FabSwingers.com forum: Sperm

By *rettyflamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12 and zinc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the benefits of sperm? "

A happy ending

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't know but it got me pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told it’s good for the skin

But think that maybe bs

Ither way I am not complaining

I like a face full off it

ha ha

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By *amie an ClaireCouple
over a year ago

surrey

Guess your a swallower then op

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By *rettyflamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"What are the benefits of sperm?

A happy ending

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Plentiful supply of face "cream" available

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Forgot to purchase wallpaper paste? Host a bukkake party.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Forgot to purchase wallpaper paste? Host a bukkake party."

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

Full of good news

It must be your job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to containing melatonin, it helps you fall asleep. Whether ingested or... injected;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know the benefits or drawbacks

All I know is next woman I meet gonna end up looking like marshmallow woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know the benefits or drawbacks

All I know is next woman I meet gonna end up looking like marshmallow woman

What on Earth is a marshmallow woman

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

Tell your boses put it in relief packs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural antidepressant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know the benefits or drawbacks

All I know is next woman I meet gonna end up looking like marshmallow woman

What on Earth is a marshmallow woman

You seen the ghostbusters movie with the marshmallow man walking through New York bit like that she will be covered from head to foot in sperm lol

Hence marshmallow woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have a multivitamin and a boiled egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t know the benefits or drawbacks

All I know is next woman I meet gonna end up looking like marshmallow woman

What on Earth is a marshmallow woman

You seen the ghostbusters movie with the marshmallow man walking through New York bit like that she will be covered from head to foot in sperm lol

Hence marshmallow woman

Hope she is good at free diving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also helps clear you spots ladies

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

For me the maximum benefit from sperm is the feeling of relief from the guy you’re pleased

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By *rettyflamingo OP Woman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Also helps clear you spots ladies

I need some of this then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

A daily dose keeps COVID away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a lovely cream pie

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You'd need to swallow bucketloads to gain any benefits from any nutrients in it.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It's good for Deicing the windscreen on a cold frosty morning

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It makes babies I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can blind her temporarily to aid a speedy exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm means I've served my purpose as a woman. My purpose is to drain a man and his balls.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mine is the secret of everlasting youth but don't tell everyone because I can't feed everybody

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Sperm means I've served my purpose as a woman. My purpose is to drain a man and his balls."

Don't forget the roast!

LvM

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

C smiles a lot more now she has a regular intake…so it must be true

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

So should we all be consuming it as often as possible?

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By *uzzlepageMan
over a year ago

Stratford-upon-Avon

"You'd need to swallow bucketloads to gain any benefits from any nutrients in it.

Sounds like a challenge

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By *ill4cherMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"One teaspoon of semen contains... 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including calcium, chlorine,... magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, ... zinc. "
none of these are vitamins or minerals. These are elements and several are lethal if ingested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One teaspoon of semen contains... 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including calcium, chlorine,... magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, ... zinc. none of these are vitamins or minerals. These are elements and several are lethal if ingested. "

For the love of christ don't tell them that

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By *ill4cherMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Haha. Just pointing out that that list of ingredients is just made up. Not that it makes any difference to the fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

What if they've had the snip?

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

"Haha. Just pointing out that that list of ingredients is just made up. Not that it makes any difference to the fun. "

Really? So I can't believe everything I read? OP - where's your source?

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

What if they've had the snip?

What would that have to do with it, or did the joke go right over my head?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I love the taste ...so a dish best served at body temp.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"You'd need to swallow bucketloads to gain any benefits from any nutrients in it.

Sounds like a challenge"

Marc Almond has beaten you to it babes...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Haha. Just pointing out that that list of ingredients is just made up. Not that it makes any difference to the fun. "

That's it then...no more swallowing for me

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Haha. Just pointing out that that list of ingredients is just made up. Not that it makes any difference to the fun.

That's it then...no more swallowing for me

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why....... Because its good for you? Lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Haha. Just pointing out that that list of ingredients is just made up. Not that it makes any difference to the fun.

That's it then...no more swallowing for me

why....... Because its good for you? Lol

Yeah...that's the only reason I e ever swallowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the benefits of sperm?

Think of it as a multivitamin in each ejaculation

What if they've had the snip?

What would that have to do with it, or did the joke go right over my head?"

Look up!

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