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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Good evening you fine ladies and gentlemen! It's Saturday night, the frost is creeping in, but I'm currently buzzed on Jim Beam and Buffalo Trace bourbon and 's, and whiskey always tends to make me a little horny...

So, bar is open tonight! Come and take a pew, order your poison of choice and let's get the weekend rockin'-and-a-rollin'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck yes.. Whisky please

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I am feeling adventurous tonight. I am going for a Batanga, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be frisky and have an Orangina in honour of the French tonight please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniels and cola please thanks

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Thank god its online would catch me going out to bar this weather .

OK I'll have lime and lemonaid

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Fuck yes.. Whisky please"

One whisky comin' right up. Scotch, Irish, bourbon? Straight or on the rocks?

"I am feeling adventurous tonight. I am going for a Batanga, thanks."

You got it.

"I'll be frisky and have an Orangina in honour of the French tonight please barman

Oh-la-la, be right with ya!

"Jack Daniels and cola please thanks"

Simple yet effective, you got it.

"Thank god its online would catch me going out to bar this weather .

OK I'll have lime and lemonaid"

What better weather to come and warm your cockles!? (and maybe some other parts, too). Comin' right up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes.. Whisky please

One whisky comin' right up. Scotch, Irish, bourbon? Straight or on the rocks?

I am feeling adventurous tonight. I am going for a Batanga, thanks.

You got it.

I'll be frisky and have an Orangina in honour of the French tonight please barman

Oh-la-la, be right with ya!

Jack Daniels and cola please thanks

Simple yet effective, you got it.

Thank god its online would catch me going out to bar this weather .

OK I'll have lime and lemonaid

What better weather to come and warm your cockles!? (and maybe some other parts, too). Comin' right up."

Thanks

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Surprise me but make it a double

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

May I have a large G&t please

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Town

Scotch, one ice cube my good man.

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Surprise me but make it a double

Do you like rum? How about a nice doubly Dark and Stormy?

"May I have a large G&t please

You may indeed. Enjoy!

"Scotch, one ice cube my good man."

Ahh, a fine choice sir!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Just stopping in for a quick Lord Nelson’s rum over ice please. Can’t stay as have important birthday fun to be getting to.

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Just stopping in for a quick Lord Nelson’s rum over ice please. Can’t stay as have important birthday fun to be getting to."

One Nelson's on ice comin' up. Ooh have fun, but don't do anything I wouldn't do!

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

If there's whisky about then an old fashioned would be excellent.

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"If there's whisky about then an old fashioned would be excellent.

A man after my own heart... one Old Fashioned comin' right up, sir!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Red wine please. If you leave the bottle . Save time so can serve others.

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Jim beam red stag please… double, over ice

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Red wine please. If you leave the bottle . Save time so can serve others.

One bottle of red for the suave and sophistocated gent.

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Jim beam red stag please… double, over ice"

Nice choice, I'm on the regular Beam tonight, but if the lady wants Red Stag then Red Stag it is! And a double for extra naughtiness and deliciousness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baileys first then a hot toddy later please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes.. Whisky please

One whisky comin' right up. Scotch, Irish, bourbon? Straight or on the rocks?

Scotch.. Straight please

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"A baileys first then a hot toddy later please."

What better way to keep the winter's chill at bay? As you say, ma'am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of coffee please

Latte if you have it

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

"Jim beam red stag please… double, over ice

Nice choice, I'm on the regular Beam tonight, but if the lady wants Red Stag then Red Stag it is! And a double for extra naughtiness and deliciousness!"

Thank you, handsome

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Scotch.. Straight please

Oh snap. You're one to keep an eye on... On it's way!!

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Cup of coffee please

Latte if you have it

How about a nice shot of whiskey in that? It'll warm you right up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of coffee please

Latte if you have it

How about a nice shot of whiskey in that? It'll warm you right up!

Thanks but no thank you

Thank you for offering tee total

So coffee latte would suffice young bar keep and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh yess!, it’s been a long day and I’m in need of a drink. Can I have a gin please

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Thanks but no thank you

Thank you for offering tee total

So coffee latte would suffice young bar keep and thank you

Say no more - on latte comin' right up!

"Ohhh yess!, it’s been a long day and I’m in need of a drink. Can I have a gin please

Kick back, relax, and enjoy your gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotch.. Straight please

Oh snap. You're one to keep an eye on... On it's way!!"

Chin chin

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would love a Jameson OP please? Just a couple of cubes of ice if I may?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn Star Martini. Don't forget prosecco shot separately please

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I would love a Jameson OP please? Just a couple of cubes of ice if I may?

Jameson on the rocks, you may indeed... Enjoy!

"Porn Star Martini. Don't forget prosecco shot separately please

A Pornstar Martini with a Prosecco chaser comin' right up - someone knows how to party on a Saturday night!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve just had a lovely pineapple daiquiri made with rosemary syrup. But now I’m out of said syrup.

Think you could knock up a gimlet to keep me going, bartender?

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I’ve just had a lovely pineapple daiquiri made with rosemary syrup. But now I’m out of said syrup.

Think you could knock up a gimlet to keep me going, bartender?"

I could indeed - one Gimlet comin' right your way, sir.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

One for yourself, too. You’ve got quite a shift on looking after this lot.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"One for yourself, too. You’ve got quite a shift on looking after this lot."

^^ especially this one

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Large gin and tonic please xx

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Appleton Master Blenders Legacy

One ice cube, no mixer

The only mixing I do is interracial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had a lovely pineapple daiquiri made with rosemary syrup. But now I’m out of said syrup.

Think you could knock up a gimlet to keep me going, bartender?"

Recipe please ?

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Large gin and tonic please xx

Large G&T on the double.

"Appleton Master Blenders Legacy

One ice cube, no mixer

The only mixing I do is interracial

Ooh, a bit niche, but I'm sure I've got a bottle around here somewhere - take a seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn Star Martini. Don't forget prosecco shot separately please

A Pornstar Martini with a Prosecco chaser comin' right up - someone knows how to party on a Saturday night!"

Sure I do

Speedy service, thanks. Here is the tip...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Recipe please ?

For the daiquiri?

Two measures white rum

One measure pineapple juice

One measure lime juice

One measure sugar syrup

Shake over ice, strain and serve.

I used rosemary syrup because I had a little left in a bottle. Warm up 50/50 sugar and water in a pan, add a handful of rosemary sprigs and bottle it up. Leave to infuse for a couple of hours, or overnight, before using.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Jaeger for me and whoever else is having it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a hot toddy now? Make it good and strong as I need to chase my cold away and feel 100% well for this week.

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Jaeger for me and whoever else is having it please

Absolutely. A round of Jeagers comin' right up!

"Please may I have a hot toddy now? Make it good and strong as I need to chase my cold away and feel 100% well for this week."

Of course, ma'am. Here's my special recipe extra strength Hot Toddy - enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can.i order a pink gin and tonic please.. heavy on.the gin after tonight's footie

Mrs B xx

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By *erces Letifer OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"Can.i order a pink gin and tonic please.. heavy on.the gin after tonight's footie

Mrs B xx"

A commiseratorily heavy pink G&T it is, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recipe please ?

For the daiquiri?

Two measures white rum

One measure pineapple juice

One measure lime juice

One measure sugar syrup

Shake over ice, strain and serve.

Thank you!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Kraken and pepsi for me please.

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

I'll have a tripple fireball.....neat please

Ahhhh.....like Christmas flavoured napalm !

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Glass of Malbec please

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