FabSwingers.com forum: If fab was a pub ?

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTable OP Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.

I put it to you wonderful and weird people.

If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would like to think i would definitely pop in for a mingle but given some of the messages we receive on here i may pop my head in and run

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd turn up every 6 months or so, dance on the bar, snog everyone then probably throw up in the loos.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"would like to think i would definitely pop in for a mingle but given some of the messages we receive on here i may pop my head in and run

I think I would pop in

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.

I put it to you wonderful and weird people.

If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?

The mr "

Probably put my xray vision specs on and take a seat in the snug and people watch for a bit.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would be the beer wench behind the bar! And quiz master on a Thursday…. Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id pop in and chat

im the annoying guy who talks at bus stops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a pub in Royston Vasey, a local pub for local people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a round in, and then hog the jukebox and pool table!

Oooh, is there a dart board too??

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It would be a pub in Royston Vasey, a local pub for local people "

pint of the usual guvnor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in mingal

Get some free drinks

Then off to the emm bathroom to emmm you know

Them emmm mingal again

Probably buy a couple off woman some drinks

And see they want to emmm go back to the hotel for some cuddles

Failing that go talk to a couple and see they up for a wicked evening at the hotel

If that fails

Get some more free drinks

And then pick 3-4 random guys to take me back to the hotel

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’d be the guy who’d Chuck some tunes on the jukebox,chat and mingle,dance like a moron and seductively grind the pool cue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go in and sit in a corner to people watch because I’m nosey

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I started a thread last year about the fab pub and the stereotypical characters who may or may not frequent it.

Ironically those propping up the bar called time and it was removed.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd be on the door with a huge pair of bouncers

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

It would definitely be a flat roof pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in and mingle

With all fellows and lady’s

Fiddles behind the bar

Mr sprout doing Xmas lunches

FB out on car parking duty’s with just Pete

Don’t expect you’re cars to be clean when you get back to it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Get in and mingle

With all fellows and lady’s

Fiddles behind the bar

Mr sprout doing Xmas lunches

FB out on car parking duty’s with just Pete

Don’t expect you’re cars to be clean when you get back to it

Oh me and Fiddles behind the bar? There might not be many drinks poured that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in and mingle

With all fellows and lady’s

Fiddles behind the bar

Mr sprout doing Xmas lunches

FB out on car parking duty’s with just Pete

Don’t expect you’re cars to be clean when you get back to it

Oh me and Fiddles behind the bar? There might not be many drinks poured that night

Generally a free for all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ther served food we would never leave

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me

You can drink free all night Brucey… I’ll make sure of it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll pop some loose change in the jukebox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me

you’d get a stiff one from me

mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me

you’d get a stiff one from me

mrs x"

I'm not sure I want anything stiff from you Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me

you’d get a stiff one from me

mrs x

I'm not sure I want anything stiff from you Mrs

you’d have to get me a stiff one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be at the bar taking all the free drinks the women would obviously be buying for me

If I buy you one can we be friends again

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Waitress to clear and clean tables of questionable substances wearing the obligatory short shorts and teeny tiny clingy top. Beard is a damn good barman and wouldn’t let too many folk get too d*unk and definitely I’d keep all the car keys to play pick a partner when everyone is pleasantly merry. Of course we’d keep the best ones for ourselves

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ll pop some loose change in the jukebox."

Do you take requests?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Think I would moonwalk in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Do you take requests?

I take requests for *everything* not just the music. This is the Fab pub, after all.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Do you take requests?

I take requests for *everything* not just the music. This is the Fab pub, after all."

That disappoints me… as I love music!

But I will think of some others

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

"id pop in and chat

im the annoying guy who talks at bus stops.

Do they ever talk back to you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd probably pop in.

Say oh I'm not drinking. Have a drink.

Then two or three. Give out d*unk sex advice and flirt with the old men propping up the bar. Snog a few women. Then say I'm never coming back.

Appear the next day. Ad infinitum.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I would call the lub the Folorn hope

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I'd probably pop in.

Say oh I'm not drinking. Have a drink.

Then two or three. Give out d*unk sex advice and flirt with the old men propping up the bar. Snog a few women. Then say I'm never coming back.

Appear the next day. Ad infinitum."

She talks about bumholes when she’s d*unk ^^

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

There's no harm in having a mingle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pop in for a mingle but only if someone is by themselves. Wouldn't do it with the established groups

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Pretty sure the floor would be sticky.

I’d go in. Talk over-confidently and have one too many drinks, not realise if someone fancied me. Go home and have furious sex with Mr and plan the next visit.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m mingling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd delete account, I'm teetotal

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"If ther served food we would never leave"

I am very happy to be chef, but on the understanding we do good proper pub grub, served on normal plates.

None of this gastro pub shite served on boards, or slates, or bin lids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do more than just mingle, would have one hell of a party (getting down and very sticky).

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Id go in sit at the bar order a pint of Guinness and chat

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'd be there, doing the crossword in a corner by the fire, nursing a pint of Winter Warmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would chat to everyone and get ignored

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I would chat to everyone and get ignored

If you can help me with 15 down, your chat is welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.

I put it to you wonderful and weird people.

If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?

The mr "

No one would turn up, lots of false promises and accepted invitations, but again no one turns up, lots of people advertising making arrangements, but again no one turns up. Finally the excuses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Fab was a pub I'd probably be sitting on my own in the corner nursing a pint, watching the TV and wondering why nobody wants to talk to me

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mingle, spending short bursts of time with lots of people before settling down in the chatting corner if I'm tired or on the dance floor if I'm full of energy

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Beard here I've multiple years experience of bar management and about 25 years experience being a bar man so I could run the place for you or be the best damn barman you ever saw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be sat in a dark corner with some hot guy judging everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the barman aren’t I? Watching everyone get d*unk.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Mingle might not be quite the right term for perching in a corner and letting my resting "You can fuck off now" face do it's work haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would walk in and have a panic attack and then walk out and hopefully a handsome man would come to my rescue and fuck my brains out behind the local Aldi

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Depending on my mood, I'd have major resting bitch face and get on my soap box about something. Alternatively and more likely - would be laughing to see a pudding roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would walk in and have a panic attack and then walk out and hopefully a handsome man would come to my rescue and fuck my brains out behind the local Aldi"

By the trolleys only. Afterwards I would treat you to a KFC and a milkshake.

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By *D - CharlieMan
over a year ago

wirral

Probably go in Friday night and leave Sunday morning ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

Little nipple suck in the corner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

Little nipple suck in the corner?"

In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

Little nipple suck in the corner?

In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.

Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

Little nipple suck in the corner?

In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.

Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it! "

Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is?

literally

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd definitely go to that pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

Little nipple suck in the corner?

In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.

Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it!

Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is?

literally

1000 percent if we were in that fab pub I would see if you could keep hold of your wine glass while I did the above. I like a game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half time on match days would be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After seeing a comedy sketch, asking the same question about a social media platform.

I put it to you wonderful and weird people.

If fab was a pub. Would you go in a mingle ? Or would you stick you head in the door and think, full of weirdos in here, we’ll go to the next one ?

The mr "

It's depends on how d*unk I was at the time. If i was well on and there was some naughtiness going on, I would order and a drink and be like... WOOHOO!!! Fuck them cocks!!!

And wake the next day feeling ashamed of my actions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

Little nipple suck in the corner?

In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.

Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it!

Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is?

literally

1000 percent if we were in that fab pub I would see if you could keep hold of your wine glass while I did the above. I like a game

Gosh you have so little faith in my balance skills and toughness of those bad girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First on the dance floor and definitely mingling in between ! Both

Little nipple suck in the corner?

In. They are trying to escape my bra anyway. Pointing to bloody North Pole.

Ah go on then seeing as you look like you enjoy it!

Are you going to put your actions to where your mouth is?

literally

1000 percent if we were in that fab pub I would see if you could keep hold of your wine glass while I did the above. I like a game

Gosh you have so little faith in my balance skills and toughness of those bad girls

Those bad girls ain't met me yet

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