FabSwingers.com forum: What do ladies have that gents dont

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Without stating the obvious of course

Brains in there head and not down there pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without stating the obvious of course

Brains in there head and not down there pants

awh... tits and fannies?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Without stating the obvious of course

Brains in there head and not down there pants

Mine are quite often in my pants

. I’m a let down to females!!

But I can multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ability to get shit done that needs to be done effectively and efficiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than genitalia, nothing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

An ability to reply to messages properly. I'm not talking about time frames, sod that noise. It's more - if I send a female friend a message talking about x, y and z... all of that gets covered in her reply.

Let's do some mid morning mass generalisations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a clit for rubbing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A take no shit tone on sex forums

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

A clue, usually.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ladies talk to other ladies who they have never previously met whilst in public toilets.

Conversely, for we chaps, a trip to the urinal is a time to adhere to strict silence (and we must NOT look at other patrons)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Women have ears they actually listen with

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Common sense

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

a better choice and selection of sex toys and underwear

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

The ability to wrap Christmas presents

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Patience.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Sex appeal

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Fake an orgasm/have multiple orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standards

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By *ugo_balls21Man
over a year ago

solihull

A list of jobs that needs doing.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

More regular tumultuous emotions to regulate.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

A much higher pain threshold... and brain fog... or is that just me?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A sense of humour... No, sorry, got that the wrong way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ability to get all shopping in one go without needed to return for some items.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*needing

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ability to get all shopping in one go without needed to return for some items.

Uhhhhhm. I'm afraid I'm appalling at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ability to get all shopping in one go without needed to return for some items.

Uhhhhhm. I'm afraid I'm appalling at this

I am having a "dig" at my partner, once he reads it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70% of the wage of their co-workers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A FAB inbox full of messages??

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Unnecessary debt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushions, throws, candles and a huge amount of Tupperware

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

" Cushions, throws, candles and a huge amount of Tupperware"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sometimes less pay for the same job

More chance of being followed by a conga line of wanking dead in a club.

Look better in leopard print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mood swings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller feet so they can get close to the sink !

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

cocks that never go soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies have the power to elect the chosen one .

Something men don’t have .

The Woman is the Godess , the Queen , the Mother .

And is her job and her responsibility to be wise in her decision .

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The ability to call if they can't make an appointment time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great comments

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Some great comments

Some

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

A stronger sense of self preservation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women have ears they actually listen with"

That's unfair. We listen with our ears too.

We are just more selective what we choose to hear!

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The ability to strike the fear of death in a man with one look ...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The ability to smile when all around you has gone to shit….

I never did mind the little things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some great comments

Some"

Of course I meant, all good comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A excuse to be moody- periods.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"The ability to smile when all around you has gone to shit….

I never did mind the little things

Neither do i now _ittlebird xx

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Some great comments

Some

Of course I meant, all good comments

I wasn't questioning. I am agreeing

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Ladies talk to other ladies who they have never previously met whilst in public toilets.

Conversely, for we chaps, a trip to the urinal is a time to adhere to strict silence (and we must NOT look at other patrons)"

Never done this in my life - maybe I'm not really a woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some great comments

Some

Of course I meant, all good comments

I wasn't questioning. I am agreeing"

Oh right,sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to correctly load the dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention to detail

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The ironing to do

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The hoovering up to finish off

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The shopping to do

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Ovaries.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Without stating the obvious of course

Brains in there head and not down there pants

A cum face

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Loads of cats

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

An inbox full of cock pics

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"An inbox full of cock pics "

Do you want to bet?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

The ability to miss hear what the man is say and totally twist his words around

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"An inbox full of cock pics

Do you want to bet?

You got an inbox full of cock pics then

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"An inbox full of cock pics

Do you want to bet?

You got an inbox full of cock pics then "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Headaches

Well

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"A FAB inbox full of messages?? "

Hahah this

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

To give birth...was really expecting that to be an obvious one

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

Lots of messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple orgasm.

Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they

Squirt

Apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to grow another human!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The abolity to ask for directions.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Emotional intelligence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncanny ability to make you think you have done something wrong

But you haven’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncanny ability to make you think you have done something wrong

But you haven’t

Are you sure you haven't?

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Functional nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Functional nipples."

Hanging CDs of nipples isn't a feature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uncanny ability to make you think you have done something wrong

But you haven’t

Are you sure you haven't?"

Errrmmmmm

Let Me think

Have I

Nope it wasn’t Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women’s rights marches

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By *rive 101Man
over a year ago

uxbridge

"Without stating the obvious of course

Brains in there head and not down there pants

Mine are quite often in my pants

. I’m a let down to females!!

But I can multi task

"
suck and fuck

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dildos and bullets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies talk to other ladies who they have never previously met whilst in public toilets.

Conversely, for we chaps, a trip to the urinal is a time to adhere to strict silence (and we must NOT look at other patrons)"

Eyes forward. I see your sideway glances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ability to get all shopping in one go without needed to return for some items.

Uhhhhhm. I'm afraid I'm appalling at this

I am having a "dig" at my partner, once he reads it

Ohhh…..I caught it, little miss efficient!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to ask a perfect stranger for directions. That on top of the ability to get themself lost in the first place.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

"Without stating the obvious of course

Brains in there head and not down there pants

Mine are quite often in my pants

. I’m a let down to females!!

But I can multi task

Still need to figure out when I can get in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rational thoughts

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Fake an orgasm/have multiple orgasms"

Pmsl! One of the advantages of wearing a condom is the ability for a man to fake an orgasm! Did you check every used one?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"A FAB inbox full of messages?? "

And no time to read any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An issue with the gender pay gap

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Ability to be intelligently emotional

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

Ability to smell drink on your breath, 3 days after you had a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To immediately tell the time when your late...without the need of a clock!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Thought this was a thread about public toilets

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