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Dragons Den of Dodginess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a millionaire.

You are a budding sexy entrepreneur.

What's your pitch for a new sex toy and why should I invest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's none left to invent. The dirtiest thing you can think of, someone's made it out of plastic and banged it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In."

And for that reason, I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's none left to invent. The dirtiest thing you can think of, someone's made it out of plastic and banged it.

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It can be a spin on a classic. I'm down for brand related dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called "The Real Deal Dick"

Its batteries last 10 seconds, then goes soft and starts snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand aside everyone.

It’s like a chair, with a (high grade silicone) arm that comes over and you can position the hand and fingers so it’s suitable for any gender of person. You can also set speed it moves. It might give you a nice little tug, or a glorious fingering.

And there’s also an extra setting where it makes you a bacon sandwich when you’re finished. Or a vegan alternative (Ughhh ).

I’ll now take questions. Thank you.

(I’ll be wearing the outfit on my photos with the jacket )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand aside everyone.

It’s like a chair, with a (high grade silicone) arm that comes over and you can position the hand and fingers so it’s suitable for any gender of person. You can also set speed it moves. It might give you a nice little tug, or a glorious fingering.

And there’s also an extra setting where it makes you a bacon sandwich when you’re finished. Or a vegan alternative (Ughhh ).

I’ll now take questions. Thank you.

(I’ll be wearing the outfit on my photos with the jacket )"

Well you've thought this through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand aside everyone.

It’s like a chair, with a (high grade silicone) arm that comes over and you can position the hand and fingers so it’s suitable for any gender of person. You can also set speed it moves. It might give you a nice little tug, or a glorious fingering.

And there’s also an extra setting where it makes you a bacon sandwich when you’re finished. Or a vegan alternative (Ughhh ).

I’ll now take questions. Thank you.

(I’ll be wearing the outfit on my photos with the jacket )"

You had me until "vegan alternative for bacon sandwich"

And on that note...I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stand aside everyone.

It’s like a chair, with a (high grade silicone) arm that comes over and you can position the hand and fingers so it’s suitable for any gender of person. You can also set speed it moves. It might give you a nice little tug, or a glorious fingering.

And there’s also an extra setting where it makes you a bacon sandwich when you’re finished. Or a vegan alternative (Ughhh ).

I’ll now take questions. Thank you.

(I’ll be wearing the outfit on my photos with the jacket )"

Interesting, some kind of advanced prosthetic. I’m assuming the hand pops off for easy cleaning?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Stand aside everyone.

It’s like a chair, with a (high grade silicone) arm that comes over and you can position the hand and fingers so it’s suitable for any gender of person. You can also set speed it moves. It might give you a nice little tug, or a glorious fingering.

And there’s also an extra setting where it makes you a bacon sandwich when you’re finished. Or a vegan alternative (Ughhh ).

I’ll now take questions. Thank you.

(I’ll be wearing the outfit on my photos with the jacket )"

Impressed, worried, amazed and intrigued all in one go! I u!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll now take questions. Thank you."

Redford has certainly got the Dragons' juices flowing with her wank chair that serves bacon, but Touker Suleyman wants to drill her a bit more about her fingering technique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting, some kind of advanced prosthetic. I’m assuming the hand pops off for easy cleaning?"

Absolutely. Slash hiding it from your friends and relatives.

The chair would have interchangeable coverings too, a waterproof one, obvs, but also classy velvety veloury types also. In colour ways to suit your home decor.

Are we saying other people DO NOT plan sex toys they’d present on Dragons Den..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely. Slash hiding it from your friends and relatives.

The chair would have interchangeable coverings too, a waterproof one, obvs, but also classy velvety veloury types also. In colour ways to suit your home decor.

Are we saying other people DO NOT plan sex toys they’d present on Dragons Den..?"

A line for celebrity hands? Perhaps a lightweight version that can be attached to any office chair?

This literally hit me as an idea as I've never really gelled with any sex toys so i was thinking, what would I want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free. "

Could I ask (I’m doing my best Debra Meaden face) - have you considered accessories? Arse/vagina covers that look like bread rolls, perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free. "

So are these disposable dildos? Biodegradable or some such? Or purely for being subtle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free.

Could I ask (I’m doing my best Debra Meaden face) - have you considered accessories? Arse/vagina covers that look like bread rolls, perhaps?"

Good evening Debby Debby Doo Dah.

Yes, I'm looking to expand in the future. And yes, bread rolls will be involved.

If you invest in me right now I will give you the XL Jumbo for only 99p on special offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free.

So are these disposable dildos? Biodegradable or some such? Or purely for being subtle? "

They are ready to eat because your vag warms them to the perfect temperature. You can also use them twice if you're not feeling hungry on first use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free.

So are these disposable dildos? Biodegradable or some such? Or purely for being subtle?

They are ready to eat because your vag warms them to the perfect temperature. You can also use them twice if you're not feeling hungry on first use."

^Wankfurter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free.

So are these disposable dildos? Biodegradable or some such? Or purely for being subtle?

They are ready to eat because your vag warms them to the perfect temperature. You can also use them twice if you're not feeling hungry on first use.

^Wankfurter"

Thank you for believing in my brand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free.

So are these disposable dildos? Biodegradable or some such? Or purely for being subtle?

They are ready to eat because your vag warms them to the perfect temperature. You can also use them twice if you're not feeling hungry on first use.

^Wankfurter

Thank you for believing in my brand."

I think there's definitely an opening for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called "The Real Deal Dick"

Its batteries last 10 seconds, then goes soft and starts snoring "

So lifelike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impressed, worried, amazed and intrigued all in one go! I u!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's called "The Real Deal Dick"

Its batteries last 10 seconds, then goes soft and starts snoring

So lifelike "

I modelled it on myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free. "

Do you do a vegan range? I'm not vegan, I just want to be sure it doesn't come with any cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A dildo in a tin disguised as hotdogs ready to pick up from your local supermarket without any hassle or embarrassment and I will even throw in a value range where you buy one, you get one free. That's right, you buy one, you get one free. Right now, for every single hotdog dildo you buy, I'll give you another one, absolutely free.

Do you do a vegan range? I'm not vegan, I just want to be sure it doesn't come with any cheese."

Cheese lube is available.

It is not vegan I am working on making it happen with my business partner and best friend who directed the creation of the Greggs vegan sausage roll.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside."

What a prince of an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside.

What a prince of an idea"

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