FabSwingers.com forum: Do guys

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never guess what Derek from accounts did at the Christmas party......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love chatting, and the more random the conversation the better. go for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll never guess what Derek from accounts did at the Christmas party......"

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll never guess what Derek from accounts did at the Christmas party......

It wasn't me"

Alright, Shaggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah like a chat messages or chat on phone just random beats sitting watching crap tv

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!"

Erm … have you SEEN these forums? Nothing but talking mince, as far as the eye can see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Erm … have you SEEN these forums? Nothing but talking mince, as far as the eye can see."

I'm more of a gammon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pork scratching type here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes some of us do have lovely chats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would be happy to just chat and get to know someone. I am not sex crazed 24 7 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Erm … have you SEEN these forums? Nothing but talking mince, as far as the eye can see."

That's not talking! That's just messaging.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Some do, some don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some do, some don't. "

Well that's cleared that up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

Yeah, I'm happy to just chat.

I'm much more likely to let you stick things up my butt if we're actually friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

Yes that why I love going to socials or just relaxing at a club, it's great just chatting to people. Also love a good natter on the phone but tend to find most people don't do that these days

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That's not talking! That's just messaging. "

Really? Maybe we should talk about that. Ping me your number, yeah?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

Yes. Love that kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some do, some don't.

Well that's cleared that up. "

Can always rely on a chap for a decisive comment, no beating around the bush there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially after wine

Hang on, just off to get the wine

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By *wislandMan
over a year ago

Newquay

I've had more social/coffee meets than sex meets & I have regular couple & a young lady where we are now good mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah course we do elf! I'm a voice note hero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on Fab. I have friends for chatting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip I live nothing more than just general chit chat

But I find it best served in real life over a lovely take away or cup off tea or coffee

Or a nice meal out somewhere or a lovely walk along a beach or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I find it best served in real life over a lovely take away or cup off tea or coffee

I prefer the general drivel online

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By *hatChattyGuyMan
over a year ago

folkestone

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

I'd quite like that tbh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not talking! That's just messaging.

Really? Maybe we should talk about that. Ping me your number, yeah? "

On it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Especially after wine

Hang on, just off to get the wine "
I have wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop trying to be more than just a pair of tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah course we do elf! I'm a voice note hero!"

Voice note me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really? Maybe we should talk about that. Ping me your number, yeah?

On it "

Of course the number is 116 123

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Sounds like it would be rather awkward unless you'd had some decent message chat prior

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not on Fab. I have friends for chatting.

I have no friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop trying to be more than just a pair of tits"

Hairy tits I'll have you know.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes I do, I can talk about anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it would be rather awkward unless you'd had some decent message chat prior "

If you get on, you get on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I do, I can talk about anything "

Well hey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially after wine

Hang on, just off to get the wine I have wine."

looking at my keyboard through a glass of red now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a chat.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Sounds like it would be rather awkward unless you'd had some decent message chat prior

If you get on, you get on. "

And if you don't, the guy will probably still get off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if you don't, the guy will probably still get off

we are so shallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it would be rather awkward unless you'd had some decent message chat prior

If you get on, you get on.

And if you don't, the guy will probably still get off

Not with the state of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if you don't, the guy will probably still get off

Not with the state of me

I don't know, we are very, very shallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

As many other fabbers will confirm, I'm very chatty generally

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Always up for a natter op. Lots of us like fab as a social club. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Some do, I've met a couple of guys who I could chat to about anything and everything. There was one who I had to sack off because he had zero conversational skills.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Yes, I love talking. I have had the most gorgeous,meandering conversations with Fabbers. And even Meli and Bellaseas like my voice, so I must be doing something right.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I love to chat

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Yes OP

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

As long as the conversation is all about me!

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

Yes we do. Not all guys want to sex talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. I find there's less pressure chatting if you know it's not going to lead to anything so I find it easier to just be myself. It's why I love group socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do sex chat if that helps

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

Yes, I do. I have two platonic lady friends I chat with daily.

I don't need wine to chat shit either

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I get guys chatting to me about random things. But yes most just want to fuck and think talking about random things will make me attracted to them. Sorry guys, sometimes i like to talk and that's it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

Yes but only if I’m guaranteed a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get guys chatting to me about random things. But yes most just want to fuck and think talking about random things will make me attracted to them. Sorry guys, sometimes i like to talk and that's it"

So, d'ya like... Stuff

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I enjoy a good old natter over a bottle of wine, or two. Can't beat good belly laughs at the silliest of things.

Being a bloke who talks a lot on t'wireless means I can spout drivel and not get answered back haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes definitely. That’s actually most of my chat, except when a guy name from Surrey asked me to smash his anus with my left foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes definitely. That’s actually most of my chat, except when a guy name from Surrey asked me to smash his anus with my left foot. "

No need to apologise x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes definitely. That’s actually most of my chat, except when a guy name from Surrey asked me to smash his anus with my left foot. "

What did you do with your right foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you're not gonna fuck me?! Oh for fucks sake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes definitely. That’s actually most of my chat, except when a guy name from Surrey asked me to smash his anus with my left foot.

What did you do with your right foot? "

In his wife’s Pusey! Like Jcvd’s split

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes definitely. That’s actually most of my chat, except when a guy name from Surrey asked me to smash his anus with my left foot.

What did you do with your right foot? "

Injury from smashing another anus with it probably

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sometimes yeah or just bounce voice notes it’s much easier than long messaging. Real taking is better in person I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like to just talk?

No, not that filth crap thankyou very much.

You know, just random chat. But actual chat, not messages!

Nothing serious, no expectations, no watching me shove a dildo up my genitals (unless you know, you're all hot and stuff) No boobs on show, no lingerie, no make up, no sex appeal whatsoever!!

I may not excel at the sex stuff, but I'm awesome at talking rubbish.

Especially after wine

I love a chat but not many people on here want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a pointless chat with no purpose or direction. One of life’s great pleasures is to just wile the time away over a drink or a walk. Plus it suits my zero flirt ability game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reads like a job interview. Triple my salary and give me unlimited holidays and I’m yours

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Although my profile would probably suggest otherwise. I do like some normality

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes in the right frame of mind I can talk the hind legs off a donkey

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

There are a couple of guys I know where it will never go further than a social but we occasionally meet up for a good natter over a coffee or a drink, occasionally have a WhatsApp call.

There aren't many who don't view it as an invitation to start with wank chat but I'm fortunate to have found some.

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