FabSwingers.com forum: This Morning !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There seems to be a lot of illness and injury in these forums of late which made me think we could really do with Doctor Hilary being a member.

Maybe a new forum section to report your illnesses to ?

Anyway, my mind wandered (it's an age thing) to wider programming and decided that we need our own This Morning ! cast

We need nominations for the role of :

Sensible but friendly and laughy male anchor

Giggly / girly female anchor that looks well put together, laughs at double entendres but can look serious at the right moments

The concerned doctor

The sickeningly gushy agony aunt (or uncle)

The straight laced psychotherapist

The cook - preferably a bit daft / batty

A panel of experts - on all sorts of things you didn't realise there was a need for an expert on

and lastly, but more importantly, the guests - those that make us laugh, cry or simply entertain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a guest, then can tell you what happened to my foot and you can all laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the giggly girl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im staying out of it

Everyones jinxed on here

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

I think this is a super idea but would insist upon rewriting the job description of the agony aunt (or uncle).

Sickeningly gushy is about as useful as tea and sympathy. Calling everyone luvvy and not having any real compassion or knowledge.

It should be as below:

Job role: agony aunt

No nonsense, tell it like it is, truthful yet sympathetic and knowledgeable in all fields from wiggly bits to relationships and everything in between.

I'm tinting my cv as I speak lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think this is a super idea but would insist upon rewriting the job description of the agony aunt (or uncle).

Sickeningly gushy is about as useful as tea and sympathy. Calling everyone luvvy and not having any real compassion or knowledge.

It should be as below:

Job role: agony aunt

No nonsense, tell it like it is, truthful yet sympathetic and knowledgeable in all fields from wiggly bits to relationships and everything in between.

I'm tinting my cv as I speak lol

Now I agree entirely, but we need someone who can pull off the whole Denise Robertson role - so you need to be straight talking but sickeningly sympathetic at the same time

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Tinting???? Or even printing lol

Job description amendment

Does not have to be able to sell check as role is entirely verbal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just heckle from the back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is a super idea but would insist upon rewriting the job description of the agony aunt (or uncle).

Sickeningly gushy is about as useful as tea and sympathy. Calling everyone luvvy and not having any real compassion or knowledge.

It should be as below:

Job role: agony aunt

No nonsense, tell it like it is, truthful yet sympathetic and knowledgeable in all fields from wiggly bits to relationships and everything in between.

I'm tinting my cv as I speak lol

Now I agree entirely, but we need someone who can pull off the whole Denise Robertson role - so you need to be straight talking but sickeningly sympathetic at the same time

View!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll go for camera woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is a super idea but would insist upon rewriting the job description of the agony aunt (or uncle).

Sickeningly gushy is about as useful as tea and sympathy. Calling everyone luvvy and not having any real compassion or knowledge.

It should be as below:

Job role: agony aunt

No nonsense, tell it like it is, truthful yet sympathetic and knowledgeable in all fields from wiggly bits to relationships and everything in between.

I'm tinting my cv as I speak lol

Now I agree entirely, but we need someone who can pull off the whole Denise Robertson role - so you need to be straight talking but sickeningly sympathetic at the same time

View!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll serve drinks in the green room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just sneak off and have sex with Dominic?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I think this is a super idea but would insist upon rewriting the job description of the agony aunt (or uncle).

Sickeningly gushy is about as useful as tea and sympathy. Calling everyone luvvy and not having any real compassion or knowledge.

It should be as below:

Job role: agony aunt

No nonsense, tell it like it is, truthful yet sympathetic and knowledgeable in all fields from wiggly bits to relationships and everything in between.

I'm tinting my cv as I speak lol

Now I agree entirely, but we need someone who can pull off the whole Denise Robertson role - so you need to be straight talking but sickeningly sympathetic at the same time

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good god, I would be struck off by the General Medical Council for 'shaken adult syndrome' within a week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is a super idea but would insist upon rewriting the job description of the agony aunt (or uncle).

Sickeningly gushy is about as useful as tea and sympathy. Calling everyone luvvy and not having any real compassion or knowledge.

It should be as below:

Job role: agony aunt

No nonsense, tell it like it is, truthful yet sympathetic and knowledgeable in all fields from wiggly bits to relationships and everything in between.

I'm tinting my cv as I speak lol

Now I agree entirely, but we need someone who can pull off the whole Denise Robertson role - so you need to be straight talking but sickeningly sympathetic at the same time

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good god, I would be struck off by the General Medical Council for 'shaken adult syndrome' within a week...

Youd get off scot free on the grounds of em being muppets and twats, so go for it

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

But that's my point, the recipe fos an agony aunt must change - it's the 21st century fgs. Sickeningly sympathetic doesn't solve problems and is subliminally permissive to the behaviour that got them in a fix.

I.e: oh you poor luv there there it wasn't your fault you had unprotected sex oh I do feel for you luvvy I mean she could have told you she was HIV positive couldn't she? Now you don't worry about a thing at least you both enjoyed yourselves that's the most important thing darling luvvy sweetie there there you don' t worry about a thing. Dear boy what an awful time you've had and now a father to be with health issues to boot at 22 aw bless don't you worry your little head.

See utterly useless and he not only feels sorry for himself but thinks the whole world does too.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I'll serve drinks in the green room!

Jaegerbombs all round then...!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Hmmm can I nominate a few for agony aunts....

Polo, Femme and Miss Tress. Now that Id pay to watch

Bussy/Wishy/Pearl as the chefs.

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