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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

you've ever trodden on?

Used condom

Mrs TMN x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Either glass. Or Aphrodite's Rock in Cyprus. I cut my foot on said rock and developed a horrible infection

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anfield

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

A really sharp used fishing hook,it took about 2 hours to get it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 pin plug

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A mouse's remains on the kitchen floor early one morning courtesy of the cat.

Bleary eyed and barefoot on the way to make that first brew of the day

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Puppy shit, with no socks on.

The mr

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh god. Why did I start this thread? Bleurgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug bare foot hanging the washing out

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A snail...cracked the poor thing

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"you've ever trodden on?

Used condom

Mrs TMN x"
nail on a flat roof

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A rat whilst mucking out the stables, frightened the life out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anfield

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A needle.

Didn't notice for a day or two til my foot started to ache due to infection setting in.

Was a bugger to get out as had migrated inwards as I'd been walking around on it.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"A slug bare foot hanging the washing out

I am detecting a theme here...slugs can look and feel quite like those sink dregs...

(Sorry, I've just retched)

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Someone elses cum in a swingers club

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A semi decomposed sheep in the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A needle.

Didn't notice for a day or two til my foot started to ache due to infection setting in.

Was a bugger to get out as had migrated inwards as I'd been walking around on it.

I did similar, aged 18, horribly d*unk, walking home along a hedgerow, shoes in hand, from a club. Stepped on a thorn, it went into my heel and took me days to realise what had happened. I was limping and everything

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Someone elses cum in a swingers club

Always spray and clean down in the club. It's just respectful.

Dog shit for me. It just gets everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paint scraper...went right through my sock and foot and came off out the other side...4 hours in hospital, and 16 stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug bare foot hanging the washing out

I am detecting a theme here...slugs can look and feel quite like those sink dregs...

(Sorry, I've just retched)"

PLEASE you’ve just made it even worse

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

The worse one by far was a metal toy aeroplane that my brother left on the floor.

Jumped down from my bunk bed straight onto it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've stood on a half eaten mouse before. Bare foot, kapow. Washed my foot for like a week after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold cat sick

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A needle.

Didn't notice for a day or two til my foot started to ache due to infection setting in.

Was a bugger to get out as had migrated inwards as I'd been walking around on it.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My cats tail. He punished me for hours.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

...Dear •Mrs TMN•, one fine day I would like to tread on every crumb of vintage cheddar that leads to the door of your...•°°o...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"you've ever trodden on?

Used condom

Mrs TMN x"

Hope you didn't waste it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rusty nail that somehow pierced my shoe. Was more annoyed by the damage to my trainer rather than the potential infection

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Was mowing grass and stepped back onto a full garden bird water tray which flipped up onto my jeans. Bah humbug.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Cat/dog vomit/shit x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cold cat sick "

Is warm preferable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass.

Worse than a slug (done that) and worse than cat sick/poo (done that too)

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

A sowing needle stuck in my carpet it snapped of in my foot and I had to have surgery to remove it.

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

A plug….. not that kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead mice/ cat sick/poo

As a child SAT on a knitting needle.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

My dog's tail, I felt so guilty. I apologised profusely but not sure he cared

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Really hate standing on a snail when I put my bin out especially if I'm too lazy to put shoes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead mouse.

Bare foot aswell.

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

"Someone elses cum in a swingers club

Always spray and clean down in the club. It's just respectful.

Dog shit for me. It just gets everywhere

I know but I was in the middle of an orgy and stuff was just flying around ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scorpion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead mouse.

Bare foot aswell. "

We can bond over our stories over some hula hoops and frantic bangs!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A sea urchin

Very prickly !

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A nail in a woodpile that went straight through my foot

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

A rake in a bunker playing golf....Best balls I'd hit all day

Thank you Jim Bowen

Disclaimer...I dont play golf!!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Most disgusting thing I have trodden in was human excrement.

The homeless near where I work have taken to shitting in shop and office doorways and between parked cars.

That's not the worst of it, for a while they were also smearing it on car door handles and Boris bike handle bar grips.

So only treading in it doesn't seem to bad.

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