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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Turkish delight

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Wrong

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

Think they are called Lint, those round chocolates that come out every Christmas... thats another inch on my bloody kench

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa cakes (I’m labelling those as a chocolate sweet thingy)

Bounty Bars

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Ew, Turkish delight is an abomination.

Also Snickers

, Lion bars

and Crunchies (just eugh).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hersheys tastes like the smell of mould.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ew, Turkish delight is an abomination.

Also Snickers

, Lion bars

and Crunchies (just eugh)."

What?!? Outrageous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight "

The Turkish delight without chocolate on are actually really nice

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

"Think they are called Lint, those round chocolates that come out every Christmas... thats another inch on my bloody kench"

Sorry read it wrong, lint are best

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Actual Turkish delight is beautiful. That chocolate coated crap in the garish metallic pink packet is a travesty.

Nestle chocolate is the worst without going into American brands.

Haribo vegan funny mix is the worst jelly sweet by a million miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight "

Turkish delight is nice

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Anthrax ripple..

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Turkish delight is not one of them"

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I agree.

I love Turkish Delight.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Turkish delight "

Agreed

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquorice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion Bar for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love Turkish delight!!!!

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Hershey bars and actually any american chocolate

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Think they are called Lint, those round chocolates that come out every Christmas... thats another inch on my bloody kench"

Lindt.......... A perfect example of guilding a lily or in the case of Lindt sprinkling glitter on a turd.

They are WAX........ pure wax..... fucking horrible.

Disgusting.

Did I mention I don't like them ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I love Turkish delight!!!!"

Me too ..... in all it's shapes, forms and coverings.

Rose flavoured desserts rock !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Think they are called Lint, those round chocolates that come out every Christmas... thats another inch on my bloody kench

Sorry read it wrong, lint are best"

You've gone down in my estimation

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By *ANDA!Man
over a year ago

DUMFRIES

Anything with nuts.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Turkish delight "

In utter agreement here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish delight

Milkybar buttons

. The devil himself sent them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caramac. Way too sickly for me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why has no one mentioned Ferrero Roche.....

Fucking putrid.

Balls of shite that fell into the hamster cage.....

Revolting

Vile

Abominable ......

Did i mention i'm not fussy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight "

Are u kidding me, Turkish Delight is delicious it says so in the name "Delight"

worst has to be American brands and Nestled

give me Cadburys dairy milk chocolate any day of the wk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why has no one mentioned Ferrero Roche.....

Fucking putrid.

Balls of shite that fell into the hamster cage.....

Revolting

Vile

Abominable ......

Did i mention i'm not fussy ?"

OMG, what's the World cumming to

how can u not like FR are delicious

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Crunchie.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crunchie.

The mr "

I give in, yet another delicious knibble

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Anything with peanuts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why has no one mentioned Ferrero Roche.....

Fucking putrid.

Balls of shite that fell into the hamster cage.....

Revolting

Vile

Abominable ......

Did i mention i'm not fussy ?

OMG, what's the World cumming to

how can u not like FR are delicious

Sissy ! You are blinded by the marketing dear.......

They should be lashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why has no one mentioned Ferrero Roche.....

Fucking putrid.

Balls of shite that fell into the hamster cage.....

Revolting

Vile

Abominable ......

Did i mention i'm not fussy ?

OMG, what's the World cumming to

how can u not like FR are delicious

Sissy ! You are blinded by the marketing dear.......

They should be lashed"

What can I say, other than I'm a sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they are called Lint, those round chocolates that come out every Christmas... thats another inch on my bloody kench

Sorry read it wrong, lint are best"

I was gonna say... I came thiiiiiiiiiiiis close to blocking you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry's Chocolate Orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger of Fudge (yuk)

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Terry's Chocolate Orange"

What?!?! And I was bigging you up yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dime bar (yuk)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry's Chocolate Orange"

I think this might be the end , I can’t believe you’ve just said that

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

Apparently, so I've been told that my cock covered in walnut whip fondue is yummy!!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Anything with any kind of nut product in it hubby

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Turkish delight "

Love it. The real stuff and the chocolate version.

The worst is wispa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry's Chocolate Orange"

Get out

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Why has no one mentioned Ferrero Roche.....

Fucking putrid.

Balls of shite that fell into the hamster cage.....

Revolting

Vile

Abominable ......

Did i mention i'm not fussy ?

OMG, what's the World cumming to

how can u not like FR are delicious

Apparently there is a bar version out now too, so a friend told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry's Chocolate Orange

What?!?! And I was bigging you up yesterday

Sorry, but chocolate and orange just don't mix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry's Chocolate Orange

I think this might be the end , I can’t believe you’ve just said that

If people enjoy smashing the chocolate to pieces more than eating it, it tells you all you need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry's Chocolate Orange

Get out"

Fine, but all the good chocolate is coming with me

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Terry's Chocolate Orange

What?!?! And I was bigging you up yesterday

Sorry, but chocolate and orange just don't mix!

It's my favouritest chocolate!

One year I got soooo much orange flavoured chocolate for my birthday it was rediculous.

I got given some orange hot chocolate last week cos some one saw it and thought of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my favouritest chocolate!

One year I got soooo much orange flavoured chocolate for my birthday it was rediculous.

I got given some orange hot chocolate last week cos some one saw it and thought of me! "

We should be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terry's Chocolate Orange

What?!?! And I was bigging you up yesterday

Sorry, but chocolate and orange just don't mix!

It's my favouritest chocolate!

One year I got soooo much orange flavoured chocolate for my birthday it was rediculous.

I got given some orange hot chocolate last week cos some one saw it and thought of me! "

Well that's actually pretty wholesome so I'm finding it hard to take the mickey out of you right now

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The purple chalky little things in a roll,, HORRENDOUS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish Delight deserves to feel loved peeps. It is flipping lovely. I have 2 in my fridge at the moment.

NBVN x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Why has no one mentioned Ferrero Roche.....

Fucking putrid.

Balls of shite that fell into the hamster cage.....

Revolting

Vile

Abominable ......

Did i mention i'm not fussy ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The purple chalky little things in a roll,, HORRENDOUS "

Palma violets!!!

Love those..

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Dark chocolate. End of conversation

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Not found one that is that bad! Like them all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsure what they're called , is something like Gullyians or Gullyians which are like a milk try box of Seychelles type shaped chocolate with blend of white and milk chocolate (yuk).

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Turkish delight "

They're lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unsure what they're called , is something like Gullyians or Gullyians which are like a milk try box of Seychelles type shaped chocolate with blend of white and milk chocolate (yuk)."

Guylian Belgian Chocolates (yuk)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree, Turkish delight how it should be, without chocolate- is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight

They're lovely "

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"The purple chalky little things in a roll,, HORRENDOUS

Palma violets!!!

Love those.."
yes those things, nearly as bad as Parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The purple chalky little things in a roll,, HORRENDOUS

Palma violets!!!

Love those.."

I love them too! They do bigger rolls now that I can absolutely demolish

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Totally agree, Turkish delight how it should be, without chocolate- is amazing

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and nuts

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"Turkish delight "

100% it's rank

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

"Think they are called Lint, those round chocolates that come out every Christmas... thats another inch on my bloody kench

Sorry read it wrong, lint are best

You've gone down in my estimation "
i bloody hate Lindt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The purple chalky little things in a roll,, HORRENDOUS

Palma violets!!!

Love those..

I love them too! They do bigger rolls now that I can absolutely demolish

They do! Where from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The purple chalky little things in a roll,, HORRENDOUS

Palma violets!!!

Love those.. yes those things, nearly as bad as Parsnips

I like those too.

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

The purple one from Quality Street tin

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Nestle chocolate is the worst without going into American brands.

Haribo vegan funny mix is the worst jelly sweet by a million miles."

There was is a reason why American chocolate tastes different…. It’s because the milk in the chocolate has to by law be pasteurised

Same reason why Guinness in the US tastes odd!

And there is your lesson for today….

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Turkish delight, Parma violets and orange revels. All an abomination that should go into Room 101

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to be in the minority, I love a Fry's Turkish Delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight, Parma violets and orange revels. All an abomination that should go into Room 101"

The first two 100% but I’ll have all your orange revels

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Turkish delight, Parma violets and orange revels. All an abomination that should go into Room 101

The first two 100% but I’ll have all your orange revels "

What do I get in return?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hersheys chocolate. Smells like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight, Parma violets and orange revels. All an abomination that should go into Room 101"

I'll take em all!!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Bounty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toblerone.... any version is vile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The purple chalky little things in a roll,, HORRENDOUS

Palma violets!!!

Love those..

I love them too! They do bigger rolls now that I can absolutely demolish

They do! Where from?"

They do some in a local shop in town but some of the big supermarkets may do them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turkish delight, Parma violets and orange revels. All an abomination that should go into Room 101

The first two 100% but I’ll have all your orange revels

What do I get in return?

My other revels

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

I had some Ghanaian chocolate once, it was hard as rock and had a chalky consistency. Can't describe the taste but it didn't taste like chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toblerone.... any version is vile! "

Love this too!

You can just pass me all the sweets/chocolate you don't like.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Bounty for me take it out of the celebrations immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toblerone.... any version is vile!

Love this too!

You can just pass me all the sweets/chocolate you don't like. "

I draw the line at sending you Hula Hoops though, I'm sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toblerone.... any version is vile!

Love this too!

You can just pass me all the sweets/chocolate you don't like.

I draw the line at sending you Hula Hoops though, I'm sorry! "

I have a supply of those, I'm good

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By *N4funCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Anything that has sugar free & Vegan in its description. If it doesn't make you fat and happy isn't a sweet.

O'h and Terry Turkish Delight is just wrong

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

For the people that said bounty, you must have no taste buds

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By *ldbluMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Bounty

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Dark chocolate Maltesers

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's my favouritest chocolate!

One year I got soooo much orange flavoured chocolate for my birthday it was rediculous.

I got given some orange hot chocolate last week cos some one saw it and thought of me!

We should be friends

If we were friends would I have to share my orange flavoured chocolatey goodness with you??

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"Turkish delight, Parma violets and orange revels. All an abomination that should go into Room 101

I'll take em all!!!!"

Same- made a bottle of Parma violet gin and thought everyone would be as excited as me about it. Nope.

White chocolate tastes of nothing is it misnamed. Surely some law exists to ban this?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my favouritest chocolate!

One year I got soooo much orange flavoured chocolate for my birthday it was rediculous.

I got given some orange hot chocolate last week cos some one saw it and thought of me!

We should be friends

If we were friends would I have to share my orange flavoured chocolatey goodness with you?? "

I’ll share mine if you share yours

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's my favouritest chocolate!

One year I got soooo much orange flavoured chocolate for my birthday it was rediculous.

I got given some orange hot chocolate last week cos some one saw it and thought of me!

We should be friends

If we were friends would I have to share my orange flavoured chocolatey goodness with you??

I’ll share mine if you share yours

Oh my. It's a deal

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

"Turkish Delight deserves to feel loved peeps. It is flipping lovely. I have 2 in my fridge at the moment.

NBVN x

I quite agree, it's yummy

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