger and dangerous

I don’t know who that one was intended

My coffee went down the wrong hole then, choking . Principessa can take that one sorry lovely "

. I can’t do dry. Only if you spit your coffee this way first

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Rose-tinted Glasses I do appreciate how your cock looks good when it is near bricks "

Please tell F&B that I like how he doesn’t even play his own game and just uses these threads to fire into people. Lucky, lucky people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell just Pete that his canon yogurt can fill my chocolate tank

Hi Lemon x

I know who that was and it wasn't me. But you know you're welcome to fill my chocolate tank seven days a week."

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh miss lemon! My mate says...

Please tell lemon I dream of filling her chocolate tank every day

Tg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the most in demand fabbers just sent me this:

Please could you tell Just Pete and F&B I’d love to get in between their man love and make it a ménage a trois. I suspect I’ll end up relegated to the sidelines though"

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the most in demand fabbers just sent me this:

Please could you tell Just Pete and F&B I’d love to get in between their man love and make it a ménage a trois. I suspect I’ll end up relegated to the sidelines though

One of the rule is that the op can’t get involved in the thread "

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/12/22 13:01:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to fuck a dry ass she ginger and dangerous

I don’t know who that one was intended

My coffee went down the wrong hole then, choking . Principessa can take that one sorry lovely

. I can’t do dry. Only if you spit your coffee this way first "

Only as it’s you

(Be still my beating heart!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bah Humbug (46) we you no matter what "

We?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Could you tell Red that I would like to play with her foo-foo for hours… girls like that stuff

Ok, maybe 2 hours? I’ve got to get to Primark before it closes "

Oh I love Primark! Can I come too?

I’ve also heard it’s Nero’s favourite shop

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

Ffs "

. Cryin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed forcibly by fabulousandbearded at 11/12/22 13:01:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

Ffs

. Cryin!"

I don’t know where he gets them from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the most in demand fabbers just sent me this:

Please could you tell Just Pete and F&B I’d love to get in between their man love and make it a ménage a trois. I suspect I’ll end up relegated to the sidelines though

One of the rule is that the op can’t get involved in the thread

Out "

Ffs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

Ffs

. Cryin!

I don’t know where he gets them from "

His mind is a scary place!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

The most dapper of gentleman says

Please tell "a lemon in a pear tree" that I would like to milk her nipples and make some artisan breast-milk ice cream.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"One of the most in demand fabbers just sent me this:

Please could you tell Just Pete and F&B I’d love to get in between their man love and make it a ménage a trois. I suspect I’ll end up relegated to the sidelines though

One of the rule is that the op can’t get involved in the thread

Out

Ffs"

I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

Ffs

. Cryin!

I don’t know where he gets them from

His mind is a scary place! "

I bet he has a book with them all written down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

Ffs

. Cryin!

I don’t know where he gets them from

His mind is a scary place!

I bet he has a book with them all written down "

He has an Excel spreadsheet. It's in the OP

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Could you tell Red that I would like to play with her foo-foo for hours… girls like that stuff

Ok, maybe 2 hours? I’ve got to get to Primark before it closes

Oh I love Primark! Can I come too?

I’ve also heard it’s Nero’s favourite shop "

•

If it's a triumvirate shopping trip then I'll come, but only to carry your bags. I refuse to venture into that shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/12/22 13:11:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

Ffs

. Cryin!

I don’t know where he gets them from

His mind is a scary place!

I bet he has a book with them all written down

He has an Excel spreadsheet. It's in the OP "

Ffs that’s worse

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Tell Mellrose that I dreamt about her last time. She was licking my Nan x

Ffs

. Cryin!

I don’t know where he gets them from

His mind is a scary place!

I bet he has a book with them all written down

He has an Excel spreadsheet. It's in the OP

Ffs that’s worse "

He's nothing if not methodical

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is it that has the fetish for crows? O.o

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