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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Pinner


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

"

Your cat is me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

Your cat is me. "

Would you like some milk?

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By *ustintime69Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I have the opposite problem in that my cat likes to sit in the flowerbeds when it’s raining until she gets soaking wet and leaves a muddy trail through the house - she doesn’t like the snow though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the opposite problem in that my cat likes to sit in the flowerbeds when it’s raining until she gets soaking wet and leaves a muddy trail through the house - she doesn’t like the snow though!"

I'm not sure our cat has ever really seen snow other than a little smattering on the pavement but nothing that's really settled.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I have been playing the let me out let me in game for well over an hour Lorna too.

But cats rule the world so I’m just going with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been playing the let me out let me in game for well over an hour Lorna too.

But cats rule the world so I’m just going with it "

This is true.

She is currently scowling at me as she doesn't like the sound of the wrapping paper!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

"

I can relate

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I have been playing the let me out let me in game for well over an hour Lorna too.

But cats rule the world so I’m just going with it

This is true.

She is currently scowling at me as she doesn't like the sound of the wrapping paper! "

Just cut her a little bit off and roll it in a ball. Hours of fun

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

"

My little fluff is 21 this month...he gave up going out 20 years ago...anything more than 3 MTRS away from food bowl is dangerous in his world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cat is me

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Mine keeps meowing at her food bowl, which has fresh food in it, obviously wasn’t what madam thought she ordered this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been playing the let me out let me in game for well over an hour Lorna too.

But cats rule the world so I’m just going with it

This is true.

She is currently scowling at me as she doesn't like the sound of the wrapping paper!

Just cut her a little bit off and roll it in a ball. Hours of fun "

She turned her nose up at that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line "

No because she absolutely will not wear a collar so we can't get one of those electronic ones that only lets her in. We have a lot of cats round here that pester our cat so I feel that Local cats will try and use our house as a doss pad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line "

Its Not Yours!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine keeps meowing at her food bowl, which has fresh food in it, obviously wasn’t what madam thought she ordered this morning "

We have bought our cat all kinds of really expensive gourmet organic cat food but she is really not interested and would rather just have the cheap crap from Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

Its Not Yours!! "

Ours wasn't ours until she was.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

No because she absolutely will not wear a collar so we can't get one of those electronic ones that only lets her in. We have a lot of cats round here that pester our cat so I feel that Local cats will try and use our house as a doss pad! "

We have a catflap that is triggered by puss's microchip.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I have been playing the let me out let me in game for well over an hour Lorna too.

But cats rule the world so I’m just going with it

This is true.

She is currently scowling at me as she doesn't like the sound of the wrapping paper!

Just cut her a little bit off and roll it in a ball. Hours of fun

She turned her nose up at that! "

Oh that’s a bad sign. She’s currently plotting the end of the world then

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

It must be the time of year my cats are being extra difficult ..My Tom cat is sulking as I won’t let him out as he’s been fighting and has cut all his ear and my other cat thinks she’s a squirrel and is living in my Xmas tree ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pushed mine out into the snow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

No because she absolutely will not wear a collar so we can't get one of those electronic ones that only lets her in. We have a lot of cats round here that pester our cat so I feel that Local cats will try and use our house as a doss pad!

We have a catflap that is triggered by puss's microchip."

Ohh She has a microchip so that could work. I thought it had to be one of those collar things.

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I can relate to this, my two cats want out, I let them out, they want back in! I'm sure they conspire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It must be the time of year my cats are being extra difficult ..My Tom cat is sulking as I won’t let him out as he’s been fighting and has cut all his ear and my other cat thinks she’s a squirrel and is living in my Xmas tree ..

Honestly she is definitely being extra arsehole at the moment.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"Mine keeps meowing at her food bowl, which has fresh food in it, obviously wasn’t what madam thought she ordered this morning

We have bought our cat all kinds of really expensive gourmet organic cat food but she is really not interested and would rather just have the cheap crap from Tesco. "

It’s our dog that’s the problem normally with food, our Romanian street dog that’s used to scraps will only eat freshly cooked meat haha

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Pinner


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

Your cat is me.

Would you like some milk? "

Yes but I am lactose intolerant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

Your cat is me.

Would you like some milk?

Yes but I am lactose intolerant

"

So many responses I could go with, but no, I'm leaving alone

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By *..ranger5891Man
over a year ago

London


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

"

I can please your pussy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

I can please your pussy though "

Tone lowered...

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

No because she absolutely will not wear a collar so we can't get one of those electronic ones that only lets her in. We have a lot of cats round here that pester our cat so I feel that Local cats will try and use our house as a doss pad! "
you can get ones that read the microchips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pushed mine out into the snow "

Reported.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Try having a few... They're all doing that, and then looking at me like I have the power to change the weather

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I just came home and the cat shouted at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came home and the cat shouted at me!

"

Welcome to my world, I get that every night after work...the little shit goes in the bathroom so his fecking meow echoes louder!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Our doggie does this…stands by the door wanting to be let out then you open the door and she’ll stand on the other side of the door, looking in, barking to be let in

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm literally going through the same thing today and I feel like death. PUSS!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

Its Not Yours!! "

I’m his human

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

No because she absolutely will not wear a collar so we can't get one of those electronic ones that only lets her in. We have a lot of cats round here that pester our cat so I feel that Local cats will try and use our house as a doss pad!

We have a catflap that is triggered by puss's microchip.

Ohh She has a microchip so that could work. I thought it had to be one of those collar things. "

No, you set it by putting the cat nearby with it in programming mode (the catflap, not the cat). You can do this for several cats too. It can be opened from the inside just by pushing, but it will only let in the stored cat(s) from outside. I think the brand is Sureflap. Make sure that you get one big enough for your cat though.

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

"

Same problem with two here..

They don't argue with my right foot!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

I have a CatMate..

Don't buy more tags at £10 each. 10x RFID Tags for £2.50 on eBay delivered work just fine.

Trouble is, kick em out, they're back in 2 minutes later, so I jam the flap with a trainer and watch them try to open it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

Its Not Yours!!

I’m his human "

You are his Butler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs are the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK my cat is now fully forgiven.

I went for a lie down as I wasn't feeling great and my feet were freezing. Fell asleep and woke up with the cat curled round my feet trying to warm them up.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I refuse to play the door game anymore. He makes his choice and it's final.

Another annoying thing is he has a cap flap but he feels using it is beneath him. He uses it all day long when no one is at home. But if anyone is in he'll scratch at the door either side till someone opens it to let him through. Likewise I don't indulge him on this. Even though he's stubborn and will do this for ages. Eventually after a few minutes he'll give up and just go through the bloody flap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My catflap had In,Out,locked positions.When I was on nights in Winter I locked it.Came home to find it smashed with the debris inside.I assumed kids had been in the garden and kicked it in.Replaced it,two weeks later smashed again. Replaced and caught the little bugger,front claws under the lip of flap as he strained with his back legs until it broke.Always hated being in unless on his terms.So a hole in the door until I got a new door then no cat flap.In and out through kitchen window on demand. Then older and in and out through door.Then out for 30 seconds. Now so old he doesn't go out.Even with the door open in Summer he will just stand in doorway and watch me in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for pleasing him,I had a tuna sandwich for lunch. Tuna in spring water,water drained into bowl,followed by a good chunk of tuna and mixed.His favourite thing in the world but a rare treat as tuna is not that good for moggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pushed mine out into the snow

Reported."

They were soon back inside.. And sprawled themselves on the radiator...that had clean underwear drying on it

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

It’s a dominance thing I'm sure of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t you get a cat flap?

Cats can be a awkward & obnoxious. I warn mine if they don’t behave I’ll send them back next door and they’ll be no cheesecake, take aways and hobnobs, they soon get back into line

No because she absolutely will not wear a collar so we can't get one of those electronic ones that only lets her in. We have a lot of cats round here that pester our cat so I feel that Local cats will try and use our house as a doss pad!

We have a catflap that is triggered by puss's microchip.

Ohh She has a microchip so that could work. I thought it had to be one of those collar things.

No, you set it by putting the cat nearby with it in programming mode (the catflap, not the cat). You can do this for several cats too. It can be opened from the inside just by pushing, but it will only let in the stored cat(s) from outside. I think the brand is Sureflap. Make sure that you get one big enough for your cat though. "

Mine is a microchip one.. I'm on a second, extremely expensive one, as the first one was battered to death nightly by one of my cats who didn't understand that every afternoon after 2pm it is locked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maine coons are the opposite our two idiots sit outside getting covered in snow. They enjoy it. I heard Norwegians are the same way.

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By *luefire2012Man
over a year ago

Bucks

Mine seems to get angered by the disappointment of realising it is still cold outside.

He goes out after breakfast for half hour or so to do what he thankfully does outside, only to come in and ambush mefrom the stairs.

He's drawn blood on my elbow, through my winter jacket

It's a love-hate thing...

He hates me loving him but he lives to hate me

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By *luefire2012Man
over a year ago

Bucks

*loves but lives works too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maine coons are the opposite our two idiots sit outside getting covered in snow. They enjoy it. I heard Norwegians are the same way."

My wedgie used to like it when he was a kitten, but he is a wuss now

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Our two moggies are assholes.

They mewwww to go out,Ponce around in the garden for ten mins usually chasing each other or tiptoeing around the grass.

Then come in and have a shit in the litter tray!!!

Gits

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"So our cat keeps yelling at the back door to go out.

When we open the back door she starts yelling because it's cold!

Every 5 minutes this is repeated!

You just can't please a cat.

"

I’m loving the thought of this - must be driving you nad.

I took my chocolate lab to the park today and the grass was icy and crunchy underfoot. He was less than impressed when he tried to do his favourite hobby designed specifically to piss me off - namely dive into a huge muddy puddle - and instead he skidded across because it was frozen solid and landed on his arse! He looked absolutely bewildered whilst I pissed myself laughing!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge


"Our two moggies are assholes.

They mewwww to go out,Ponce around in the garden for ten mins usually chasing each other or tiptoeing around the grass.

Then come in and have a shit in the litter tray!!!

Gits "

Minus 4 and shit don't mix. Cold bottoms.

On the subject, think someone got caught short at a dogging car park. Pile of poop piled like a Walnut Whip, frozen solid with paper at the side stuck to the tarmac!!

Not a pretty sight..

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