FabSwingers.com forum: Imagine you joined a work secret santa…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"

I’d love it. We’re doing secret Santa in work and prior to drawing names, a colleague promised if he got me then I’m getting a grow your own boyfriend kit. So I’m looking forward to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"
is it for cress ? That would be both funny and also useful.

Do it.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd love it, that's my kind of gift.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd laugh probably.

I doubt I'd be outraged unless the person who did it was someone who was harassing me and making me uncomfortable elsewhere.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Be laughing my add off in delight

secret santa gifts are meant to to funny and silly

In my team it's nipple tussles, those elephant trunk briefs & grow a dick gifts haha my lot loves banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we found a late contender for this year's "must have present"?

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I'd laugh about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"

What is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a wooden mini beaver which you grow a Cress on or something of that sort ?

I'd laugh apart from circumstances described by Lemon above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"

Delighted growing my winter coat -6 now brrrrr

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oooh I've been looking for a gift for such an occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d find it funny, then give it someone else as a stocking filler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be a killjoy but definitely not work appropriate. I can't understand why anyone would buy that unless everyone in the team is really friendly with each other and enjoy the banter o.f it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me personally? I'd unblock them!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Not to be a killjoy but definitely not work appropriate. I can't understand why anyone would buy that unless everyone in the team is really friendly with each other and enjoy the banter o.f it"

This sounds just like my team...they are good people and up for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…and some idiot/genius bought you a ‘grow your own hairy beaver’ kit.

Would you be delighted or outraged?"
We have beavers they are a cute animal

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd laugh

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'd find that funny, and I'd probably leave it at work to grow so that I could trim the cress/grass/whatever it is into different shapes to amuse myself.

Someone I used to work with gave me a framed photo of himself for secret Santa

That was hilarious and I kept it on my desk for years

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I once drew out the really big boss in the secret Santa and bought an extra large Willy warmer from the joke shop.

We all laughed when he opened it. He wasn’t so amused

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By *aptain OrgMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Struggling to see how anyone would be outraged tbh….secret Santa is a piss take for most people, surely!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Years ago I once got a big boss, I got him a vibrating cockring. To this day has no idea who bought it.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Delighted I'd use it on my head as I'm thinning a bit and my hair back thicker would be a Christmas wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s a relief. I’ll wrap that up for next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a joke..

i bought someone jazz mags and a 4 pack of stella..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd wrap it up and re-gift it in next years' secret santa and hope to get the same person.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

It's a laugh. Thinking of getting one for my son-in-law's stocking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its a joke..

i bought someone jazz mags and a 4 pack of stella..

Jazz, or jizz?! I am now aware there are a surprising number of jazz magazines out there. Who knew?! Jazz enthusiasts, I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its a joke..

i bought someone jazz mags and a 4 pack of stella..

Jazz, or jizz?! I am now aware there are a surprising number of jazz magazines out there. Who knew?! Jazz enthusiasts, I guess

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lots of trombone players out there

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