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What is the best piece of advice you have received

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Happy Saturday evening everyone hope you are enjoying your week end

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Stay humble

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Happy Saturday evening everyone hope you are enjoying your week end "

Absolutely 100% it was “do not eat the yellow snow”

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

If somebody hits you hit them back only twice as hard oh and get into that works pension as early as you can and set your retirement collection date as early as you can, finished off with don’t sweat the small stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give friends advice.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Evening .

Know when to holdem

Know when to fold them

Know when to walk away know when to run when the

Dealing done .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches! "

She was a very wise woman

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Shut up and move on was great advice.

Mrs

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Never tell your mother she's out of tune.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

“Fuck her she’s not good at all”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

She was a very wise woman "

Thanks Littlebird. Miss her more than I care to say

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches! "

Sounds like mine who wore lipstick to bed saying you never know who you will meet in your dreams

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Work for the best companies and the best managers, don't worry the slightest about what job you do

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Expect to be disappointed. Its kively when you are proved wrong

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Work for the best companies and the best managers, don't worry the slightest about what job you do"
like that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

She was a very wise woman

Thanks Littlebird. Miss her more than I care to say "

I bet sweetheart. I do mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

Sounds like mine who wore lipstick to bed saying you never know who you will meet in your dreams "

Yes! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drill instructor told me to wear a Tampon for my first jump at jump school. It stops me from whistling on the way down.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Evening .

Know when to holdem

Know when to fold them

Know when to walk away know when to run when the

Dealing done ."

Know when to quit & quit fast & often - Seth Godin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wise old man once told me..

Do it whilst you can, because when you grow old your balls go cold and the end of your knob goes blue

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Happy Saturday evening everyone hope you are enjoying your week end "

Mine was from the midwife - she said ‘breathe’! I’ve been doing it very successfully ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know. I haven't heard it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

Sounds like mine who wore lipstick to bed saying you never know who you will meet in your dreams "

I like that.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Probably in my formative years I had a slight mishap with my flys I nipped my bellend and my older brother after he stopped pissing himself laughing said “kidder make sure you are all squared away “ he was also the same person that told me you only got a pint of spunk so don’t waste it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches! "

I 100% agree with your Grandma. I'd add don't save clothes for 'best'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aftershave is not for the balls.

-That's my own advice to myself, learned the hard way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

I 100% agree with your Grandma. I'd add don't save clothes for 'best'"

Never save anything for a special occasion. Today is a special occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never tell your mother she's out of tune."

I tell her all the time..and get her to do another rendition as it's so comical.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

I 100% agree with your Grandma. I'd add don't save clothes for 'best'

Never save anything for a special occasion. Today is a special occasion "

Exactly. Obviously I don't trail round the supermarket in a ball gown but I was once accused (and accused is the correct expression) of always looking as if I was about to go out to dinner at work .

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Buy don't rent and join your works pension. That was the advice my dad gave a young me and I am so glad I listened.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Always go with your gut instinct and you won't go far wrong.

Listen to yourself and trust that you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

I 100% agree with your Grandma. I'd add don't save clothes for 'best'

Never save anything for a special occasion. Today is a special occasion

Exactly. Obviously I don't trail round the supermarket in a ball gown but I was once accused (and accused is the correct expression) of always looking as if I was about to go out to dinner at work . "

Cheeky buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

" always try you best "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should never expect anyone to provide our happiness, we are responsible for our own happiness.

Best advice ever.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My beloved Grandma told me to wear my best perfume now, because I might get hit by a bus tomorrow. She was naughty and fabulous and I follow that advice to the max. Carpe diem, bitches!

I 100% agree with your Grandma. I'd add don't save clothes for 'best'

Never save anything for a special occasion. Today is a special occasion

Exactly. Obviously I don't trail round the supermarket in a ball gown but I was once accused (and accused is the correct expression) of always looking as if I was about to go out to dinner at work .

Cheeky buggers! "

My clothes are often commented on, even by strangers in the street. Usually complimentary but sometimes there's an undercurrent of 'who the hell has she come as?' . This is where my dad's advice comes in which is basically 'it doesn't matter what anyone but those you love think'

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Worrying doesn't change anything so not worth the energy x

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Don't eat yellow snow "

Do people routinely eat any other colour? I always wonder about this

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

People who live in glass houses should

1 never walk around naked

2 not play with sticks and stones

Never go to bed with a itchy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are idiots until proven otherwise

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Town

Anything worth doing is worth doing properly.

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