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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the world may or may not be ending tomorrow - this could be your last chance to get something off your chest!

Is there anything you want to 'fess up' to? Broke your little brothers wife when you were a kid? Smashed Granny's favourite china dog as a teen? Bumped uglies with your childhood best mates GF whilst he was laid up with chicken pox and missed the school disco?

Or is there something you regret not telling someone or trying out before you pop your clogs? Always wanted to admit that you faked all those orgasms? (Men eh!) Time to confess to the Mrs that you've been wearing her smalls daily for over a year?

Roll up, roll up! Form an orderly queue - there's time for everyone! And ladies - when I said 'get it off your chest' - topless confessions are optional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh... the shame of it

I once bought a pair of stone washed jeans with an elasticated waistband……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh... the shame of it

I once bought a pair of stone washed jeans with an elasticated waistband…… "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fake it most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i fake it most of the time "

I faked it for 3 and a half years with my ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an obsession with shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i fake it most of the time "

I never fake it,,,,, but sometime I have to really curl my toes …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the ultimate faker - I fake the fact that I care not a jot that I've not had any meets recently!! *sob sob, delicately dabs tear away, and smiles sweetly! *

Oh, and me an my bruv smashed the glass top on mums table when we were fighting over a toy many moons ago (he threw it first though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once party to accidentally smashing a crystal display in a store at the Bullring in Birmingham. I ran off (literally) in fear and shame, and also because I was 16 and too poor to pay for the damage.

I've never been back in case they recognise me.

I have many many others, but I wouldn't want to shock you all

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I have nothing to confess,im such a good girl always do as im told n NEVER tell fibs

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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

I once cheated on a GF by having a ffm with 2 American girls at Butlins when I was a Redcoat. Now, my missus is likely to be the one organising my ffm's (as long as I reciprocate by getting her a mmf!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the chance to see a lady who posts quite often on the forums at Chams a few times this year, when we attended. Never played and not sure she would even want to.

But just as nice as she looks on her profile.

Stunning!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet "

Lol. Brilliant. Roach out the bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet "

Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet

Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way "

Can I join you both as I am sure I'm heading in the same direction....! Maybe have some fun on the way down : -D

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I have an obsession with shopping "
...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is!

(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I m sure there's something I should fess up to but as I am boringly honest I tend to own up to stuff straight away. However there's no doubt at all I am going to hell so see you all there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT "

Damn

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I was once party to accidentally smashing a crystal display in a store at the Bullring in Birmingham. I ran off (literally) in fear and shame, and also because I was 16 and too poor to pay for the damage."

Shops can't make you pay for damaging items as, until you buy them, they don't belong to you. Not that I am advocating going Hulk in a china shop, just saying those 'you broke it you buy it' signs are actually unenforceable.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn "

Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is!

(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!) "

what if it's an earthquake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper... "

How do you know???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper... "

Have you been my delivery driver lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is!

(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!)

what if it's an earthquake?"

Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper...

How do you know??? "

As if i dont read you here? You are on top of my hotlist..and i perv you all the time hahahahahaa....In fact i stalk your profile ...Let me give you a hint: You only go for new clothes ...That was from a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a fab 'fess - I get rather aroused in the old frilly area whilst chatting to a certain fellow on here - it doesn't even have to be sexual - what a clever man he is!

(when I see the fireballs in the sky tomorrow, I'll divulge his identity!)

what if it's an earthquake?

Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky! "

could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper...

How do you know??? As if i dont read you here? You are on top of my hotlist..and i perv you all the time hahahahahaa....In fact i stalk your profile ...Let me give you a hint: You only go for new clothes ...That was from a thread"

I recall that one too........and the numerous avatar/pic outfits, Julie, you are a shopaholic - congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper...

How do you know??? As if i dont read you here? You are on top of my hotlist..and i perv you all the time hahahahahaa....In fact i stalk your profile ...Let me give you a hint: You only go for new clothes ...That was from a thread"

Oh haha, awww my very own stalker

Wanna buy me a new bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper...

How do you know??? As if i dont read you here? You are on top of my hotlist..and i perv you all the time hahahahahaa....In fact i stalk your profile ...Let me give you a hint: You only go for new clothes ...That was from a thread

I recall that one too........and the numerous avatar/pic outfits, Julie, you are a shopaholic - congratulations "

Oops

Wanna buy me some new shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if it's an earthquake?

Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky!

could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating?"

Who says I'm not vibrating right now, as I type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if it's an earthquake?

Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky!

could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating?

Who says I'm not vibrating right now, as I type! "

well flood warnings have been on the news

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper...

How do you know??? As if i dont read you here? You are on top of my hotlist..and i perv you all the time hahahahahaa....In fact i stalk your profile ...Let me give you a hint: You only go for new clothes ...That was from a thread

Oh haha, awww my very own stalker

Wanna buy me a new bag? "

Depend of where you are shopping. Primani, forget it...Harolds??? Forget it...V Westwood? Forget it...local market? Not at all....Where then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with shopping ...That is not a confession. It is only a FACT

Damn Why are you surprised??? You are a serial shopper...

How do you know??? As if i dont read you here? You are on top of my hotlist..and i perv you all the time hahahahahaa....In fact i stalk your profile ...Let me give you a hint: You only go for new clothes ...That was from a thread

Oh haha, awww my very own stalker

Wanna buy me a new bag? Depend of where you are shopping. Primani, forget it...Harolds??? Forget it...V Westwood? Forget it...local market? Not at all....Where then? lol"

Dune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if it's an earthquake?

Then I'll just think the chat got sexual, earth moving and all that malarky!

could you type having these thoughts while everything is vibrating?

Who says I'm not vibrating right now, as I type!

well flood warnings have been on the news"

Wetter than a wet thing on a wet day here - the weather that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uh oh, hijacked Obi's thread! Sorry

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"

Dune "

Dune????? Naaaaaaaa.. Not posh enough for your standard. I will ask VERTU to start making customised shoes and bags just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Dune Dune????? Naaaaaaaa.. Not posh enough for your standard. I will ask VERTU to start making customised shoes and bags just for you "

Brilliant, hope you've got a big cc then

I've worn M's out

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet

Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way "

Thanks!! It'll be nice to have some company on the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There that can be my confession, sorry M for battering our plastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

I confess that on 31st December 1999, I got a bit bored that the Millenium Bug hadn't caused mayhem so I faked The Mayan Calendar and planted it in a location where it would be found a few years later.

As it was getting near to the time I had to go out, I called a quick stop to the project and wrote on December 21st 2012 that the world would end.

I didn't realise it would work even better than my last little effort of The Hitler Diaries....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many confessions are we allowed??

Not that i have anything you confess too as I am an "

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I need to confess that i almost got married after 5 years of relationship. But the little eyes girl disappear a week before the big day. Her excuse: her chinese dad refused to give us his blessing due to my skin even thou her japanese mum was ok with it. The whole thing put me off marriage and i am a happy man now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Me and my sister knocked all the heads of my mums rabbit ornaments that was in the window when we where fighting. We glued them back on hoping she wouldnt notice. When she found out i blamed it all on my sister

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Me and my sister knocked all the heads of my mums rabbit ornaments that was in the window when we where fighting. We glued them back on hoping she wouldnt notice. When she found out i blamed it all on my sister"
...I knew it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok i use to own a shell.suit... Well 2 actually

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Me and my sister knocked all the heads of my mums rabbit ornaments that was in the window when we where fighting. We glued them back on hoping she wouldnt notice. When she found out i blamed it all on my sister ...I knew it was you"

ha ha roll on 20 years and my son did exactly the same he knocked the swans heads of my ornaments when he was messing around with his friend. Only he cellotaped them back on lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Ok ok i use to own a shell.suit... Well 2 actually "

Hope you got treatment for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ok i use to own a shell.suit... Well 2 actually "

2

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought lol was just the nickname of someone called Lawrence. I got really confused with women signing off lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, when I was 12 my sister had her german exchange student friend come and stay with us for a week. She was 16 and totally gorgeous, and came complete with hairy armpits. I used to take her a cup of tea in the mornings as I knew she slept with no knickers on and she always got out of bed without thinking about a horny young boy being in the room - legs wide open ... I loved her.

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By *rightloonMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet "

Serious marks for style there.... You didn't disclaim that you have given up profoundly insulting religious monuments. Perhaps we can claim that you were performing some kind of consecration? Nuns were allowed sex until Benny-dicked-em and that was just some whacky incense right?

I am minded of a story concerning my mates missus who nicked a few quid that was under a candle in front of the wooden saint statue in her mums Catholic household. It was being used as an offertory and she was desperate for a packet of fags at the time......

The candle moved position in the pilfering process and burned the saint's head clean off.... Ouch...Cursed over several life times I would say....

On the Mayan calendar I really do think that the guy either died, decided he had enough or ran out of stone but still and excuse for a good thread eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet

Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way "

Think we might all be going that way! book a coach but hey at it least it will be warm! naked bbq!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were in the Science Museum in London and there was this large display on the universe with a glass panel which must of been about ten foot square , Mrs J touched it and an enormous crack shot across the panel which then sagged.

We cleared off pretty smartish .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obi, wot would u like the Minx to confess? lol

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

i have spent the night having a burping competition with my male mates the shame is i won

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"i fake it most of the time

I faked it for 3 and a half years with my ex. "

try 13 years!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 17 I rolled a joint in a church toilet... And used a page out of the bible as roach. (Disclaimer : I no longer use narcotics).. I also gsve my bf at the time a bj in the same toilet

Goin straight to hell for that lot! Don't worry, I'll hold your hand on the way

Can I join you both as I am sure I'm heading in the same direction....! Maybe have some fun on the way down : -D "

I'll draw you a map, it's where I take most my holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to confess here I'm innocent and a good boy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I fake orgasams.....

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I fake orgasams..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fake orgasams..... "

Lol sounds like a challenge

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I fake orgasams.....

Lol sounds like a challenge "

Hahahaha

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Firstly, I wasnt always fat (needed to explain this before my confession)

When I was 7 or 8 I broke my mums indoor washing line trying to do the Krypton Factor assault course in the bathroom

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks


"Firstly, I wasnt always fat (needed to explain this before my confession)

When I was 7 or 8 I broke my mums indoor washing line trying to do the Krypton Factor assault course in the bathroom "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fake orgasams.....

Lol sounds like a challenge

Hahahaha "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I fake orgasams.....

Lol sounds like a challenge

Hahahaha

"

Behave you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fake orgasams.....

Lol sounds like a challenge

Hahahaha

Behave you.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you all tomoz

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By *rightloonMan
over a year ago

Stafford

So we are still here then?

I was speaking with an astrologer mate of mine and it seem that several sum's in different galaxies were in alignment on 21st. The last time this happened was 26000 years ago....

This fully marks the age of Aquarius which is partly to do with mass communication and globalization. I have spent time during the last couple of months in central Europe the UK and Africa and they are all listening to Gangam Style from South Korea... Go figure...

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