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A fugly for Xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the look out for a fugly lady for Xmas. Must be crap at cooking and wrapping presents..a full blown alcoholic so she has the ability to forget the useless brief sex sessions is a must

Step up you fuglies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit, I'm quite good at wrapping presents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the bad memory part but she can be hot if there is no other option

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dammit, I'm quite good at wrapping presents. "

Practice

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

I tick all the boxes besides the wrapping part,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tick all the boxes besides the wrapping part, "

I knew i was asking too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am mediocre (at a push) on all 3 points. So I'll get my coat and leave.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am mediocre (at a push) on all 3 points. So I'll get my coat and leave.

NBVN x"

Oooo, we have a contender

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Put on a wig and lipstick then wank in front of a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I'm good at all the above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above "

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m no good because i can cook plus I’m good at wrapping presents lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I’m no good because i can cook plus I’m good at wrapping presents lol "

But admitting to being an alcoholic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror "

If needs must

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must "

Fuck it, grap your coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat "

Got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it "

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of "

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food "

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph "

Typically now the excuses roll in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

Typically now the excuses roll in "

I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

Typically now the excuses roll in

I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home "

By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

Typically now the excuses roll in

I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home

By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone "

You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

Typically now the excuses roll in

I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home

By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone

You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike "

I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

Typically now the excuses roll in

I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home

By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone

You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike

I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike "

I'm sure your womanly ways would make horn honk once squeezed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’m no good because i can cook plus I’m good at wrapping presents lol

But admitting to being an alcoholic? "

I’m definitely not a alcoholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

Typically now the excuses roll in

I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home

By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone

You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike

I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike

I'm sure your womanly ways would make horn honk once squeezed "

Oh that is a cert it would honk honk all night long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn I'm good at all the above

What? Putting on a wig and lipstick Infront of a mirror

If needs must

Fuck it, grap your coat

Got it

Don't forget mirror to pull your wang off in front of

I'm one step ahead of you,its in my bag,now get a wiggle on its cold out here ,taps my food

I can only drive my trike at 2mph

Typically now the excuses roll in

I can walk if you like, but I'll want a piggyback home

By the time you got here,my wig would have fizzed out,turkey black,and the horn gone

You looked at distance? We can fluff wig up in microwave, lurve black turkey, and I can bring horn on trike

I'm a woman so of course I've looked at the distance lol,hmmm I want a horn in your pants not on your damn trike

I'm sure your womanly ways would make horn honk once squeezed

Oh that is a cert it would honk honk all night long "

Honk honk

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