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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In previous years POF and then Tea Monkey have run a Secret Santa thread... And this year you have the honour of midnight! .... "so how do we join midnight?"

* say you are in on the thread (and ensure that i can message you)

* I will match people (trying to observe to age & gender preferences wherever possible)

*i will send the matches out on 13th Dec

* once you have received your match, you will have one week to create a super festive /sexy photo for your match.. On 20th you will exchange photos and spread some xmas joy!

If you won't be able to send your photo, please don't sign up! It's very disheartening when you don't get anything in return

Ok.. Let the xmas joy commence!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

In

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg I'm the only one in the pressure's on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, what fun! I'm in. And thank you, beautiful midnight: I bet this will be hard work for you.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Go on then I’m in

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So so in !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Yep yep! I'm definitely doing this.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm in.. go on then.. its the festive of giving and receiving after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone hot please!

But yes, I'm in.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oh I’m in.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In please. An excuse for a sexy photoshoot

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’m in please

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

All in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to join too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ah go on. Ho ho ho!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg I'm the only one in the pressure's on "

Sorry i did think posting it in the evening was a huge mistakes as i pressed 'post' lol.. I was too excited to wait until the morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in "

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, what fun! I'm in. And thank you, beautiful midnight: I bet this will be hard work for you."

I know i think i need to do a spreadsheet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then I’m in "

Oo rolling in thick and fast now

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Sounds fun. I'm in

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy

I'm in thanks midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In "

Excellent.. I need some more laydeeees!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Midnight please count me in.

Mind I’ve a feeling the only person you could match me with, will be myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So so in !!!"

Brilliant.. It is so much fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in "

Excellent, get your thinking cap on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep yep! I'm definitely doing this. "

Awesome! Did you do it before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in "

Fantastic,plenty of time to get your creative juices flowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in.. go on then.. its the festive of giving and receiving after all "

Exactly the attitude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want someone hot please!

But yes, I'm in. "

your version of hot and my version of hot might not match

You realise someone will actually send you a message right

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

In and hoping for a sexy secret Santa match !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs "

Brilliant! Get thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in x"

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In please. An excuse for a sexy photoshoot "

Oh my your match is going to be very happy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in please "

I've signed you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All in "

Excellent.. Get your thinking cap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to join too please "

Super duper! Added you to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In."

Ooo I know you will have some creative thoughts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not in "

Wait. Is it a trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah go on. Ho ho ho!

Mrs TMN x"

Ho ho ho!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds fun. I'm in"

It is a lot of fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in thanks midnight "

Excellent! I'm getting excited!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Midnight please count me in.

Mind I’ve a feeling the only person you could match me with, will be myself. "

do you spend a lot of time gazing into the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In and hoping for a sexy secret Santa match !!!"

All of midnight's matches are sexy as fuck

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Midnight please count me in.

Mind I’ve a feeling the only person you could match me with, will be myself.

do you spend a lot of time gazing into the mirror "

Heavens no, I’ve enough stress in my life.

I was thinking that when filters are considered and this and that, then I’ll be the only one left.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking "

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas? "

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning Midnight

And All

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Midnight please count me in.

Mind I’ve a feeling the only person you could match me with, will be myself.

do you spend a lot of time gazing into the mirror

Heavens no, I’ve enough stress in my life.

I was thinking that when filters are considered and this and that, then I’ll be the only one left. "

well there is nothing midnight enjoys more than an impossible challenge!

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m into this !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it "

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas"

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a brilliant idea! I'm very much up this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Morning Midnight

And All

In "

Fantastic-have you got some ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m into this ! "

Excellent! Thinking cap on!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yep yep! I'm definitely doing this.

Awesome! Did you do it before? "

Yes I have!

One year I ended up with nothing. Felt a bit miffed because I actually tried for once with photos. Cute antlers, little nose, wearing lingerie.

But hey ho ho ho, it's the season of giving not receiving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a brilliant idea! I'm very much up this "

I am brilliant aren't I

Get thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a brilliant idea! I'm very much up this

I am brilliant aren't I

Get thinking! "

I'll think hard (definitely no sub-text there)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep yep! I'm definitely doing this.

Awesome! Did you do it before?

Yes I have!

One year I ended up with nothing. Felt a bit miffed because I actually tried for once with photos. Cute antlers, little nose, wearing lingerie.

But hey ho ho ho, it's the season of giving not receiving. "

Urgh its disappointing when you get nothing back

I sent my photo to my DD to show him what I was sending and it came back with a very rude message scrawled across it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props "

Maybe a Santa hat

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Yep yep! I'm definitely doing this.

Awesome! Did you do it before?

Yes I have!

One year I ended up with nothing. Felt a bit miffed because I actually tried for once with photos. Cute antlers, little nose, wearing lingerie.

But hey ho ho ho, it's the season of giving not receiving. "

Thats poor form on your secret Santa’s part.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props

Maybe a Santa hat "

And a beard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Morning Midnight

And All

In

Fantastic-have you got some ideas? "

Oh yes

Definitely few idea’s beautiful

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese? "

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help?

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

Yes please! I’m in.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ll join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feels like a commitment

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get into the holiday spirit I'm in

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

I would like to join in.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in! Loved the last one, even if @Rickshawed made me do indecent things with a cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props

Maybe a Santa hat

And a beard? "

I’ll make one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in !!

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

This sounds fun I’m in

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m into this !

Excellent! Thinking cap on! "

I’ve already been up the loft looking for props

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Lovely, I'm in

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm in! Loved the last one, even if @Rickshawed made me do indecent things with a cucumber."

Doh! And I got confused about the thread as it's not the same as last time, so ignore the above. But still in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a brilliant idea! I'm very much up this

I am brilliant aren't I

Get thinking!

I'll think hard (definitely no sub-text there) "

Ooo us lady's like it hard judt sayin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props

Maybe a Santa hat "

Ho ho ho!! Omg imagine cumming on santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props

Maybe a Santa hat

And a beard? "

That just sounds perverted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Morning Midnight

And All

In

Fantastic-have you got some ideas?

Oh yes

Definitely few idea’s beautiful "

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help? "

Oh my.. It sounds like you need a few friends to recreate them!!

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Sounds interesting I am In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please! I’m in."

Excellent.. Get your thinking cap on

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help?

Oh my.. It sounds like you need a few friends to recreate them!! "

Maybe I need a recruitment drive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’ll join in "

Oh brilliant, what are you contemplating??.... And for the photo..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This feels like a commitment "

You're telling me! I've gotta do a spreadsheet and everyfink

I'm gonna start putting people's stats into a file lol, get ahead of the game!!

...God help me if anyone changes their name!!

So are you in or out? Don't commit if you can't reciprocate.. Read the sad tale of _eli's little reindeer nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds good"

Super - any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll get into the holiday spirit I'm in "

Fantastic... Hopefully plenty of time to come up with some ideas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to join in."

Excellent! Get your thinking cap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in! Loved the last one, even if @Rickshawed made me do indecent things with a cucumber."

Oh my

Red hot chilli pepper maybe this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im in !!"

Excellent - get your thinking cap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds fun I’m in"

Brilliant... Have you got any ideas yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m into this !

Excellent! Thinking cap on!

I’ve already been up the loft looking for props "

Already! Oh man i LOVE this level of commitment and planning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so in.

Hope your spreadsheet can take all this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely, I'm in "

Excellent... Any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in! Loved the last one, even if @Rickshawed made me do indecent things with a cucumber.

Doh! And I got confused about the thread as it's not the same as last time, so ignore the above. But still in! "

I'm so disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds interesting I am In"

Excellent! Get your thinking cap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help?

Oh my.. It sounds like you need a few friends to recreate them!!

Maybe I need a recruitment drive?"

I think so.. Can they all be female and can you send them to this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so in.

Hope your spreadsheet can take all this lol"

I'm not sure how im going to gender balance

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This feels like a commitment

You're telling me! I've gotta do a spreadsheet and everyfink

I'm gonna start putting people's stats into a file lol, get ahead of the game!!

...God help me if anyone changes their name!!

So are you in or out? Don't commit if you can't reciprocate.. Read the sad tale of _eli's little reindeer nose "

I mean, I’m extremely limited on how festive I can make a photo currently, I can photo shop though so why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

Wait. Is it a trick "

No trick

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help?

Oh my.. It sounds like you need a few friends to recreate them!!

Maybe I need a recruitment drive?

I think so.. Can they all be female and can you send them to this thread "

Are you applying?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I'm so in.

Hope your spreadsheet can take all this lol

I'm not sure how im going to gender balance "

Luckily I’ll happily take both, either or all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count us in "

Super! Got any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This feels like a commitment

You're telling me! I've gotta do a spreadsheet and everyfink

I'm gonna start putting people's stats into a file lol, get ahead of the game!!

...God help me if anyone changes their name!!

So are you in or out? Don't commit if you can't reciprocate.. Read the sad tale of _eli's little reindeer nose

I mean, I’m extremely limited on how festive I can make a photo currently, I can photo shop though so why not "

Fab

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over a year ago


"Not in

Wait. Is it a trick

No trick "

Is there a pony involved??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help?

Oh my.. It sounds like you need a few friends to recreate them!!

Maybe I need a recruitment drive?

I think so.. Can they all be female and can you send them to this thread

Are you applying? "

I'm gonna end uo doing 9milliongazilion to balance it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so in.

Hope your spreadsheet can take all this lol

I'm not sure how im going to gender balance

Luckily I’ll happily take both, either or all "

So greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yep yep! I'm definitely doing this.

Awesome! Did you do it before?

Yes I have!

One year I ended up with nothing. Felt a bit miffed because I actually tried for once with photos. Cute antlers, little nose, wearing lingerie.

But hey ho ho ho, it's the season of giving not receiving.

Urgh its disappointing when you get nothing back

I sent my photo to my DD to show him what I was sending and it came back with a very rude message scrawled across it "

Hi.

If you'd like to send me said photo with a very rude message across it, please feel free to. I'd very much like that.

Oh you have a DD - enviously so cute.

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over a year ago


"In "

Oh super! Are you going to use any props

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help?

Oh my.. It sounds like you need a few friends to recreate them!!

Maybe I need a recruitment drive?

I think so.. Can they all be female and can you send them to this thread

Are you applying?

I'm gonna end uo doing 9milliongazilion to balance it "

I can do extras, Midnight! Bring 'em on

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep yep! I'm definitely doing this.

Awesome! Did you do it before?

Yes I have!

One year I ended up with nothing. Felt a bit miffed because I actually tried for once with photos. Cute antlers, little nose, wearing lingerie.

But hey ho ho ho, it's the season of giving not receiving.

Urgh its disappointing when you get nothing back

I sent my photo to my DD to show him what I was sending and it came back with a very rude message scrawled across it

Hi.

If you'd like to send me said photo with a very rude message across it, please feel free to. I'd very much like that.

Oh you have a DD - enviously so cute. "

I'll see if i still have it, it made me laugh every time I looked at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’m in.

Mrs

Brilliant! Get thinking

I was thinking last night before I committed…. I had the weirdest dream because of it

Oh c'mon, tell all! Did it involve cheese?

No cheese. A life sized elf on the shelf who turned out to be a hot bloke in a costume, a hot friend, a very bizarre version of wipeout/krypton factor/it’s a knockout. And naked roller skating.

Do I need professional help?

Oh my.. It sounds like you need a few friends to recreate them!!

Maybe I need a recruitment drive?

I think so.. Can they all be female and can you send them to this thread

Are you applying?

I'm gonna end uo doing 9milliongazilion to balance it

I can do extras, Midnight! Bring 'em on

Mrs TMN x"

Excellent!! Love my ladies, so thoughtful and willing rise to the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

Oh super! Are you going to use any props "

My Christmas tree as a background and I’ll let the outfit to be a surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In

Oh super! Are you going to use any props

My Christmas tree as a background and I’ll let the outfit to be a surprise "

Oh i like this!! Oooo you'll be all sparkly

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Yes if you’re male heavy or however it’s working - I don’t mind taking on more.

That sounds so wrong

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Yes if you’re male heavy or however it’s working - I don’t mind taking on more.

That sounds so wrong "

Or so right?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yes if you’re male heavy or however it’s working - I don’t mind taking on more.

That sounds so wrong "

Misty you hussy. Put it away.

(Yeah, I don't mind taking more either. Thanks Midnight for being a star)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Count us in

Super! Got any ideas? "

We've got a few, we'd planned to do some this morning until an unexpected visitor turned up, a few mins later that could have been awkward

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm in please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes if you’re male heavy or however it’s working - I don’t mind taking on more.

That sounds so wrong "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes if you’re male heavy or however it’s working - I don’t mind taking on more.

That sounds so wrong

Misty you hussy. Put it away.

(Yeah, I don't mind taking more either. Thanks Midnight for being a star)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count us in

Super! Got any ideas?

We've got a few, we'd planned to do some this morning until an unexpected visitor turned up, a few mins later that could have been awkward "

Why the hell do people turn up unannounced

I mean i had to open the door to the mailman last week and i couldn't turn my wommie off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in please x"

Oh brilliant.. i know you will have some ideas!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Im in Midnight

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

One (wo)man’s hussy is another (wo)man’s dream

Disclaimer : other genders are available and included in this offer - I’m just not clever enough to make it work within the brackets.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Awesome...Im in.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I mean i had to open the door to the mailman last week and i couldn't turn my wommie off "

I swear something pages my postie every time I get horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Yes please OP i'm in for this

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh go on then midnight. Match me well though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s get it I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props

Maybe a Santa hat

Ho ho ho!! Omg imagine cumming on santa "

His beard will be well moisturised

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mwhahahaha in

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Mwhahahaha in "

And what about the secret Santa thread?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mwhahahaha in

And what about the secret Santa thread? "

Fuck that

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

Wait. Is it a trick

No trick

Is there a pony involved?? "

God no I can't dance

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

I’ll give this a go

In x

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I am in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Tmontana got a fabulous one from me last year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in Midnight "

Fabulous do you think you will use any props

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One (wo)man’s hussy is another (wo)man’s dream

Disclaimer : other genders are available and included in this offer - I’m just not clever enough to make it work within the brackets. "

I had to read it three times. I don't think I'm the target audience

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awesome...Im in."

Fab.. Have you got something saucy planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tmontana got a fabulous one from me last year "

Oh yes I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean i had to open the door to the mailman last week and i couldn't turn my wommie off

I swear something pages my postie every time I get horny. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in x"

Excellent.. Get your thinking cap on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please OP i'm in for this"

Great.. Have you got some ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh go on then midnight. Match me well though x"

I'll do my best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let’s get it I’m in "

Fab.. Got any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in x

Fantastic! Have you got some ideas?

I have got one or two fabulous festive photo ideas

I knew you would already be planning! Does it involve any props

Maybe a Santa hat

Ho ho ho!! Omg imagine cumming on santa

His beard will be well moisturised "

Utter filth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mwhahahaha in "

I'm not asking what ideas you have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in "

Fab .. Got any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not in

Wait. Is it a trick

No trick

Is there a pony involved??

God no I can't dance "

So disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll give this a go

In x "

Excellent! Its getting quite merry in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am in "

Great..... Got any ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tmontana got a fabulous one from me last year "

What about a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought about dipping my testicles in glitter...baule baules anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought about dipping my testicles in glitter...baule baules anyone. "

Glitter is a bitch to waah out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought about dipping my testicles in glitter...baule baules anyone.

Glitter is a bitch to waah out "

I can dangle them over a warm bucket and dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

Wait. Is it a trick

No trick

Is there a pony involved??

God no I can't dance

So disappointed "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very disappointed, I can’t find a sexy Christmas outfit for my picture in my size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very disappointed, I can’t find a sexy Christmas outfit for my picture in my size "

Sure you will think of something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought about dipping my testicles in glitter...baule baules anyone.

Glitter is a bitch to waah out

I can dangle them over a warm bucket and dip "

I've got a jet wash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very disappointed, I can’t find a sexy Christmas outfit for my picture in my size "

Tinsel +christmas lights it is them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready when you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought about dipping my testicles in glitter...baule baules anyone.

Glitter is a bitch to waah out

I can dangle them over a warm bucket and dip

I've got a jet wash "

As tempted as that sounds from you, I kinda know you'd enjoy it in a seriously perverse way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready when you are "

I'm totally getting you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want someone hot please!

But yes, I'm in.

your version of hot and my version of hot might not match

You realise someone will actually send you a message right "

Dark hair

Beard

Think Ryan Reynolds crossed with Hugh Jackman.

You can do it.

I believe in you

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