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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol"

Father and son?

Not the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol"

Great reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

Not everyone likes football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol

Father and son?"

That's your fault.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Pretty high I'd say.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Where there is a will, there is a way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol

Father and son?

Not the first time "

Oh no! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say pretty easy but then forgot about the football.

I still reckon you could, just he'd be trying to watch it sneakily on his phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty high I'd say. "

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

I reckon quite high if you close your eyes and allow yourself to realise Ryan Reynolds ain't happening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Higher than the price of fuel coming down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol

Father and son?

Not the first time

Oh no! Lol"

That's what I said.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd say if you post a meet your inbox would explode, please do so we can have vets on how many

I'd say 200+

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to say pretty easy but then forgot about the football.

I still reckon you could, just he'd be trying to watch it sneakily on his phone. "

I'd tie him up.

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

Just a guy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say if you post a meet your inbox would explode, please do so we can have vets on how many

I'd say 200+

Mrs "

My last meet I posted I got a big fat zero offers.

Just a heads up for anyone betting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to say pretty easy but then forgot about the football.

I still reckon you could, just he'd be trying to watch it sneakily on his phone.

I'd tie him up. "

Yeah I'd rather fuck you than watch the football.

If that isn't romance I dunno what is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7PM GMT is footy kick off. Is meh in the same time zone?

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

If you wear your strapon, I will tie hubby to bed for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

I reckon quite high if you close your eyes and allow yourself to realise Ryan Reynolds ain't happening..."

Don't spoil my dreams man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

Just a guy? "

More the merrier.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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High. Do it.

I put up a meet request following your thread the other day. So many messages. If I can get numerous date offers, you can find a man to meet you at 7pm. Besides, hairy muff? Who'd turn that down? No one in their right mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wear your strapon, I will tie hubby to bed for you "

On my way!!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

"

Football bores the tits off me. You’re going to have to give me more notice than this though, being 200 miles away and all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"7PM GMT is footy kick off. Is meh in the same time zone?"

Yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to say pretty easy but then forgot about the football.

I still reckon you could, just he'd be trying to watch it sneakily on his phone.

I'd tie him up.

Yeah I'd rather fuck you than watch the football.

If that isn't romance I dunno what is."

You can't have your phone on your hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

Football bores the tits off me. You’re going to have to give me more notice than this though, being 200 miles away and all. "

Put your foot down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess that would depend on how fussy you are :p

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

I'm in.

I'd probably be done before the first shot on goal anyway so it's a win-win.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"High. Do it.

I put up a meet request following your thread the other day. So many messages. If I can get numerous date offers, you can find a man to meet you at 7pm. Besides, hairy muff? Who'd turn that down? No one in their right mind. "

How about hairy legs? I mean I guess I could shave those. If I must.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd say if you post a meet your inbox would explode, please do so we can have vets on how many

I'd say 200+

Mrs

My last meet I posted I got a big fat zero offers.

Just a heads up for anyone betting. "

What?! Really, that's surprised me!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess that would depend on how fussy you are :p"

Generally I'm a nightmare.

Tonight, I'm a tad horny.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When I used to meet I would stay well clear of men when the football was on

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"If you wear your strapon, I will tie hubby to bed for you

On my way!!!!"

tying him up now

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"High. Do it.

I put up a meet request following your thread the other day. So many messages. If I can get numerous date offers, you can find a man to meet you at 7pm. Besides, hairy muff? Who'd turn that down? No one in their right mind.

How about hairy legs? I mean I guess I could shave those. If I must. "

Nah, don't. No need. Hurry up and put a meet up so they'll have time to wash their knob first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol

Father and son?

That's your fault."

I got it !

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By *dreamofunicornsWoman
over a year ago

wakefield

I'd forgotten about the football looks like a vanilla Saturday with wine and Netflix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I used to meet I would stay well clear of men when the football was on "

I'm doing it deliberately.

I want angry sex.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t like football, too shouty gives me headache. At 11pm I’ll be on the roof having a spiced dark & stormy , well away from the big screens and noise. If you were here I’d make you one

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I would say a slim one, as everyone will be watching the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

"

Your right

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Put your foot down."

Okay. I INSIST you give me more notice next time. No arguments.

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I would rather peel my bellend with a blunt knife than watch football

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would say a slim one, as everyone will be watching the football "

With a bun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t like football, too shouty gives me headache. At 11pm I’ll be on the roof having a spiced dark & stormy , well away from the big screens and noise. If you were here I’d make you one "

Oooh I'd have one of those.

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

I've got a vanilla date at 8 so yes there could be chance for you. Mind we are going to watch the 2nd half at her daughters pub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would rather peel my bellend with a blunt knife than watch football "

I know I'm into some kinky stuff but that's pushing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol

Father and son?

Not the first time

Oh no! Lol

That's what I said."

Lies.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

No chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could fit you in at half time...

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Every chance. Just been fabbing all your pics.

Gorgeous.

There will be a stampede...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having dinner with my dad but I'll ask him. Lol

Father and son?

Not the first time

Oh no! Lol

That's what I said.

Lies. "

I never lie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No chance "

Holy shit a guy being honest!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could fit you in at half time..."

How longs half time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every chance. Just been fabbing all your pics.

Gorgeous.

There will be a stampede..."

In the opposite direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football and sex is a perfect match, 45 minutes each way with a 15 minute snack break. Extra time if you're lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every chance. Just been fabbing all your pics.

Gorgeous.

There will be a stampede...

In the opposite direction "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Football and sex is a perfect match, 45 minutes each way with a 15 minute snack break. Extra time if you're lucky. "

No football.

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By *oung GunnerMan
over a year ago

Cleckheaton

I would father have sex than football any day

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Sacrifice and rewards, if you don’t follow football things have already fallen by the wayside and that the potential gains of a meet far outweigh the so-called loss of rewards from football. You’ll do just fine…

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh football! I'd forgotten

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'd say you'd still get offers ,footy or not .Depends if you're prepared to take them up .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like the ugly elf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say you'd still get offers ,footy or not .Depends if you're prepared to take them up ."

I mean, I did have plans for sex this evening so I can be free.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Where there is a will, there is a way.... "

Or where there is a way there's a willy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks like the ugly elf "

A simple no would do.

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By *illbe9999Man
over a year ago

Holmfirth

I'm happy to miss the Wendyball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to say pretty easy but then forgot about the football.

I still reckon you could, just he'd be trying to watch it sneakily on his phone.

I'd tie him up.

Yeah I'd rather fuck you than watch the football.

If that isn't romance I dunno what is.

You can't have your phone on your hand. "

If you think both hands aren't on you or at least you and some hula hoops you are sadly mistaken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm polishing my bald spot

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By *ooking Fun!Man
over a year ago

NEWTOWNARDS


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

Looking at those pictures .... why bloody not!! ??

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I would say a slim one, as everyone will be watching the football

With a bun? "
Yes, do you also like the cinnamon bun one too, with raisins in it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to say pretty easy but then forgot about the football.

I still reckon you could, just he'd be trying to watch it sneakily on his phone.

I'd tie him up.

Yeah I'd rather fuck you than watch the football.

If that isn't romance I dunno what is.

You can't have your phone on your hand.

If you think both hands aren't on you or at least you and some hula hoops you are sadly mistaken!"

The hula hoops are a strictly 3rd date thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would say a slim one, as everyone will be watching the football

With a bun? Yes, do you also like the cinnamon bun one too, with raisins in it? "

Ooh I love cinnamon.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"
if you lived close to me i would happily meet you,,, footy is good to watch but a stunning lady will be a lot more fun,,, i would even clean out the hair from your plug holes,,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to say pretty easy but then forgot about the football.

I still reckon you could, just he'd be trying to watch it sneakily on his phone.

I'd tie him up.

Yeah I'd rather fuck you than watch the football.

If that isn't romance I dunno what is.

You can't have your phone on your hand.

If you think both hands aren't on you or at least you and some hula hoops you are sadly mistaken!

The hula hoops are a strictly 3rd date thing. "

So fuck on first date and go softer from there? I like it!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Can meet you at 7 pm I'll get the pilot to fire up the jet .

But on the condition its me doing the tieing up But then again I may have my man servant do it for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not every man watches the football

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

too old for you and too far away but id choose you over football every day of the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it? "

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


" i would even clean out the hair from your plug holes"

I'm going to use that as a euphemism

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

too old for you and too far away but id choose you over football every day of the week"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

if you lived close to me i would happily meet you,,, footy is good to watch but a stunning lady will be a lot more fun,,, i would even clean out the hair from your plug holes,,, lol "

Best offer yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like the ugly elf "

Appropriate username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like the ugly elf

Appropriate username "

More Fugly than ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish. "

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"
me...... No chance...... But i love your sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them? "

Can you see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like the ugly elf

Appropriate username

More Fugly than ugly "

I meant the weeprick not JAG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like the ugly elf

Appropriate username

More Fugly than ugly

I meant the weeprick not JAG"

Works for both

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

"

I'd go for the both option, just need a lady willing to give a blow job while watching the match. What do you think the chances are.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me? "

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"
why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You’re a good friend Boo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like the ugly elf

Appropriate username

More Fugly than ugly

I meant the weeprick not

JAG"

Thanks

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

A significant proportion of people on this site are neither English nor French. Some of the people that are English or French don't like footie!

Looking at your pics, I'd say you had a massive chance of meeting a random guy at 7pm tonight, even if they love football.

I'd meet you, but I'm in Spain.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha "

I need this!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere? "

Its the footie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

Sure I’ll tell you which pub I’m in.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

Sure I’ll tell you which pub I’m in. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

I need this!!"

On my way..... I'll get you looking stunning, instead of like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in no time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I was closer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I have to get to ?

And now noisy are your footballing supporting neighbours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

I need this!!

On my way..... I'll get you looking stunning, instead of like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in no time! "

If you're both there I know I'm in for a wild night of hilarity and pain so I'm in!

Just let me write my will first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

I need this!!

On my way..... I'll get you looking stunning, instead of like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in no time! "

You'd best pack hedge trimmers and whacker then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

I need this!!

On my way..... I'll get you looking stunning, instead of like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in no time!

If you're both there I know I'm in for a wild night of hilarity and pain so I'm in!

Just let me write my will first..."

Rupert, you'd be in the best company of your life trust me

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

London


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

Love football - but if I was in the North-West tonight, I would rather be with you!

Chances are high that I’m not the only one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

I need this!!

On my way..... I'll get you looking stunning, instead of like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in no time!

You'd best pack hedge trimmers and whacker then "

I may need a Hazmat suit at this rate...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I see a lot of talking on this thread and not a lot of heading over to the Elf’s place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see a lot of talking on this thread and not a lot of heading over to the Elf’s place."

She's too damn far! She's dressed on her Christmas socks and everything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see a lot of talking on this thread and not a lot of heading over to the Elf’s place."

Says you being a pretend Scottish person that doesn't even own a kilt whilst trying to blend in......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

I need this!!

On my way..... I'll get you looking stunning, instead of like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in no time!

You'd best pack hedge trimmers and whacker then

I may need a Hazmat suit at this rate... "

Well I wasn't going to say, but mines still radioactive from last meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you realised though you will need to get dressed into "proper" clothes to leave the house?

Is it worth it?

Can't I turn up in my hoody and joggers? They're clean. Ish.

Depends, how many days worth of snacks have you dropped down the front of them?

Can you see me?

No, I'd be the woman stood nearby with a clean outfit in one hand and a hairbrush in the other making you get ready before you went into the "out" ha ha

I need this!!

On my way..... I'll get you looking stunning, instead of like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons in no time!

You'd best pack hedge trimmers and whacker then

I may need a Hazmat suit at this rate... "

Heyyyyy

But yeah, if you have one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see a lot of talking on this thread and not a lot of heading over to the Elf’s place.

She's too damn far! She's dressed on her Christmas socks and everything... "

Shush you!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!!"
hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I see a lot of talking on this thread and not a lot of heading over to the Elf’s place."

Erm also, I want a hotel thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here "

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah "
wont be cold for long,, and ill bring the Guinness,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love football but if sex was offered, then it's sex everytime

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah "
ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm"

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all "

That really doesn't surprise me!!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all "
ffk where is my passport,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

That really doesn't surprise me!!"

Ooh and more Xmas PJ's and Xmas nipple tassel things and Xmas tights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

That really doesn't surprise me!!

Ooh and more Xmas PJ's and Xmas nipple tassel things and Xmas tights! "

Do you not think you've taken this elf thing a tad too far this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

That really doesn't surprise me!!

Ooh and more Xmas PJ's and Xmas nipple tassel things and Xmas tights!

Do you not think you've taken this elf thing a tad too far this year "

Never!!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

That really doesn't surprise me!!

Ooh and more Xmas PJ's and Xmas nipple tassel things and Xmas tights! "
i have xmas balls,

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I would say a slim one, as everyone will be watching the football

With a bun? Yes, do you also like the cinnamon bun one too, with raisins in it?

Ooh I love cinnamon. "
Same here and that sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

That really doesn't surprise me!!

Ooh and more Xmas PJ's and Xmas nipple tassel things and Xmas tights!

Do you not think you've taken this elf thing a tad too far this year

Never!!"

Well I can't wait for Easter

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Erm also, I want a hotel thanks. "

I’m that case you can just come up here. We have nicer hotels than around your way.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Says you being a pretend Scottish person that doesn't even own a kilt whilst trying to blend in...... "

Y’know, if Fab had an option for ‘nationality’ I’d totally put English and avoid this kind of complaint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

"
I'd choose sex all day long over football

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

That really doesn't surprise me!!

Ooh and more Xmas PJ's and Xmas nipple tassel things and Xmas tights! i have xmas balls, "

I like Xmas balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says you being a pretend Scottish person that doesn't even own a kilt whilst trying to blend in......

Y’know, if Fab had an option for ‘nationality’ I’d totally put English and avoid this kind of complaint."

Do you have the accent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

I'd choose sex all day long over football "

To be fair sex with me will be just as disappointing as the match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"
I'm up for it if you can get to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

I'd choose sex all day long over football

To be fair sex with me will be just as disappointing as the match. "

You're not wrong there

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

I'd choose sex all day long over football

To be fair sex with me will be just as disappointing as the match. "

If you were to describe the meet in footballing terms, what would you say

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

I would be there in a flash lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

I'd choose sex all day long over football

To be fair sex with me will be just as disappointing as the match. "
will it be a full 90 Mins of disappointment?

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Not with a profile like that you won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

Not everyone likes football "

Me, for one. Can't stand it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

I'd choose sex all day long over football

To be fair sex with me will be just as disappointing as the match. "
oh behave

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

why is there something wrong with guys overthere?

Its the footie!!! hop on a plane so, but wrap up its freezing over here

Cold and the Irish!

Hell yeah ohh and pack that xmas onzie hmmmmm

Xmas onsie

Xmas socks

Xmas pants

I have it all

That really doesn't surprise me!!

Ooh and more Xmas PJ's and Xmas nipple tassel things and Xmas tights! i have xmas balls,

I like Xmas balls "
ill lock that in the vault

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"High. Do it.

I put up a meet request following your thread the other day. So many messages. If I can get numerous date offers, you can find a man to meet you at 7pm. Besides, hairy muff? Who'd turn that down? No one in their right mind.

How about hairy legs? I mean I guess I could shave those. If I must. "

Just shave around the ankles where we'll hold them, that's fine

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Do you have the accent?"

I have the in-between accent where Scots think I’m English and the English think I’m Scottish. But you’d know that if you sent over your phone number last night like you threatened to …

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Pretty high I'd say.

Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

I'd choose sex all day long over football

To be fair sex with me will be just as disappointing as the match. "

You obviously haven't watched England recently.......

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

110 miles in 2 hours, easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not with a profile like that you won't "

You'd be surprised!!

I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"High. Do it.

I put up a meet request following your thread the other day. So many messages. If I can get numerous date offers, you can find a man to meet you at 7pm. Besides, hairy muff? Who'd turn that down? No one in their right mind.

How about hairy legs? I mean I guess I could shave those. If I must.

Just shave around the ankles where we'll hold them, that's fine "

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Football or sex?

I'm guessing most guys will choose the football!

Football bores the tits off me. You’re going to have to give me more notice than this though, being 200 miles away and all.

Put your foot down."

Could you meet each other halfway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol"

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!"

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"High. Do it.

I put up a meet request following your thread the other day. So many messages. If I can get numerous date offers, you can find a man to meet you at 7pm. Besides, hairy muff? Who'd turn that down? No one in their right mind.

How about hairy legs? I mean I guess I could shave those. If I must. "

Just wear hold ups or those lovely socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"High. Do it.

I put up a meet request following your thread the other day. So many messages. If I can get numerous date offers, you can find a man to meet you at 7pm. Besides, hairy muff? Who'd turn that down? No one in their right mind.

How about hairy legs? I mean I guess I could shave those. If I must.

Just wear hold ups or those lovely socks "

Good point! The socks always stay on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll meet, I'm irish no interest in the game

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this. "

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Sure we can meet. Come over, grab a beer. I'll get snacks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)"

I did have cock for tonight!!

But yes, it's the effort part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footie is in sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)

I did have cock for tonight!!

But yes, it's the effort part. "

You had cock? kFC bargain bucket doesn't qualify

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Footie is in sorry "

You never fail to disappoint me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Footie is in sorry

You never fail to disappoint me. "

You are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has cock everyone! She has cock!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this. "

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)"

Don’t have a fiancé but I definitely get you. I’m sure men must often be the same? You’re kind of horny but can’t really be arsed unless it’s delivered to your door and they don’t mind hairy legs and zero makeup. To be fair - that’s why I bought a wand. It was a life saver during all the covid restrictions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)"

Um, rub it in, why don't you!!

Effort? Naa just a quick rub with a flannel and bobs- your-mothers'-brother, obvs!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)

Don’t have a fiancé but I definitely get you. I’m sure men must often be the same? You’re kind of horny but can’t really be arsed unless it’s delivered to your door and they don’t mind hairy legs and zero makeup. To be fair - that’s why I bought a wand. It was a life saver during all the covid restrictions. "
lol

Ill see your wand and raise you Pam and her 5 sisters

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)

Don’t have a fiancé but I definitely get you. I’m sure men must often be the same? You’re kind of horny but can’t really be arsed unless it’s delivered to your door and they don’t mind hairy legs and zero makeup. To be fair - that’s why I bought a wand. It was a life saver during all the covid restrictions. "

Ha yes! Wands are top tier gifts to ourselves. Here's me arranging a date for next weekend when the reality is I'd be quite content staying in wearing a hoodie and big tracksuit bottoms. It's that age old dilemma of is the dicking worth the energy output? Hmm.

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over a year ago


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

More chance than me

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Of me getting a guy to meet me at 7pm tonight?

I'm going with no chance.

"

A good chance actually...providing you both watch the match first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you set a meet

They will come…

/cum

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Ha ha I'm tempted to put up a status asking if anyone's free between 7&9 lol

Me too, but I don't want to get cho-ked up with tumblew-eed!

I reckon all the women on fab should do this.

But isn't it a bit unfair when the reality is that we want cock but don't want to make any effort to sort it out tonight. So we don't really. But do. But kind of don't.

(Thank fuck I have a fiancé for nights like these)

Don’t have a fiancé but I definitely get you. I’m sure men must often be the same? You’re kind of horny but can’t really be arsed unless it’s delivered to your door and they don’t mind hairy legs and zero makeup. To be fair - that’s why I bought a wand. It was a life saver during all the covid restrictions.

Ha yes! Wands are top tier gifts to ourselves. Here's me arranging a date for next weekend when the reality is I'd be quite content staying in wearing a hoodie and big tracksuit bottoms. It's that age old dilemma of is the dicking worth the energy output? Hmm."

Until lockdown I was rather prolific and met very regularly - going well out of the way (and putting a lot of effort into getting ready) for the potential of a great shag or enjoyable club night.

Over covid I got out of the habit of going out/meeting/having sex - many of us did.

I think middle age kind of hit me during that time.

I’m still very sociable when I’m actually out - and I adore sex when I actually have it - but a lot of the time I simply can’t be arsed if I’m honest.

I think that might be why I’m thinking a relationship might be a good idea - Sex (and good company) on tap without having to shave your legs!

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