FabSwingers.com forum: Massages

By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Has anyone had a great massage through Fab?

Anyone you can recommend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was literally wondering this morning if there's any female masseuses (I have no idea if that's how it's spelt) on here? My body's aching from a heavy workout

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

No ,but been offered loads

Every 2nd man seems to be one ,soz I don't know about the lovely ladies .

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Yeah all the guys appear to be qualified

I wouldn’t ever dream of getting one off fab, would rather pay someone to have it done professionally.

We’ve got our own massage bed so like to play about during meets, but nothing beats a decent full body from a pro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't massage for shit but I'll give it a go? What a catch right!

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Yeah all the guys appear to be qualified

I wouldn’t ever dream of getting one off fab, would rather pay someone to have it done professionally.

We’ve got our own massage bed so like to play about during meets, but nothing beats a decent full body from a pro."

I'm actually a decent masseuse, I would prefer a full body massage to sex most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awesome at them.

I just can't be arsed to give them.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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I’m a qualified masseuse, but I don’t go dishing them out willy nilly. They’re for those with boyfriend priveleges only

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm awesome at them.

I just can't be arsed to give them. "

Just another elf that can’t be arsed to give a massage. This place is rife with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrsmith is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrsmith is great "

Mrsmith001 is actual name

Totally trustworthy professional reliable and sexy to boot. He’s my go to man for spoiling myself

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"I’m a qualified masseuse, but I don’t go dishing them out willy nilly. They’re for those with boyfriend priveleges only

He must be one lucky mofo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrsmith is great

Mrsmith001 is actual name

Totally trustworthy professional reliable and sexy to boot. He’s my go to man for spoiling myself "

Blimey. Just looked at Mrsmith001’s profile. I haven’t quite recovered yet

hotttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah all the guys appear to be qualified

I wouldn’t ever dream of getting one off fab, would rather pay someone to have it done professionally.

We’ve got our own massage bed so like to play about during meets, but nothing beats a decent full body from a pro."

But I really am a great and professional masseuse. And a very professional photographer too. Nothing pervy, honest. Just really, really professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah all the guys appear to be qualified

I wouldn’t ever dream of getting one off fab, would rather pay someone to have it done professionally.

We’ve got our own massage bed so like to play about during meets, but nothing beats a decent full body from a pro.

But I really am a great and professional masseuse. And a very professional photographer too. Nothing pervy, honest. Just really, really professional

Why the fuck are we playing cluedo then? Get those oils out for me. I'll try not to get erect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in my feet all day, and nobody has ever offered a massage. Are they actually worth paying for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrsmith is great

Mrsmith001 is actual name

Totally trustworthy professional reliable and sexy to boot. He’s my go to man for spoiling myself

Blimey. Just looked at Mrsmith001’s profile. I haven’t quite recovered yet

hotttt"

The joy of receiving a blissful massage from a hot man cannot be underestimated lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in my feet all day, and nobody has ever offered a massage. Are they actually worth paying for? "

I have NEVER had one I thought was worth the money, or even enjoyable most of the time. And I once paid £150 for one thinking surely this has to be good. 2 women at the same time...still didn't do it for me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes, but never from someone who tried to use it as a selling point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have provided massages off of fabs. I’m not qualified nor do I ever proclaim I am. I provide sensual massage and I’m always clear that my massage is essentially edging foreplay to more.

I am very good hobbyist masseur. However, If I personally want a high quality massage, I’d go to a masseur professional and I would recommend same for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have provided massages off of fabs. I’m not qualified nor do I ever proclaim I am. I provide sensual massage and I’m always clear that my massage is essentially edging foreplay to more.

I am very good hobbyist masseur. However, If I personally want a high quality massage, I’d go to a masseur professional and I would recommend same for everyone. "

They're the ones that haven't done it for me though! Do I just hate being touched?

Where's red when you need her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have provided massages off of fabs. I’m not qualified nor do I ever proclaim I am. I provide sensual massage and I’m always clear that my massage is essentially edging foreplay to more.

I am very good hobbyist masseur. However, If I personally want a high quality massage, I’d go to a masseur professional and I would recommend same for everyone.

They're the ones that haven't done it for me though! Do I just hate being touched?

Where's red when you need her?"

Try aquamassage

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

If you want a fumble that might lead to you getting off then use someone off fab.

If you want an actual quality massage with a proper consultation and outcomes, then pay a professional and get those boundaries in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a qualified masseuse, but I don’t go dishing them out willy nilly. They’re for those with boyfriend priveleges only

Home cooked meals during work week and I’ll treat you to greggs on weekends

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

"If you want a fumble that might lead to you getting off then use someone off fab.

If you want an actual quality massage with a proper consultation and outcomes, then pay a professional and get those boundaries in place

Who says u can't combine both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want a fumble that might lead to you getting off then use someone off fab.

If you want an actual quality massage with a proper consultation and outcomes, then pay a professional and get those boundaries in place

Who says u can't combine both

Agreed. The beauty of setting boundaries is you can do that even here on fab with professional qualified masseuses.

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By *ams_jokerMan
over a year ago

york

I’d love one but I do like it more just to be tickled up and down as a turn on thing

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm fully unqualified and open to enquiries

LvM

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By *restonBigOzMan
over a year ago

Preston

I could do with a great massage in Preston today any offers inbox me

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Yes, met a sports masseur on here a couple of times so got a good deep muscle massage, not his fault I got totally aroused and demanded sex afterwards

unfortunately he’s no longer on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, met a sports masseur on here a couple of times so got a good deep muscle massage, not his fault I got totally aroused and demanded sex afterwards

unfortunately he’s no longer on fab"

New year around the corner, do you fancy picking up a new skill?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mr here is a fully qualified sports massage therapist, so available if required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. And it had a happy ending as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. And it had a happy ending as well

She certified?

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Never had anything at all through fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. And it had a happy ending as well

She certified?"

Pass. It was a glory hole massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thai massage is my favourite ladies (wink wink)

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