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Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis  | |||
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"Definitely getting old. Do you you say "in my day"? " I do! Usually around my niece and nephew but never realised it. It's worse than I thought! | |||
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"Get used to it, sorry. Downhill all the way now. Along with multiple toilet visits every night. Buggered knees. And many more..." Nooooo! It must be reversible somehow, I'm not ready for broken sleep  | |||
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"Hairy toes." I'd have been old for years now if that was the case  | |||
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"It pains me that you're so young. Yeah it's all downhill from here. Soon your body will start creaking. You'll want to hang out with young people to hold on to those last remnants of youth in vain. It happened to me last night. I'm looking at saga holidays." The saga holiday is a worrying sign! I'm sure you're still young at heart. Wait? That's a thing old people say isn't it? | |||
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"What snacks? Werthers originals" And a pack of Rich Tea  | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis "you're 27 ffs get a grip man | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis "Just looked at your profile and your only 27? | |||
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"It pains me that you're so young. Yeah it's all downhill from here. Soon your body will start creaking. You'll want to hang out with young people to hold on to those last remnants of youth in vain. It happened to me last night. I'm looking at saga holidays. The saga holiday is a worrying sign! I'm sure you're still young at heart. Wait? That's a thing old people say isn't it? "Fucking hell. Young at heart! Grim. Next we'll be saying oh I might be 27/33 but I feel 21. Game over at that point. | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis you're 27 ffs get a grip man "27 is the new 37. According to one medical report, the current generation is the first in human history, who will a lower average age than their parents. | |||
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"No - you're 27. Grow up and act your age." No! I don't wanna act my age and you can't make me! | |||
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"I absolutely love falling asleep on the sofa, enjoying that fact that I’ve given in to my body and rested when I needed too. Although waking with dribble down my chin isn’t a good look. At least I hope it’s dribble "That's a very optimistic way of looking at it. Beats trying to put my phone away for the night too  | |||
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"Do you smell burnt toast? It could be a brain tumour! "No, I don't think shfbtkdhavwnfksbdkfnfbfk | |||
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"Do you have to make a noise, when you get up, now? Does all current music sound the same?" I'll have to check the next time I need to bend over to pick something up. And it does, it's all just noise!  | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis
you're 27 ffs get a grip man "One must prepare for these things though! | |||
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"No - you're 27. Grow up and act your age. No! I don't wanna act my age and you can't make me!"  | |||
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"Do you need to use subtitles as the actors mumble and the music's too loud?" Is that not a universal thing to do? | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis
Just looked at your profile and your only 27? "Exactly, that's LATE twenties! | |||
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"Do you need to use subtitles as the actors mumble and the music's too loud? Is that not a universal thing to do? "Absolutely not. You're clearly ancient | |||
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. Actually better. A sheep which got into a d*unk fight with a lawnmower after a night out, in the dark of the barn.
There you go. Napping is good for you. You'll be fine.
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"Oh dude. People falling asleep on sofas is my bug bear. If I see it I have to wake them up, usually in a complete dickhead like fashion obviously " that's so annoying! My first hubby used to do that! Leave me to sleep! X | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis "Don't fight it. Just put the TV on a timer. Though "back in the day" used to get woken up on the sofa to the sound of the queen (god bless her) | |||
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"Oh dude. People falling asleep on sofas is my bug bear. If I see it I have to wake them up, usually in a complete dickhead like fashion obviously
that's so annoying! My first hubby used to do that! Leave me to sleep! X"I just think the beds a few doors down, go there! Not an issue so much if it's a partner to be fair and they fall asleep when you're playing with their hair or something I guess but... | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis
you're 27 ffs get a grip man
One must prepare for these things though! "you've got 25 years yet before you're officially old | |||
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"Get used to it, sorry. Downhill all the way now. Along with multiple toilet visits every night. Buggered knees. And many more..." Yep, then crap when you're wide awake on here at 3am after your grandad snooze. | |||
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I find being in my lovely house, cosy and comfortable far more appealing than going out these days | |||
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"Don't forget, you're only as old as the woman you feel "Like literally feel..? | |||
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"You are old when it takes you all night to what you used to do all night" You're old when you quote lyrics from this song | |||
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"You are old when it takes you all night to what you used to do all night You're old when you quote lyrics from this song "well I am the oldest swinger in town (where I live anyway) | |||
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"Please you’re age you’re only young Start complaining when you have to get up for piss at stupid o’clock in morning Youngsters these days "Already been up a couple of times thinking I needed to go but managed to hold it in until the morning. Playing a dangerous game as I get older though | |||
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"We’re all getting older. Welcome to life. Enjoy the journey x" That's actually really sweet, thank you  | |||
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"When you end up sprawled on the pavement and people don't ask if you "fell over" but if "had a fall"... Watch out cos your days are numbered!" I think you would do it on purpose to get a big, strong man to help you up | |||
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"It pains me that you're so young. Yeah it's all downhill from here. Soon your body will start creaking. You'll want to hang out with young people to hold on to those last remnants of youth in vain. It happened to me last night. I'm looking at saga holidays. The saga holiday is a worrying sign! I'm sure you're still young at heart. Wait? That's a thing old people say isn't it?
Fucking hell. Young at heart! Grim. Next we'll be saying oh I might be 27/33 but I feel 21.
Game over at that point."Or when it's you're birthday and someone asks how old you are and saying "21" is seen as an obvious joke | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis you're 27 ffs get a grip man
27 is the new 37. According to one medical report, the current generation is the first in human history, who will a lower average age than their parents. "Well that's cause for future optimism | |||
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"Oh dude. People falling asleep on sofas is my bug bear. If I see it I have to wake them up, usually in a complete dickhead like fashion obviously
that's so annoying! My first hubby used to do that! Leave me to sleep! X
I just think the beds a few doors down, go there!
Not an issue so much if it's a partner to be fair and they fall asleep when you're playing with their hair or something I guess but..."But dozing on sofa is so much more enjoyable somehow! I find x | |||
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"Tbh I think you started this process with your socks n sandals. "Oh damn, was that the first domino? | |||
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"Don't forget, you're only as old as the woman you feel
Like literally feel..? "Depends how nicely you ask  | |||
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"I very rarely stay up past 10 now and record everything. I just go to bed and read for a while. Yes it's a sign of getting old or maybe a few good books still need to be read!" Reading is a good shout before bed. Used to do it all the time before my phone took over my life | |||
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"No!!! I'm getting on a bit but never fall asleep on the sofa unless I'm unwell (or pissed). In my head, I'm still 21 "You must teach me your secrets! | |||
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"You're barely post-adolescent, ffs " Tough paper round | |||
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"Do you need to use subtitles as the actors mumble and the music's too loud? Is that not a universal thing to do?
Absolutely not. You're clearly ancient "What? Can you speak up, I didn't hear you | |||
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"If you walk the streets and struggle to understand some youth fashion.. that could be the sign. Three times in recent weeks I spotted young boys sporting what I can only call upside down curly mop . Actually better. A sheep which got into a d*unk fight with a lawnmower after a night out, in the dark of the barn.
There you go. Napping is good for you. You'll be fine.
T"I've even started doing that! I've seen youths of today wearing hoodies with the word "Hoodrich" and though WTAF does that even mean?  | |||
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"Oh dude. People falling asleep on sofas is my bug bear. If I see it I have to wake them up, usually in a complete dickhead like fashion obviously "Do you poke them and poke them and then go "oh, you're awake..." | |||
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis
Don't fight it. Just put the TV on a timer. Though "back in the day" used to get woken up on the sofa to the sound of the queen (god bless her) "So even the queen wasn't impressed with you falling asleep. That's how serious this is! | |||
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"Has happened all my adulthood x" So I should just accept it?  | |||
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"You ought to book yourself in at a care home straight away. 27 and 'am I getting old?' FFS..." I would, but I'm afraid I'd fall asleep all the time and the nurses would have to keep waking me to take my daily medication  | |||
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"Also I think I realised I was starting to get old when I started cancelling meeting with friends out and lying about feeling unwell just because I really couldn't be assed that night "Oh I did that in my late teens because I thought it would be crap as I didn't drink. If I go out more now though, am I reverse ageing? | |||
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"Are you wearing things like Christmas jackets and thinking you are cool? That’s usually the start…
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"Don't forget, you're only as old as the woman you feel "Ahhh that might explain things then | |||
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"I remember when all these fields were industrial estates "I remember running through fields of wheat which are now industrial estates | |||
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"Has happened all my adulthood x So I should just accept it? "Yes for sure! X  | |||
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"It definitely happens when you get older
I find being in my lovely house, cosy and comfortable far more appealing than going out these days "I think it's the going out that's caused this to be fair. Maybe I need to start staying in with a cup of tea more often | |||
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"Haha I've always been this way. I can never last in the evening if I put the TV on " I used to be really good with that. Might be time for a double espresso at 8pm | |||
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"If you are shaving your ears then yup getting on a bit "This actually happened to me recently when I went to my barbers. I didn't even ask for it! | |||
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"You are old when it takes you all night to what you used to do all night You're old when you quote lyrics from this song well I am the oldest swinger in town (where I live anyway)"Phew! I think I'm safe then as I didn't get the reference | |||
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"my knees creek when I walk up the stairs does this mean I’m getting that thing people of a certain age get , Arthur right this I think it’s called? Does that mean our youth is almost at an end "I'm afraid it is. Stupid Arthur messing up our joints. He must be stopped! | |||
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"Just sounds like your weekend catching up with you embrace it and let the body recover. "It really is, definitely need to pace myself a lot more at the next one and not succumb to bad influences | |||
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"If you walk the streets and struggle to understand some youth fashion.. that could be the sign. Three times in recent weeks I spotted young boys sporting what I can only call upside down curly mop . Actually better. A sheep which got into a d*unk fight with a lawnmower after a night out, in the dark of the barn.
There you go. Napping is good for you. You'll be fine.
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I've even started doing that! I've seen youths of today wearing hoodies with the word "Hoodrich" and though WTAF does that even mean? "Of course you would. With your sleek haircut and a smooth jacket
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"So picture the scene, last night I was up, catching up on my TV shows, snacks beside me and in a very comfortable position. Next thing I know, I'm feeling groggy, the TV show is a few episodes ahead and it's 2am... I'd fallen asleep on my sofa!
Does this only happen when you get older and are there any other signs I need to look for? Please, it's a crisis " | |||
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"Getting old at 27??? I’m not sure what else to say without being very rude" Do it, I dare ya! | |||
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