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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. " Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. " This is the best you can do ?? What a load of shit  | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. " So many photos in toilets
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight?" Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out "I can't post links here I'll get told off! But I SWEAR. Orgasm poo. No need to look on the porn sites there's ARTICLES | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out
I can't post links here I'll get told off! But I SWEAR. Orgasm poo. No need to look on the porn sites there's ARTICLES"^^ I am calling Bull Shit | |||
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"Someone google it and back me up  "no last time I googled 2 girls one cup. It your turn. | |||
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"Someone google it and back me up no last time I googled 2 girls one cup. It your turn."I googled that 10 years ago! | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out
I can't post links here I'll get told off! But I SWEAR. Orgasm poo. No need to look on the porn sites there's ARTICLES"I've seen the videos unfortunately. Not my cup of tea. You know, that's another thing. People actually drink on the toilet. Does anyone here do that? I had a family member facetime me the other day and then I realised they were in the middle of a shit with a cup of coffee. What's wrong with people? I was very uncomfortable with how comfortable he was. And I saw a woman at work bring her coffee into the toilet and drink it, like it was no big deal. | |||
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"Someone google it and back me up no last time I googled 2 girls one cup. It your turn."I can’t remember what I googled last time Blu but it was not nice. And I have that kind of brain that just has to look. I have learnt my lesson | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out
I can't post links here I'll get told off! But I SWEAR. Orgasm poo. No need to look on the porn sites there's ARTICLES
I've seen the videos unfortunately. Not my cup of tea.
You know, that's another thing. People actually drink on the toilet. Does anyone here do that? I had a family member facetime me the other day and then I realised they were in the middle of a shit with a cup of coffee. What's wrong with people? I was very uncomfortable with how comfortable he was. And I saw a woman at work bring her coffee into the toilet and drink it, like it was no big deal. "I take nothing with me. I'm a quick shitter. I've never got the people that seem to take more than 5 minutes unless constipated. You need to go, blast them, clean up, move on. | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out
I can't post links here I'll get told off! But I SWEAR. Orgasm poo. No need to look on the porn sites there's ARTICLES
I've seen the videos unfortunately. Not my cup of tea.
You know, that's another thing. People actually drink on the toilet. Does anyone here do that? I had a family member facetime me the other day and then I realised they were in the middle of a shit with a cup of coffee. What's wrong with people? I was very uncomfortable with how comfortable he was. And I saw a woman at work bring her coffee into the toilet and drink it, like it was no big deal. "That really is gross!! And I like watersports so for me to say that. Yuk! | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. So many photos in toilets
They should get Dyson sponsorship...."So many photos in the accessible toilets too! I'm sure I've sat waiting for the dizzy loo while some dude took pics in the mirror of his bumhole  | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out
I can't post links here I'll get told off! But I SWEAR. Orgasm poo. No need to look on the porn sites there's ARTICLES
I've seen the videos unfortunately. Not my cup of tea.
You know, that's another thing. People actually drink on the toilet. Does anyone here do that? I had a family member facetime me the other day and then I realised they were in the middle of a shit with a cup of coffee. What's wrong with people? I was very uncomfortable with how comfortable he was. And I saw a woman at work bring her coffee into the toilet and drink it, like it was no big deal.
That really is gross!! And I like watersports so for me to say that. Yuk! "I know! I'm glad you are normal like me. I can't believe people be wining and dining in their bathroom. | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. So many photos in toilets
They should get Dyson sponsorship....
So many photos in the accessible toilets too! I'm sure I've sat waiting for the dizzy loo while some dude took pics in the mirror of his bumhole "
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. Know what I learnt today? Some people can orgasm when taking a shit. It's to do with the nerve endings in your ass being pushed against when you go. Google it! Anyway maybe they're people in the midst of that delight? Brucey you’re just making this up now… and no. I’ve fallen for the “google it” thing before. If I’m having a number 2 I’m not thinking about getting my rocks off, I’m thinking about getting my rocks out
I can't post links here I'll get told off! But I SWEAR. Orgasm poo. No need to look on the porn sites there's ARTICLES
I've seen the videos unfortunately. Not my cup of tea.
You know, that's another thing. People actually drink on the toilet. Does anyone here do that? I had a family member facetime me the other day and then I realised they were in the middle of a shit with a cup of coffee. What's wrong with people? I was very uncomfortable with how comfortable he was. And I saw a woman at work bring her coffee into the toilet and drink it, like it was no big deal.
That really is gross!! And I like watersports so for me to say that. Yuk!
I know! I'm glad you are normal like me. I can't believe people be wining and dining in their bathroom."We can be normal together… normal is as normal does. And no more food and drink in the bathroom. Thank you  | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. So many photos in toilets
They should get Dyson sponsorship....
So many photos in the accessible toilets too! I'm sure I've sat waiting for the dizzy loo while some dude took pics in the mirror of his bumhole
I am sorry but that did make me laugh thank you "I know there's definitely wankers use the dizzy loo. There's a certain *odour*, especially if said wanker doesn't flush the tissues  | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. So many photos in toilets
They should get Dyson sponsorship....
So many photos in the accessible toilets too! I'm sure I've sat waiting for the dizzy loo while some dude took pics in the mirror of his bumhole
I am sorry but that did make me laugh thank you
I know there's definitely wankers use the dizzy loo. There's a certain *odour*, especially if said wanker doesn't flush the tissues "Thank you for that image KC. I need bleach now…. For my eyes | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. So many photos in toilets
They should get Dyson sponsorship....
So many photos in the accessible toilets too! I'm sure I've sat waiting for the dizzy loo while some dude took pics in the mirror of his bumhole
I am sorry but that did make me laugh thank you
I know there's definitely wankers use the dizzy loo. There's a certain *odour*, especially if said wanker doesn't flush the tissues
Thank you for that image KC. I need bleach now…. For my eyes "Slather a bit round the rim while you're at it, ta. Not MY rim. THE rim. Please and thank you | |||
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"I'm not talking dick over the toilet selfie, but more so just a selfie sat on the toilet. I see them all the time. And I just think goodness. Surely you're having a shit too? Because why would you have your phone in your hand if you're just having a piss. I mean, I can't believe you're sharing yourself in such a vulnerable position with so many horny people. Another question is do you take your phone to the toilet when you shit? I do, but only if I know it's going to take at least 10 minutes to get my chocolate log out. Anyway, hello. I've drank too much coca cola and my mind is buzzing. And this is the most interesting topic I can come up with. So many photos in toilets
They should get Dyson sponsorship....
So many photos in the accessible toilets too! I'm sure I've sat waiting for the dizzy loo while some dude took pics in the mirror of his bumhole
I am sorry but that did make me laugh thank you
I know there's definitely wankers use the dizzy loo. There's a certain *odour*, especially if said wanker doesn't flush the tissues
Thank you for that image KC. I need bleach now…. For my eyes
Slather a bit round the rim while you're at it, ta. Not MY rim. THE rim. Please and thank you "I’m out | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? " does taco bell count for this thread? | |||
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"I don't sit down to pee so if you ever see me share a photo of me sitting on the toilet then I'm laying a cable " I checked your pictures to see if you passed the test. I didn't see you lay a cable thank god. But you do have lovely eyes.  | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? " Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? does taco bell count for this thread?" Is that what you call it when you're going to squeeze one out? | |||
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"I don't sit down to pee so if you ever see me share a photo of me sitting on the toilet then I'm laying a cable I checked your pictures to see if you passed the test. I didn't see you lay a cable thank god. But you do have lovely eyes. "There's definitely no toilets in my photos, I'm very careful
Thank you very much, that's made my day
You have lovely everything | |||
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"This post has put me right off my Waitrose Yuletide chocolate log Pfft "I am very sorry. If I was you, I would eat it. | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted." It's not Christmas yet, save it | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it" Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version | |||
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"I don't sit down to pee so if you ever see me share a photo of me sitting on the toilet then I'm laying a cable I checked your pictures to see if you passed the test. I didn't see you lay a cable thank god. But you do have lovely eyes.
There's definitely no toilets in my photos, I'm very careful
Thank you very much, that's made my day
You have lovely everything "Ah you're welcome! But truly they are gorgeous.
My chocolate starfish isn't so lovely. But thank you. | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version " I hope it includes ASMR. | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. " ...make that 2 weeks | |||
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"I don't sit down to pee so if you ever see me share a photo of me sitting on the toilet then I'm laying a cable I checked your pictures to see if you passed the test. I didn't see you lay a cable thank god. But you do have lovely eyes.
There's definitely no toilets in my photos, I'm very careful
Thank you very much, that's made my day
You have lovely everything
Ah you're welcome! But truly they are gorgeous.
My chocolate starfish isn't so lovely. But thank you. "I'd let you stare into them 
I haven't see it properly, I've tried making your underwear dissappear in your photos many times but no luck | |||
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"I don't sit down to pee so if you ever see me share a photo of me sitting on the toilet then I'm laying a cable I checked your pictures to see if you passed the test. I didn't see you lay a cable thank god. But you do have lovely eyes.
There's definitely no toilets in my photos, I'm very careful
Thank you very much, that's made my day
You have lovely everything
Ah you're welcome! But truly they are gorgeous.
My chocolate starfish isn't so lovely. But thank you.
I'd let you stare into them
I haven't see it properly, I've tried making your underwear dissappear in your photos many times but no luck "Get a room already you two! Some of us are trying to discuss shit orgasms here! | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks " I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio | |||
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"I don't sit down to pee so if you ever see me share a photo of me sitting on the toilet then I'm laying a cable I checked your pictures to see if you passed the test. I didn't see you lay a cable thank god. But you do have lovely eyes.
There's definitely no toilets in my photos, I'm very careful
Thank you very much, that's made my day
You have lovely everything
Ah you're welcome! But truly they are gorgeous.
My chocolate starfish isn't so lovely. But thank you.
I'd let you stare into them
I haven't see it properly, I've tried making your underwear dissappear in your photos many times but no luck
Get a room already you two! Some of us are trying to discuss shit orgasms here!"Shit orgasms is a whole new thread | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio " I mean I was gonna just put some moonlight sonata behind it as the audio but... | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio " I'm looking forward to Christmas now. | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio I mean I was gonna just put some moonlight sonata behind it as the audio but..." That completely ruins the moment | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio I'm looking forward to Christmas now." Making Christmas wishes come true | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio I mean I was gonna just put some moonlight sonata behind it as the audio but... That completely ruins the moment "It's a masterpiece! | |||
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"I'm not much of a fan, but I think that's mainly just jealously. I don't want to shave my legs, put on lingerie and suck it all in to take pics. I'd love to just sit on the loo and take a quick snap in the hope that made everyone cream themselves!" I think the problem for the men is said hope is false hope... | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio I mean I was gonna just put some moonlight sonata behind it as the audio but... That completely ruins the moment
It's a masterpiece!"Lemon needs to hear sploshing or she's not going to be able to get off properly | |||
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"I leave this thread for 5 minutes... To take a toilet selfie? Filmed it. I knew what lemon really wanted. It's not Christmas yet, save it Oh it'll take a week or so to edit anyway. She only deserves the final version I hope it includes ASMR. ...make that 2 weeks I've got a big one due tomorrow, I'll send you the audio I mean I was gonna just put some moonlight sonata behind it as the audio but... That completely ruins the moment
It's a masterpiece!
Lemon needs to hear sploshing or she's not going to be able to get off properly "Oh of course its just on in the background for ambience. | |||
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"This post has put me right off my Waitrose Yuletide chocolate log Pfft "Is that it kind of biscuit? | |||
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"The technical name for a selfie while shitting is a crap snap." I feel this gag was unfairly overlooked. I smirked, even if I didn’t actually laugh. | |||
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"The technical name for a selfie while shitting is a crap snap. I feel this gag was unfairly overlooked. I smirked, even if I didn’t actually laugh." Did you “fnar”? | |||
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"The technical name for a selfie while shitting is a crap snap. I feel this gag was unfairly overlooked. I smirked, even if I didn’t actually laugh." We reserve the right to unfairly overlook Leo  | |||
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"Did you “fnar”? "Nearly. | |||
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"This post has put me right off my Waitrose Yuletide chocolate log Pfft
Is that it kind of biscuit? "Haha goodness though. I might see if I can dunk it though  | |||
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As to the disabled loo well they have a full length mirror usually so it’s good to use if you like doing pictures quickly
I walk in on so many people filming or taking pics in bathrooms for their fans sites it’s quite amusing I find now. Much like changing rooms I find .
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Im not into toilet selfie but I do like photographing hot women sat on the loo in sexy underwear , high heels, knickers around the ankles , hair and make up done and smoking a cigarette. I’ve got some incredibly sexy shots
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"Wi-Fi wee or a data-dump , my phone generally accompanies me to the loo
Im not into toilet selfie but I do like photographing hot women sat on the loo in sexy underwear , high heels, knickers around the ankles , hair and make up done and smoking a cigarette. I’ve got some incredibly sexy shits
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"Wi-Fi wee or a data-dump , my phone generally accompanies me to the loo
Im not into toilet selfie but I do like photographing hot women sat on the loo in sexy underwear , high heels, knickers around the ankles , hair and make up done and smoking a cigarette. I’ve got some incredibly sexy shits
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