FabSwingers.com forum: What do you leave out for Santa?

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I always leave out a mince pie, a wee tipple, and carrots for the reindeer. My chum says it should be cookies and milk. Obviously that's bollocks.

What do you leave out for the big man on Christmas Eve?

Mrs TMN x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roasted salmon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our homemade lebkuchen or similar alternative to native gingerbreads. Several carrots so Rudolph doesn't get smug about favouritism! And a small glass of milk or big serving of Baileys. Depends how stressed Santa might have been this Christmas eve.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Roasted salmon"

Maniac.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Our homemade lebkuchen or similar alternative to native gingerbreads. Several carrots so Rudolph doesn't get smug about favouritism! And a small glass of milk or big serving of Baileys. Depends how stressed Santa might have been this Christmas eve.

Ooh, delicious!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

my dirty panties

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually milk, a mince pie and carrots. I forgot to get the carrots one year though and my wee one was distraught so Rudolph had some tinned peaches that year

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually milk, a mince pie and carrots. I forgot to get the carrots one year though and my wee one was distraught so Rudolph had some tinned peaches that year

We have a milk!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What ever I fancy some of

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer

When the kids go to bed mr eats the milk and cookies and the dog gets the carrot he always makes a mess so the kids think the reindeer has eaten it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually milk, a mince pie and carrots. I forgot to get the carrots one year though and my wee one was distraught so Rudolph had some tinned peaches that year

just peachy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer

When the kids go to bed mr eats the milk and cookies and the dog gets the carrot he always makes a mess so the kids think the reindeer has eaten it

D thank you! Just thank you! See TMN?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A bag of dicks!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of dicks!

Have you seen Compersions snowman nose by any chance ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What do I leave out for the big man on Christmas Eve?

Wearing knickers.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Not a thing. He can go to the shops himself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of dicks!

That’s not very festive

maybe you could wrap some tinsel round them to jazz them up a bit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When we did it was sherry and choc or cookie and carrot x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I leave out various bear traps and trip mines

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A butt plug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irwolf20Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

JD and pizza... santa really enjoys that at our house, least that's what I've told my daughter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now

Feck all

He empty’s his sack more in one night than I have for last ten years

So Santa can go and

FRO

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"A bag of dicks!

Have you seen Compersions snowman nose by any chance ?

Who do you think she modelled it on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of dicks!

Have you seen Compersions snowman nose by any chance ?

Who do you think she modelled it on

*facepalm*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onesome swingerMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A mince pie, 2 sandwiches, 2 shortcrust biscuits, a small glass of Baileys and a couple of peeled carrots.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A bag of dicks!

Have you seen Compersions snowman nose by any chance ?

Who do you think she modelled it on

*facepalm*

Surely that would squash it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"my dirty panties

remember the stockings as well

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bag of dicks!

Have you seen Compersions snowman nose by any chance ?

Who do you think she modelled it on

*facepalm*

Surely that would squash it

I gave it a good hearty squeeze. It bounced back.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear trap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It used to be mincepie, baileys and a carrot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"I always leave out a mince pie, a wee tipple, and carrots for the reindeer. My chum says it should be cookies and milk. Obviously that's bollocks.

What do you leave out for the big man on Christmas Eve?

Mrs TMN x"

The gas and electricity bills - hopefully he’ll take pity

Sasha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pie, carrots for the reindeer as well as oats outside for them. Drink depends on who we are with and what they drink. None of us drink milk so it's usually Bailey's, a beer or orange juice.

Pxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Nothing hes not real, my daughter told me yrs ago she knew it was me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gas bill. Praying he pays it this year

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

A black and white suit as red and white is mackems

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my worn knickers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ going by ratio on this Santa takes back alot of used panties...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hoover

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Caltrops.

d4's work just as effectively too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a chimney he can't visit..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid used to be brandy and a mince pie

For my kids it's mice pie, glass of milk and a carrot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packet of condom's...I'm sure there's gonna be a hottie or three on his journey wanting to empty his sack on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Myself, naked, d*unk and sleeping on the sofa. No wonder he never visits me!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

A tip for the King George

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gingerbread latte

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Beer biscuits

Carrot milk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A large bag of lichen (reindeer moss) that I will gather in the Mournes in the runup to Christmas.

Santa himself only needs a bottle of water to flush all the crap he will have eaten through his system.

A packet of condoms should cum in handy; there's a lot of lonely eager ladies lying in wait for him, assuming of course that Santa is strictly hetero!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez no wonder Mrs Claus only let's him out once a year! Going by this he must come back pissed, with a sack full of dirty knickers and condoms

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez no wonder Mrs Claus only let's him out once a year! Going by this he must come back pissed, with a sack full of dirty knickers and condoms

And that's just after visiting yours

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez no wonder Mrs Claus only let's him out once a year! Going by this he must come back pissed, with a sack full of dirty knickers and condoms

And that's just after visiting yours

I'm gonna wait up for him this year to see if he needs an intervention from all these folk trying to corrupt him! Poor old Nick

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

"A tip for the King George "

Don’t eat yellow snow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Myself, naked, d*unk and sleeping on the sofa. No wonder he never visits me! "

Just spoke to the big man. Your on good list this year. Just needs confirmation of your address. DM it too me I'll make sure he gets it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My daughter usually makes cookies Christmas Eve so we leave a couple out with a massive glass of Baileys. We chuck a carrot on the front garden for Rudolfe which my husband has to take a bite of when the kids go upstairs.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Myself, naked, d*unk and sleeping on the sofa. No wonder he never visits me!

Just spoke to the big man. Your on good list this year. Just needs confirmation of your address. DM it too me I'll make sure he gets it

and you’re positive he will visit me?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Myself, naked, d*unk and sleeping on the sofa. No wonder he never visits me!

Just spoke to the big man. Your on good list this year. Just needs confirmation of your address. DM it too me I'll make sure he gets it

and you’re positive he will visit me?"

Just go to bed as you usually would. Sure he will slip in at some point

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of spunk x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

FFS people. This was meant to be a wholesome thread. You big ruiners

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS people. This was meant to be a wholesome thread. You big ruiners

Hug ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"FFS people. This was meant to be a wholesome thread. You big ruiners

Hug ? "

Shove it. And your watermelon too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS people. This was meant to be a wholesome thread. You big ruiners

Hug ?

Shove it. And your watermelon too. "

don’t be mad at the man for trying to spread some spunk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A skateboard and a shot of whisky

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

A glass of Sherry. Santa has never once failed to drain the glass.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Worn panties, shot of tequila and a tissue.

Mrs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Worn panties, shot of tequila and a tissue.

Mrs "
I'm sure he'd appreciate it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread