FabSwingers.com forum: You know what pisses me off…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The cold…. Work…traffic…..Piers Morgan ….. the state of everything…… anyone else wake up grumpy or just me, customers are going to fall in love with me today that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the cold, I also don't mind Piers Morgan.

The rest yes, and a million other things.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

The ne’er fact I wake up alone every morning makes me grumpy

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By *immerman100Man
over a year ago

Never never land

The money grabbing couple

H&M

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Try being happy instead.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"The ne’er fact I wake up alone every morning makes me grumpy

Ditto and having to make my own tea

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"The ne’er fact I wake up alone every morning makes me grumpy

And my typos

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No, why would I wake grumpy? I'm quite happy this morning, love the cold weather and today I'm going to start slowly doing more festive things.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers who? (Ass holes can easily be ignore op

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I just put my coffee on the bus shelter seat whilst waiting and proceeded to get in the bus without it

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"The ne’er fact I wake up alone every morning makes me grumpy

And my typos

I read flamingo so knew what you meant

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Are you available for children's parties?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I often wake up grumpy but he's not grumpy for long

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I often wake up grumpy but he's not grumpy for long

Paul cannot wake up grumpy,he has you to wake up to...how would any man be grumpy in that position.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Chill your beans youth, why are you stressing over things you can’t control ? Just take a breath and scream cunt really loud.

The mr

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just put my coffee on the bus shelter seat whilst waiting and proceeded to get in the bus without it

That would be enough to finish me off on a morning like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a great start to the day- just found a hot coffee left at a bus shelter !

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"The cold…. Work…traffic…..Piers Morgan ….. the state of everything…… anyone else wake up grumpy or just me, customers are going to fall in love with me today that’s for sure "

Totally man.

Seeing Piers Morgan working in traffic, especially in the cold? Man, that really wets my nuts.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I just put my coffee on the bus shelter seat whilst waiting and proceeded to get in the bus without it

That would be enough to finish me off on a morning like this

It was needed too, to combat the cold...it's a long journey into work!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just put my coffee on the bus shelter seat whilst waiting and proceeded to get in the bus without it

That would be enough to finish me off on a morning like this

It was needed too, to combat the cold...it's a long journey into work! "

hope you can get a hot coffee when you get there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Did someone mention Grumpy

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"The cold…. Work…traffic…..Piers Morgan ….. the state of everything…… anyone else wake up grumpy or just me, customers are going to fall in love with me today that’s for sure "

Yes piers Morgan is a prick agreed. Could throw in Ricky gervais with him as well for double dosing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm supremely happy. It's 30 degrees. The local food and beer is cheap. The pool is glistening in the sunshine. I'm deep into a good book.

I'm in Goa.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I was grumpy and bloody freezing when I got in from work this morning.

Now wandering around house in a sleeping bag, eating toast and bananas with a bucket of coffee spiked up with good slug of bourbon.

Curry in slow-cooker for later.

Warm bed to get into very soon.

Life is good. Feeling warm and fuzzy. Think I might have overdone the bourbon.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Too many to list lol, lane hoggers on the motorway at 2 in the morning on the way to work WTF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m cold, but sitting on the top of the Cotswolds in glorious sunshine. I’m all good….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m cold but about to have second coffee so all good

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The cold…. Work…traffic…..Piers Morgan ….. the state of everything…… anyone else wake up grumpy or just me, customers are going to fall in love with me today that’s for sure "

No, not just you, OP. I'm in such a grump today, but trying to rein it in! Just trying not to take any work calls in case I have a moment...

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"The cold…. Work…traffic…..Piers Morgan ….. the state of everything…… anyone else wake up grumpy or just me, customers are going to fall in love with me today that’s for sure

No, not just you, OP. I'm in such a grump today, but trying to rein it in! Just trying not to take any work calls in case I have a moment... "

Would it help if I toldya you look cute in Christmas stuff?

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

Nope! Love this time of year, in fact I hate unseasonable weather like we’ve had this year. December should be cold and frosty.

But Piers Morgan…. That I can agree with. Unbearable.

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

"The cold…. Work…traffic…..Piers Morgan ….. the state of everything…… anyone else wake up grumpy or just me, customers are going to fall in love with me today that’s for sure

Yes piers Morgan is a prick agreed. Could throw in Ricky gervais with him as well for double dosing

Il second that.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The cold…. Work…traffic…..Piers Morgan ….. the state of everything…… anyone else wake up grumpy or just me, customers are going to fall in love with me today that’s for sure

No, not just you, OP. I'm in such a grump today, but trying to rein it in! Just trying not to take any work calls in case I have a moment...

Would it help if I toldya you look cute in Christmas stuff?

Yeah, it helps. The ego loves to be stroked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot make tip of my nose warm. Grrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke up in a delightful mood life is good x

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Normally I'm pretty upbeat and positive, if I was getting mugged I might apologise to the mugger for bruising his fist against my nose.

But.

Piers Morgan could be on fire and I wouldn't piss on him to put it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like grumpy people. Every now and then sure.

If you’re grumpy everyday, time to get a new job, new partner , new something .

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

And now I’m really grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be happy as Larry , ( whoever he is ) , birds will be singing , Mary Poppins dancing and singing around , life is good

.....5 minutes of driving in Bradford ...I want to throttle everyone and everything , and shove Poppins umbrella up her smug little arse ....

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

I know those grumpy mornings. But this crisp sunny day, and a short cycle, bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot make tip of my nose warm. Grrr.

Right?! It's always gets cold when going out for a walk. They need to make a little hat for your nose when you go outside

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

My heater isn’t working so i’m freezing my balls off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My heater isn’t working so i’m freezing my balls off "

Have you tried putting some underwear on?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

This bloody cold and the fact my head feels like it's in a vice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot make tip of my nose warm. Grrr.

Right?! It's always gets cold when going out for a walk. They need to make a little hat for your nose when you go outside

Disposable miniature nose warmer. Just imagine all the snot collecting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot make tip of my nose warm. Grrr.

Right?! It's always gets cold when going out for a walk. They need to make a little hat for your nose when you go outside

Disposable miniature nose warmer. Just imagine all the snot collecting there

Just wring it out at the end and it's good as new

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"My heater isn’t working so i’m freezing my balls off

Have you tried putting some underwear on?

People still wear underwear? I thought that was a thing from the past

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm never grumpy but I have been feeling miserable recently.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Cuntish people usually do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuntish people usually do it for me.

From the fabled land of Cunt ruled by King Cnut?

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