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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rich tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cake

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Hob nobs. Sawdust mixed with glue

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sugar free digestive...like eating ceiling tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourbons

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Rich tea"

This

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By *nnandElleCouple
over a year ago

Brackley

Malted Milk. The Coldplay of biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog biscuits. Too dry and meaty.

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By *orny-chubbyMan
over a year ago

East London


"Rich tea"

In my opinion that’s mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead fly biscuits

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat - Portugal


"Malted Milk. The Coldplay of biscuits. "

I'll second that emotion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a rivita count ?? They are grim.

If not then probably a mint viscount.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Custard creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Custard creams "

No way, probably the best one imo..

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

This thread is filled with biscuit idiots, I genuinely can't believe it.

The worst biscuit is one of those spicy ginger snap type ones.

Rich Tea?? Bourbon?? Dark chocolate??? You fucking maniacs.

I'm livid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich tea for sure, if I had to describe monotone as a taste it would be rich tea biscuits

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Nice biscuits

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By *ecadentKnightMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Garribaldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark chocolate digestives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party ring

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Ok honestly this thread has got to be a piss take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hobnobs it’s like they’ve compacted sawdust into a disc and they suck every bit of moisture you have in your mouth.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Nice

Pink wafers

Shortbread

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I love all biscuits

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By *issToniLeicsTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

The one at the bottom of your coffee mug because you dunked it for too long.

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By *rincess1988Woman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Fig rolls!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Naked cream cracker. Not possible to eat.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Fig rolls!"

Yep. Ack ah vie

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Pink wafers

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I know we're all entitled to our own opinions but, some of you lot are fuckin mental.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Rich tea"

Love them - simple but great dipped in to a cuppa.

I hate any biscuits with coconut but must be loved by many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourbons

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Jammie dodgers aren't great either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bourbons "

Bourbons are the best biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bourbons and custard creams. Yuk

I actually like rich tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bourbons

Bourbons are the best biscuits "

I’ll swap them with the hobnobs

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I know we're all entitled to our own opinions but, some of you lot are fuckin mental. "

I know. It's threads like this that make me want to leave Fab

We all know the answer is those weird jam cream things.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Love rich tea biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuits is confusing.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Biscuits is confusing. "

Oh yeah, don't start on your "biscuits"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits is confusing. "

You have them with gravy right

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Garibaldi, just oats and rabbit poo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits is confusing.

You have them with gravy right "

lol your biscuits are cookies.

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Malted Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits is confusing.

You have them with gravy right lol your biscuits are cookies. "

I snicker at the words. Bum knickers and biscuits. Totally different meanings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fig roll or ginger nut

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Party ring "

They are delicious. Although the mini ones are slightly hard to dunk.

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley


"Biscuits is confusing. "

Cookies for you. Your biscuits are basically scones.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East Surrey


"Dog biscuits. Too dry and meaty."

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Newquay

Rich tea - a travesty of a biscuit

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By *osh blokeMan
over a year ago

hereford

Someone please tell cougar that malted.milks are divine.

And she is so fucking sexy she's almost unreal....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog biscuits. Too dry and meaty. "

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Any Gluten free biscuits

Well anything Gluten free

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Fig Rolls

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Hobnobs it’s like they’ve compacted sawdust into a disc and they suck every bit of moisture you have in your mouth."

Not the worst, but definitely overrated

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By *oguish1Man
over a year ago

Carrigrohane

No such thing as a worset biscuit .. they ate all good .... even the humble rich tea when dunked in a cup of Barry's tea ..... yum

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Party ring "

Nice one. This is what I’ll call my cock ring in polite company

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Some of these comments

Worst biscuits are Bourbon - they just taste like stale cocoa powder

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Jaffa cake "

... nooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate jammy dodgers x

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By *igblackcock69Man
over a year ago

notts


"Rich tea"
RYVITA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rich tea"

Agreed

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Jaffa cake

... nooo "

Haha

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By *igblackcock69Man
over a year ago

notts


"Rich tea"
ryvita, their like a saw dust biscuit

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

This thread is for the worst biscuit right? Not the most mediocre biscuit, the worst.

All you rich tea pricks are doing my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for the worst biscuit right? Not the most mediocre biscuit, the worst.

All you rich tea pricks are doing my head in "

I agree , love a rich tea

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

blackpool

I don't get all the hate against ginger snaps, they're probably my favourite with a cup of tea. Anything with cinnamon or ginger is right up my street. Aldi used to do packets of the proper traditional dutch speculoo cookies that were shaped like windmills. Way better than the lotus biscoff. Loved them as well.

Fig rolls are disgusting. I get headaches after eating custard creams. Don't know why, but by default I'd have to name them.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

I don't know if it counts but has to be ryvita.

I remember when I was little my mum went through a phase of eating them when she had pretentions of losing weight. Even with some spread on top it still tastes like corrugated cardboard.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Pink wafer. So disappointing.

Mrs TMN x

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Garibaldi of course.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

The implication in this thread that there's such a thing as a bad biscuit is worrying

Ryvita aren't biscuits though, keep your crackers to yourself

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"Jaffa cake "

It’s a fucking cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rich tea"
Agreed. A terrible eat and dunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

garibaldi...... it like cardboard with dead flies in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rich tea"

.... struggling to think of anything worse... agreed OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be the dull "nice " biscuits .

Always left at the bottom of the barrell , and nobody knows how to pronounce them ...is it "nice " or is it "nice "

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chez/Sheff

Garibaldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fig Roll

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

The Pole (Glasgowish)

I can’t remember what they were called but those pink wafer things. Tasteless and no good for dunking.

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By *rimmed587Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

Biscuits AB , if you know you know

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

The one at the end of a game of "Soggy Biscuit".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs you all confuse us Americans

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Jaffa cakes and any of that filth that foxes make.

Oh and those fig roll things.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im with Nora on this one!

Custard creams and Bourbons are yukky!

Malted milk or even better, chocolate coated malted milk are delish!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Ginger nuts can go and get fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Malted Milk. The Coldplay of biscuits. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Baldie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rich tea"

Agree...pointless...disintegrates when dunked

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By *uperS77Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ginger nuts

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Soggy biscuit

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