FabSwingers.com forum: Could you land a plane

By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

After recent quiz on radio 1 I'm curious to how many people ( men and women) think they could land a place

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m sure we e already had this thread, I can’t even parallel park

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d give it ago, if the situation arose. Sort of know the logistics of it. But I think it would be classed as lucky crashing rather than a landing.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could get a plane on land...how many pieces it'll be in I don't know.

Surely you can't be serious?

I'm always serious...and don't call me Shirley

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"I’m sure we e already had this thread, I can’t even parallel park

Sorry must have missed it before. Minds racing when cant sleep. How can you not parallel park ? It's just squeezing in between things

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

"I’m sure we e already had this thread, I can’t even parallel park . Dont worry theres millions more women who cant lol tin hat on and now in bunker .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. But then again I did fly gliders when I was a kid/teen so do have quite a bit of an idea. As long as someone radios me what speed/height I need to be and how the thrust control works we're good to go.

I'd get us down safely.

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By *ociferu69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

u mean in fly simulators ? easy

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

There are several recorded instances of untrained passengers being taught to land a small plane when the pilot collapsed or died.

The more sophisticated the aircraft the more unlikely an untrained person would be able to land safely; taking off would not be a problem, but getting back down is a different matter.

I have taken several flying lessons in Cessna and Piper aircraft, and had once intended to get a PPL:private pilots licence

It's not that difficult; as in most aspects of life, keeping calm and composed and listening attentively to an expert is the means of increasing the likelihood of success.

Decades ago the Hawker Siddeley Trident aircraft had an automatic landing system; theoretically it would be simply a matter of switching in on!

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By *ooboo48Man
over a year ago

penrith

I worked as cabin crew for 2 seasons. Used to regularly go in the flight deck on night flights to pass the time. I remember one captain telling me if you can use the radio you can land the plane. Emergency frequency is 121.500. Somebody will talk you through what to press and what to pull.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I’m sure we e already had this thread, I can’t even parallel park

Sorry must have missed it before. Minds racing when cant sleep. How can you not parallel park ? It's just squeezing in between things"

If there's any "squeezing" involved, you've failed...

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"I’m sure we e already had this thread, I can’t even parallel park

Sorry must have missed it before. Minds racing when cant sleep. How can you not parallel park ? It's just squeezing in between things

If there's any "squeezing" involved, you've failed..."

I wouldn't say it's a fail. As long as no damage

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yep I could do it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes of course I can land a plane

I said as much in the last thread .

But am saying it again .

Who knew on fab there were so many planes in need of pilots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried this in my console a couple of days ago.

I can land 3/4 easily. So you’d better hope your in a flight where I’d crashed my last one I tried to save.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m sure we e already had this thread, I can’t even parallel park

I taught my mum to do that and she passed her test first time at 75. I did something slightly different to the way instructors teach it. Move your car halfway past the length of the parked car. It gives you more time to turn in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there are no follow up questions…

Yes I could absolutely land a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lychee juice down the throat and I can accomplish anything.

Except …(finish the sentence Pete )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....try anything once

sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my job (training)...in speech!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"I’m sure we e already had this thread, I can’t even parallel park

I only managed it once on my test, just have a mental block over it

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I think if I was talked down, like they do in the movies I would give it a go.

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By *bwstarzWoman
over a year ago

south cheshire

I can do it in a computer game and flight stimulator so worse case scenario if someone talked me through it I’d give it a go if there was no trained person available.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

No, I'm on plusnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and a helicopter

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I definitely couldn't. I can't even reach the overhead locker without help, landing the damn thing would be disastrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of piss.

I've played Airline Commander on my phone

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yes, because I can listen to instructions and follow them.

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Yeah, how hard can it be.

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By *..WillowCouple
over a year ago

East Lincs

I flew Concord London to New York on flight simulator a few years ago, took off and landed intact. So yes I would give it a go with radio help

If it was a choice try and land or crash in a fireball it is no choice surely.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

No problem, was ace at flight simulator as a kid

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Still just knobs, switches, and computers, so yes... a lot like Fab really

LvM

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Yes I played Flight Simulator on a zx81 so easy.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"After recent quiz on radio 1 I'm curious to how many people ( men and women) think they could land a place "

Logical engineering brain here. I'd give it a good crack!!

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By *inks_n_GigglesMan
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I don't know for sure, but what I do know is, it's a bad day to give up drinking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna download a plane controller to my phone now and attempt it, can piers Morgan be a passenger, I need a witness

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Given a previous post on how i almost crashed a plane on take off- i'd say its 50/50 at best

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

How many passengers can we lose before its mission failed?

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Yeah defo give it a go with clear instructions

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I actually could and have done many times.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"After recent quiz on radio 1 I'm curious to how many people ( men and women) think they could land a place "
everyone can get a plane back on the ground,,, its getting it back on the ground on its wheels and not its nose thats the tricky bit,,,

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Do we have to walk away from the landing afterwards in order for it to count???

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"After recent quiz on radio 1 I'm curious to how many people ( men and women) think they could land a place everyone can get a plane back on the ground,,, its getting it back on the ground on its wheels and not its nose thats the tricky bit,,,

I assumed we were talking about landing rather than crashing

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

Yes no prob, come round I've just sharpened it this morn

Sorry thought you said lend a plane

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By *hedireCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Quite a few years ago a friend of mine put in a bid to the British Airways dream flight and won for 4 of us to have a session in a zero hours 747 simulator at Cranfield. I did one take off and 2 landings. Admittedly thrust control was on automatic but i managed to follow the ils glide slope to safely land. Twice. Tge problem was on the ground your feet control the left snd right braking so keeping it straight on the runway was tricky.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Yes

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

However, when one looks at the case of the Boeing 737 Max; even trained pilots were unable to cope with those aircraft, because Boeing had inadequately briefed client airlines about the fundamental changes it had made to the alignment of the engines and the external sensors.

Two full planeloads were killed: the planes flew into the ground because the pilots were unable to fight the controls, and had been inadequately briefed about Boeing's new system on the 737 Max.

Crucially, Boeing Inc had too cosy a relationship withe the regulatory FAA authority statutorily tasked with overseeing Max operating system changes.

No pilot could have safely landed the Boeing 737 Max!

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