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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you a typical Brit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When it comes to complaining about things, I think I come have come under that category many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. I love a queue, a good strong tea and I have been known to talk about the weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep. I love a queue, a good strong tea and I have been known to talk about the weather "

Ah, see..

I consider myself a typical brit because I wouldn't complain if cat food was served to me in the ritz.

I would just be like... hmm well yeah that's what they get

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Err... no

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm a Nero-typical Brit' of the Britshit Empire (sic)...•°°*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Err... no "

Embrace it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Err... no

Embrace it "

I'm not British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. I say sorry an unnecessary amount , have picky bits for tea at the first glimpse of sunshine and I always say “right” to announce I’m leaving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Err... no

Embrace it

I'm not British "

Then you are in a unique position to give it to us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yup. I say sorry an unnecessary amount , have picky bits for tea at the first glimpse of sunshine and I always say “right” to announce I’m leaving. "

Same here. I feel ignorant if I don't do it.

When I visited France I was like

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm English, and happy with that. I don't feel remotely British, which is an artificial, Empire-era, politically convenient landgrab.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

What is a typical Brit?

Do you mean English? There’s way more of the English than the other 3 home nations combined.

Where I used to live, a typical local Brit could pronounce Welsh place names, took part in Eisteddfodau as a child, loves Dragons.

A good friend of mine wears a kilt for special occasions, eats square sausage and thinks of Carlisle as being quite southern.

Are we typical Brits or not?

Gbat

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Scottish. Not British.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is a typical Brit?

Do you mean English? There’s way more of the English than the other 3 home nations combined.

Where I used to live, a typical local Brit could pronounce Welsh place names, took part in Eisteddfodau as a child, loves Dragons.

A good friend of mine wears a kilt for special occasions, eats square sausage and thinks of Carlisle as being quite southern.

Are we typical Brits or not?

Gbat "

Jesus loves you too ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish. Not British. "

Celtic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish and proud quicker the split happens the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scottish. Not British.

Celtic "

There Irish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish and proud quicker the split happens the better "

Can you gain much from it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scottish and proud quicker the split happens the better

Can you gain much from it ?"

No Brexit for a start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish. Not British.

Celtic

There Irish "

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"When it comes to complaining about things, I think I come have come under that category many times "

I'm a typical Yorkshireman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish and proud quicker the split happens the better

Can you gain much from it ?"

Yes David Cameron fucked that up

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


" Are you a typical Brit?"

Nah I'm English born in england

A Yorkshire man but I'm not typical

Of anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I'd die for the queen.

Oh bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I found the people in Yorkshire were proper down to earth when I've been up there.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I found the people in Yorkshire were proper down to earth when I've been up there."

Aye tha knows .

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Nope lol.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Scottish. Not British.

Celtic

There Irish "

And Scots,

And Welsh,

And Cornish,

And Breton

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scottish. Not British.

Celtic

There Irish

And Scots,

And Welsh,

And Cornish,

And Breton

Gbat "

Ask the green brigade defo Irish

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Them too, but not just them.

Gbat

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I found the people in Yorkshire were proper down to earth when I've been up there."

We are the salt of the earth up 'ere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I say typical Brit, why do I feel so many English southerners exclude themselves

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm probably not typically British. I'm not full of hatred about anyone with a vaguely different type of life or ethnic origin to myself. I value intelligence, tolerance, fairness. I try to learn from history and use that knowledge to anticipate the future. I don't celebrate ignorance. I do know that there are many things that I don't know.

I feel that if many British were more typical of me, then Britain might be better...

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Brit ? . I am British . Father English, Mother Welsh. Yet I have had done a genetic test. Due to a medical condition I have Dupytens contracture . Which showed I am from Viking descent ? . Yes blue eyed and blond from birth. So more Scandinavian if looking at physical features. If asked I say first English , but then add Father English , Mother Welsh.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm English, and happy with that. I don't feel remotely British, which is an artificial, Empire-era, politically convenient landgrab."

How we define ourselves is really interesting, isn't it? I'm much more comfortable saying British than English, though I'm obviously both. But that's probably because there was an unsavoury association around parts of 'Englishness' when I was growing up, and it felt less welcoming to English people who looked like me, and I never quite shook it off.

British doesn't feel artificial to me, just geographical: most of us are from the island of Great Britain or British Isles (bar our Northern Irish brethren).

And I reckon I'm a pretty typical Brit: I apologise a lot, I queue patiently, I'm pretty understated and love a roast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the unplanned unity of a queue...but think I'm angriest when someone thinks they don't have to queue.

A cup of tea and a chat will solve any problem, and ten pints of ale will cause them.

I cannot get in a taxi without asking "been busy tonight?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't vote tory so no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'm English, and happy with that. I don't feel remotely British, which is an artificial, Empire-era, politically convenient landgrab."

I’m the opposite , quite OK with my British passport, history and the freedom and privileges provides me. But I don’t have any of the traits like Sunday dinners, queues, discussions about weather and I have a problem with things like manners and constant use of the word sorry.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yes OP. In the fun way your thread was meant to be taken in...

I queue

Love tea

Am steadfast and resolute

And adore a good roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I do hate tea.

But I do talk about the weather a lot.

Always say sorry.

Love a Sunday roast.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I hate tea

I do say sorry

I do let everyone go before me

I never talk about the weather but its sunny here in lanzarote

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh I'm not a fan of Sunday roast but love roast chicken

I never holiday in typically British places

I do drink lager st Miguel in lanzarote

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Look out the window and say "I think the rain is easing" (it's pissing down)

Go for a seaside dip and say "It's lovely once you're in" (it's freezing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes.. Love tea and scones.. And crumpets.. And toast.. In fact i embrace all beige foods

I'm terribly polite and would apologise if i got knocked over whilst crossing the road on a green man

I'm an eager que-er qnd love talking about the weather to my overseas colleagues

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By *unky_Fab_FellaMan
over a year ago

Nr Boston

"I don't drink coffee, I take tea, my dear

I like my toast done on one side

And you can hear it in my accent when I talk

I'm an Englishman in New York"

That's all you need to know about being English

FYI, I'm English, and although I don't live in New York, I do live in nearby Boston.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reading what is being said to define a brit..

no

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I don't think I'm a typical Brit.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Typical Brit,?

Would that be someone who

Leaves work in their German car, Stops off for a pint in an Irish pub,

Gets an Indian for dinner on the way home, then sits on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV.?

What is a Typical Brit?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical Brit,?

Would that be someone who

Leaves work in their German car, Stops off for a pint in an Irish pub,

Gets an Indian for dinner on the way home, then sits on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV.?

What is a Typical Brit?. "

.... exactly and in 2022/23.. things have changed a lot since 1950s...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Typical Brit,?

Would that be someone who

Leaves work in their German car, Stops off for a pint in an Irish pub,

Gets an Indian for dinner on the way home, then sits on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV.?

What is a Typical Brit?. "

Yes, we're best when embracing and outward looking . But I won't turn this into a Brexit rant!

(Though I'd avoid a themed pub of any kind at all costs!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical Brit,?

Would that be someone who

Leaves work in their German car, Stops off for a pint in an Irish pub,

Gets an Indian for dinner on the way home, then sits on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV.?

What is a Typical Brit?.

Yes, we're best when embracing and outward looking . But I won't turn this into a Brexit rant!

(Though I'd avoid a themed pub of any kind at all costs!)"

lol.well if its a poucher of other peoples culture then yes!!! I am a typical brit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Typical Brit,?

Would that be someone who

Leaves work in their German car, Stops off for a pint in an Irish pub,

Gets an Indian for dinner on the way home, then sits on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV.?

What is a Typical Brit?. "

Glad to see that this hit home. Don't forget the Italian suit , Egyptian Cotton sheets and Belgian beer.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Typical Brit,?

Would that be someone who

Leaves work in their German car, Stops off for a pint in an Irish pub,

Gets an Indian for dinner on the way home, then sits on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV.?

What is a Typical Brit?.

Glad to see that this hit home. Don't forget the Italian suit , Egyptian Cotton sheets and Belgian beer. "

the Belgians actually gave ye Stella, lol its that bad they dont want it any more

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm just me.

I'm British purely by an accident of birth. I daresay if I'd been born in Belgium or Burkina Faso, I'd still be me, which makes nationalism seem a bit silly.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Yes. Happy to queue up while complaining about having to queue up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't remember writing this thread. I was wasted last night.

I have no idea what I typical brit is.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I'm English, and happy with that. I don't feel remotely British, which is an artificial, Empire-era, politically convenient landgrab."

Britain is not an Empire-era thing.

Apart from that, the rest of what you said equally applies to England.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No. I’m English.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I'm English, and happy with that. I don't feel remotely British, which is an artificial, Empire-era, politically convenient landgrab."

Lol

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Typical Brit,?

Would that be someone who

Leaves work in their German car, Stops off for a pint in an Irish pub,

Gets an Indian for dinner on the way home, then sits on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV.?

What is a Typical Brit?. "

That wasn't even remotely funny about 15 years ago.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"I can't remember writing this thread. I was wasted last night.

I have no idea what I typical brit is."

Being 'wasted last night' sounds fairly typically British!

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