FabSwingers.com forum: Had much luck on here?

By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Sorry it was a long day mate, FAF?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Sorry it was a long day mate, FAF?

I’m not that lucky either!!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Because they do not have the conversational skills to engage with you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. I get asked it a lot.

Normally by "straight" guys.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I always just say yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

Judging by your luck, Tom probably couldn't get past your filters

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find the more effort you put in, the less luck you need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to message at a specific time for luck to be in your favour. When I figure it about don’t expect me to return

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

We had that, along with “do you go to simply gym”

New lows of conversation starter right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

Well if you've got all the luck mind getting me a lotto ticket as well?

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I always just say yes."

I did reply to one and said “excuse me I work hard for my sex!”

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

But does the site treat you well ? Is what I’d like to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

Knowing your luck, you're more likely to have Laurel and Hardy in your inbox!!!

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!

But does the site treat you well ? Is what I’d like to know

I know wtf is this all about!

“No I logged in earlier and it called me a whore and told me to get out!”

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

You might get Essex Tom (with a) Hard-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

None

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I massively dislike that question. Usually results in a delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Are you still looking ?”

“How are you”

“Hi babe…”

“Can I ask you a question?”

And let’s be fair - profiles with zero profile bio and then expect someone to have something interesting to say, is a bit rich to then moan.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

...yes, yes sometimes you do though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's probably like when you get in a taxi and think to yourself 'don't say it, don't say it' then you do anyway - 'Been busy today? Much longer to go?'

It's just like a default, generic question to ask when they can't think of anything else. I don't answer it either though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's probably like when you get in a taxi and think to yourself 'don't say it, don't say it' then you do anyway - 'Been busy today? Much longer to go?'

It's just like a default, generic question to ask when they can't think of anything else. I don't answer it either though

You'd be more shocked if he said "fancy a fuck"

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I think it's probably like when you get in a taxi and think to yourself 'don't say it, don't say it' then you do anyway - 'Been busy today? Much longer to go?'

It's just like a default, generic question to ask when they can't think of anything else. I don't answer it either though

That and “ are you all ready for Christmas” , I said it at the bank this afternoon , as it came out of my mouth I was instantly mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's probably like when you get in a taxi and think to yourself 'don't say it, don't say it' then you do anyway - 'Been busy today? Much longer to go?'

It's just like a default, generic question to ask when they can't think of anything else. I don't answer it either though

That and “ are you all ready for Christmas” , I said it at the bank this afternoon , as it came out of my mouth I was instantly mortified

At least we soon have the failsafe of 'Happy New Year! Did you have a nice one?' until about February.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If by some miracle I get laid this weekend, I’ll give up biscuits until the new year.

Actually, maybe I need to think this through again

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to get it alot when my profile was open. They only had to look at my verifications to see how much "luck" I was having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get this as well and it's annoying as fuck.

No, I've not had much luck on because even if someone finds me attractive enough, my timid nature when it comes to sex prevents me from taking the plunge asking if they want to meet leading to a never ending back and forth of messages until they lose interest. There, are you happy now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's probably like when you get in a taxi and think to yourself 'don't say it, don't say it' then you do anyway - 'Been busy today? Much longer to go?'

It's just like a default, generic question to ask when they can't think of anything else. I don't answer it either though

Too anybody working in a shop 'what time are you on till' neither of us care but I always ask

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Plenty of luck on here, not so much with the lottery. Wish it was the opposite way round

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

No luck what so ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get this as well and it's annoying as fuck.

Whaaaat? Those thighs have no business being shy

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Gahh… all the time

It’s on a par with ‘so what are you looking for on here, then?’ as if they’d read my bio it says what I’m looking for, clear as day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gahh… all the time

It’s on a par with ‘so what are you looking for on here, then?’ as if they’d read my bio it says what I’m looking for, clear as day

Same here it drives me up the wall grrrr

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Well?? Have you had any luck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be more shocked if he said "fancy a fuck"

Sadly that’s one of the more frequent messages

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Seems to be a standard line for many if they struggle to hold a conversation

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Yes I love this question I just tell them to read my veris.

The one question I get asked a lot is ‘what are you looking for on here?” Ffs

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Seems to be a standard line for many if they struggle to hold a conversation"

I don’t like like when people say good luck to me either, nothing remotely important to me would ever be left to luck & I’m not the slightest bit superstitious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get this as well and it's annoying as fuck.

Whaaaat? Those thighs have no business being shy

! "

Very kind of you to say, but not sure showing them off would work as a real life seduction tactic

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

This makes me lose my shit. If I CBA I reply and say "it's pants, I haven't had a single meet in 2 years". A surprising number come back back with "oh really?". Instant delete/block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No luck so far, wtf am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages. "

To be fair, if meeting someone at the pub for the first time a "how's it going?" is a standard conversation starter. It's only because you get it a million times in here it becomes mundane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get asked this but I presume that's because they look at me and think, fuck well I knew the queue to seen the dead queen was long but the queue for that guy? I haven't brought enough snacks to see me through getting to the front.

And they're absolutely right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages.

To be fair, if meeting someone at the pub for the first time a "how's it going?" is a standard conversation starter. It's only because you get it a million times in here it becomes mundane"

Exactly. I bet everyone who slags off these bland but innocuous phrases uses them all the time in real life.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

who needs luck with big boobs? My inbox floweth over... and so would something else be if I said yes to all the requests

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

You're on my friends list, doesn't get any luckier than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages.

To be fair, if meeting someone at the pub for the first time a "how's it going?" is a standard conversation starter. It's only because you get it a million times in here it becomes mundane

Exactly. I bet everyone who slags off these bland but innocuous phrases uses them all the time in real life."

Exactly, no one is going up to you in a pub going "I read your Facebook page, and loved that picture of your breakfast. Was that a Cumberland sausage you had there?". They'd call the police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages.

To be fair, if meeting someone at the pub for the first time a "how's it going?" is a standard conversation starter. It's only because you get it a million times in here it becomes mundane

Exactly.

I bet everyone who slags off these bland but innocuous phrases uses them all the time in real life."

*Gets in taxi

Bin busy? What time you on til?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!"

Made me chuckle thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No luck here but live in hope all can do i say plus be great meet and enjoy fun with someone who wants same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!

You're on my friends list, doesn't get any luckier than that

Aww friend

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages.

To be fair, if meeting someone at the pub for the first time a "how's it going?" is a standard conversation starter. It's only because you get it a million times in here it becomes mundane

Exactly. I bet everyone who slags off these bland but innocuous phrases uses them all the time in real life.

Exactly, no one is going up to you in a pub going "I read your Facebook page, and loved that picture of your breakfast. Was that a Cumberland sausage you had there?". They'd call the police."

But just to clarify…. Was it actually Cumberland sausage? Because that would be just weird

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!

You're on my friends list, doesn't get any luckier than that

Aww friend

^^ I think you mean fwend

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why do people ask this? I get it all the time. Do I need luck for a fuck these days?

If I get laid by some miracle this weekend I’ll put £1 on the lotto!

If I’m double lucky and have a threesum, I’ll quit my job Monday as well!

It’s been a long day. I was hoping Tom Hardy in my inbox. That would be lucky!

You're on my friends list, doesn't get any luckier than that

Aww friend

^^ I think you mean fwend

Aww fwends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages.

To be fair, if meeting someone at the pub for the first time a "how's it going?" is a standard conversation starter. It's only because you get it a million times in here it becomes mundane

Exactly. I bet everyone who slags off these bland but innocuous phrases uses them all the time in real life.

Exactly, no one is going up to you in a pub going "I read your Facebook page, and loved that picture of your breakfast. Was that a Cumberland sausage you had there?". They'd call the police.

But just to clarify…. Was it actually Cumberland sausage? Because that would be just weird

I mean, other types of sausage are available

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This site is full of people who lack creativity / imagination and basically ask the same mundane cliche questions and send the same mundane cliche filled messages.

To be fair, if meeting someone at the pub for the first time a "how's it going?" is a standard conversation starter. It's only because you get it a million times in here it becomes mundane

Exactly. I bet everyone who slags off these bland but innocuous phrases uses them all the time in real life.

Exactly, no one is going up to you in a pub going "I read your Facebook page, and loved that picture of your breakfast. Was that a Cumberland sausage you had there?". They'd call the police.

But just to clarify…. Was it actually Cumberland sausage? Because that would be just weird

I mean, other types of sausage are available

Oh. I like sausages

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

Me too. And Hans Gruber. Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

Me too. And Hans Gruber. Yummy

Our Hans Gruber?!?! Greedy girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve yet to come across Jamie dornan on here within a 10 mile radius, who’s free to meet whenever I like. So the answer is always no, I’m not having much luck.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

Me too. And Hans Gruber. Yummy

Our Hans Gruber?!?! Greedy girl!

I will share… but only Hans. He is man enough for us all

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By *allyWally19Woman
over a year ago

The Road to Nowhere

It absolutely gives me the ick!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

I may have sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

Me too. And Hans Gruber. Yummy

Our Hans Gruber?!?! Greedy girl!

I will share… but only Hans. He is man enough for us all

He said his limit was 3

Any men fancy helping Dangermouse to handle us during the big 23rd December watch party on a little telegram group? No filth. Just white vests and some belts perhaps.

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By *issYeuxBleus OP Woman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

Me too. And Hans Gruber. Yummy

Our Hans Gruber?!?! Greedy girl!

I will share… but only Hans. He is man enough for us all

He said his limit was 3

Any men fancy helping Dangermouse to handle us during the big 23rd December watch party on a little telegram group? No filth. Just white vests and some belts perhaps. "

Ooooh yes more luck in the Die Hard party!!!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve been lucky to have a really really sexy fab friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take all the fwends and sausage I can get. Feeling lucky

Me too. And Hans Gruber. Yummy

Our Hans Gruber?!?! Greedy girl!

I will share… but only Hans. He is man enough for us all

He said his limit was 3

Any men fancy helping Dangermouse to handle us during the big 23rd December watch party on a little telegram group? No filth. Just white vests and some belts perhaps.

Ooooh yes more luck in the Die Hard party!!!!

Why can’t we watch now. Carers putting people to bed in 10

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve been lucky to have a really really sexy fab friend

Can I be considered please?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve been lucky to have a really really sexy fab friend

Can I be considered please?

Most definitely. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been lucky to have a really really sexy fab friend

I've had mo luck. You're lucky. I'd love to meet a fab friend fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been lucky to have a really really sexy fab friend

I've had mo luck. You're lucky. I'd love to meet a fab friend fwb "

Don't worry I'm sure you'll get mo luck soon

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

In the beginning 9 years ago yes

Found 4 subs here Maya still with me and many friends that are friends to present day .but since start of covid like most not much .

But from time to time make a new friend here and have fun on forums .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the beginning 9 years ago yes

Found 4 subs here Maya still with me and many friends that are friends to present day .but since start of covid like most not much .

But from time to time make a new friend here and have fun on forums ."

Ah the good ol days!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Read our F-ing veris. Is what I want to say. But as I'm polight I don't.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Read our F-ing veris. Is what I want to say. But as I'm polight I don't."

That made me smile it baffles me that people don't . its one of the things I read when reading profiles

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By *iker and Mare!Couple
over a year ago

Torbay

Because they're are male, and at odds of 100/1 they have to be lucky to get any interest at all.

Perhaps alittle understanding wouldn't go amiss.

Just an idea.

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