FabSwingers.com forum: Best reason why someone failed to show up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever received an imaginative reason given for not showing up…

A few weeks ago I booked a hotel for a small GB meet. It was a struggle finding the right gents . One guy that sounded promising said, he’d decided to wear his gym clothing so as not to raise suspicion of the hotel staff.

I retorted “ oh of course hotel staff expect all their customers to arrive in gym shorts and a muscle vest

He didn’t show up.

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

While in Ireland... I can't make it I've just seen it's raining

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Have you ever received an imaginative reason given for not showing up…

I retorted “ oh of course hotel staff expect all their customers to arrive in gym shorts and a muscle vest

He didn’t show up. "

I did a similar thing a while ago and they guy didn't even show I... The reason he gave for bailing? He didn't want to wear a condom... Idiot

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When I first joined Fab some chick claimed to land in hospital three days after joining.

(I had photographic evidence)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever received an imaginative reason given for not showing up…

I retorted “ oh of course hotel staff expect all their customers to arrive in gym shorts and a muscle vest

He didn’t show up. "

Perhaps he was already understandably nervous and your 'retort' made him feel unwelcome?

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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago

sandy

Her phone died after she got lost in what I think, was the street across from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ware to start

Car broke down on the way there didn’t think to phone you while waiting 2 and hafe hours for a recovery truck

Wife’s moms took not well she’s has to take care off her I am free though

Was out last night at the pub got jumped

Yes I am up for meeting phone call

Ooo you stay there ok give me time to get ready

Text 20 minutes later

That’s to far to travel and I am at the pub with mates now anyway

I got a offer for a real woman so took that instead I can come see you another time when things dry up with woman again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amazing the high number of failing mobile phones these no shows experience .

Another guy coming to a GB I organised said he was standing outside the hotel . I was there and he was never there. I asked why he didn’t just phone me , he had nothing to say

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Gangbang. Guy didn't show. No reason

Next day, he commented now he knows I'm up for it, let's meet one on one.

Surprisingly that didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit nippy outside

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

The train she was on ran over a cow on the way there!

It was actually true, but it still makes me giggle because it sounds like a really fantastical fabricated excuse

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Miraculously fell down stairs and fractured leg about 15 mins before we were due to meet. Took 2 days to inform me of that. Then when we rescheduled, there was death in the family, but still not sure whether it was aunt or uncle. (Maybe it was both)

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

No just bullshit excuses that apparently don’t apply to others!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve encountered this many times . They go silent on the day and then I’ve had guys say … so what happened . My phone was on the blink . So sad .

It’s understandable most guys aren’t really confident for a GB meet, but just agree because it’s the only chance they’d have .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve often just block them and not try to reschedule.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Circa 2001 had a girl cancel because she said she had broken her leg, I was all "whatever" then a couple of weeks later saw her in Cupids with a cast on her leg.

Had to give her respect for dedication.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Miraculously fell down stairs and fractured leg about 15 mins before we were due to meet. Took 2 days to inform me of that. Then when we rescheduled, there was death in the family, but still not sure whether it was aunt or uncle. (Maybe it was both)

Do you think whoever pushed him down the stairs targeted the aunt & uncle too?? Sounds like it could be a family vendetta… or something!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are too tired after meeting another couple last night and having an epic night. Just going to stay by the pool today.

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