FabSwingers.com forum: Gents, how long do you leave your knob unwashed…..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until the next shag, obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Until the next shag, obvs

I was so hoping I’d find someone just like me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No need - condoms keep my cock nice & clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

Is another good answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No need - condoms keep my cock nice & clean

That’s not real sex then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

Is another good answer

I was taught to always clean up after myself

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"No need - condoms keep my cock nice & clean

That’s not real sex then

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub"

Are you related to Rex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a subject , really?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out"

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How close does your nose get to your penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How close does your nose get to your penis? "

RIGHT?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers? "

Or let it longer on your beard...?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How close does your nose get to your penis? "

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

Is another good answer

I was taught to always clean up after myself

I’m semi just reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub"

My fave

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers? "

Surprised pegging was mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a subject , really? "

Ooohhhh yes. It gets much worse as well

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

Just waiting for all the guys that post on the 'cut/uncut' threads to chime in with "well those with foreskins need to wash more".....because the turtleneck sweater dicks out there are more of a health hazard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose."

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How close does your nose get to your penis? "

When it’s pointing upwards I can get close enough to feel the heat from it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Or let it longer on your beard...? "

YES

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward."

MELI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Surprised pegging was mentioned"

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

Best part of a bj is getting one not rolled back, everyone knows this

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker"

He's all talk, is our Rex.

Beautiful penis; shit shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

You can’t beat rolling it back and she’s still there in spirit

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

Never turn your back on me or Saff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker"

You really don’t want to read my veri’s

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Only until I've wanked all the scent away and it's pretty clean by then so I just leave it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How close does your nose get to your penis?

Have you seen the size of Rex's......nose.

No but I'd like to read any Veri about him now. Imagine trying to kiss him with that fucking honker

He's all talk, is our Rex.

Beautiful penis; shit shag

Story of all my veri’s

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Cheeeeeeeesey,

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Does quick wipe on her knickers not count as a wash ???

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

You can’t beat rolling it back and she’s still there in spirit

With a bonus lipstick ring to show just how deep is her love.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like anal juice around your balls to make you wanna drop them in the tub

Are you related to Rex?

Thought I'd go all out

Isn't it easier to smell your fingers?

Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

Never turn your back on me or Saff

Or bend over to pick anything up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only until I've wanked all the scent away and it's pretty clean by then so I just leave it"

Is my second answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeeeeeeesey,

Helmetdale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does quick wipe on her knickers not count as a wash ???"

Or her curtains as you leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

You can’t beat rolling it back and she’s still there in spirit

With a bonus lipstick ring to show just how deep is her love.......

Jesus

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

And the vabber of the week award goes to.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

And the vabber of the week award goes to.....

Oh now I bow down to this excellence. How could something so witty be crafted so quickly? Well played Obi.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

And the vabber of the week award goes to.....

Oh now I bow down to this excellence. How could something so witty be crafted so quickly? Well played Obi.

Hey. It certainly beats that shite all the pop stars are trying to flog as perfume.

I know what I'd rather buy a bottle of for a stocking filler this Xmas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me

I need to buy some cheese

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I didn't realise you were supposed to wash it. Technology these days!

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

When j get home of course I have a shower. I don't want people near me to know I have just had sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Until you've got the next lovely lady's smell on you. Fuck showering, Eau De Vag is the way forward.

MELI

I'm not even the slightest sorry.

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That reminds me

I need to buy some cheese

Helmetdale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't realise you were supposed to wash it. Technology these days!"

The technology of washing yer knob. You learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

When j get home of course I have a shower. I don't want people near me to know I have just had sex."

Ahhh, a secret shagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean it yourself op via self suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That reminds me

I need to buy some cheese

Helmetdale

Fromunder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clean it yourself op via self suck "

Autofellatio?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grim

I get much worse. Much worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean it yourself op via self suck

Autofellatio?

Everyday is a school day but I want to forget this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clean it yourself op via self suck

Autofellatio?

Everyday is a school day but I want to forget this "

Happy sucking dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

Oooh, I've always wanted to throw a surprise party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys wash your knob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grim

I get much worse. Much worse

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You shouldn't wash it off. It makes your penis grow.

Has the same magic stuff in semen has that's makes our skin soft.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You guys wash your knob?"

Apparently not.

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By *ilverfox74Man
over a year ago

dublin offaly

"Well if I was the lovely lady in question, I'd lick it clean afterwards

Is another good answer

I was taught to always clean up after myself

Good girls always clean up after themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely best to have it cleaned by the lady in question, i always insist on making sure she is cleaned by myself after ??

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

wash it sraight away buffed up and polished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!!

If it falls off then you don’t need to wash it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprised pegging was mentioned

I’d be really surprised if I got pegged

Oooh, I've always wanted to throw a surprise party

Backs out of the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You guys wash your knob?"

(fistbump)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shouldn't wash it off. It makes your penis grow.

Has the same magic stuff in semen has that's makes our skin soft."

I respect my ladies too much to wash her off me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely best to have it cleaned by the lady in question, i always insist on making sure she is cleaned by myself after ??"

What a gentleman you are Phil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wash it sraight away buffed up and polished"

Ready for the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing better than a scrub under the helmet.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!!

Who doesn't like the hulk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…… after you’ve shagged a lovely lady so that you can still smell her on you?

Love and Penis

I am so tempted to say “until it goes green “…

You really have to stop setting them up like this!!!

Who doesn't like the hulk"

My mate unfortunately. He used to have nightmares about him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer."

Bet it smells like dry lager piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

Bet it smells like dry lager piss"

Bless him. Sticking it in a pint at the pub is the only way he can get his dick wet these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

Bet it smells like dry lager piss

Bless him. Sticking it in a pint at the pub is the only way he can get his dick wet these days."

But he does it for england and so you can't help but shed a happy tear for the pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obifox - the next time I see one, I will have to stop myself from thinking ‘turtle neck dick’. So thanks

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

what ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what ??"

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?"

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k"

Who said weeks…?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k"

Whooosh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer."

It smells of vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k

Who said weeks…?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what ??

You don’t know what washing is…or….?

I shower every day ... it s the guy who likes to smell the the pussy weeks later on his D..k

Who said weeks…?

of course, you naughty dirty man

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

At least till the next morning, I love the smell of a woman on me as I'm waking up

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I'm not flexible enough to sniff my own dick. If I could get that close, I'd just suck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does your dick smell like right now Rex?

Be truthful in your answer.

It smells of vagina

Someone got laid.

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