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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I put a sheet over my head and hid in a wardrobe then leapt out shouting 'whoooooo'.

It didn't end well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The definition says usually in the hopes of marriage so errmmmm never.

But in general today.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."

Do you need to borrow a piles cushion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear wooing and I just wanna go woooooing woooooooooing.

So yeah, never.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.

Do you need to borrow a piles cushion? "

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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.

In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I seduced someone once I can remember how because I look back and considering she was absolutely bloody sexy as hell… but somehow I was with a girl of my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."

I've found most of the younger women in London I've spoken to have been like that haha!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

When I brought her an airfryer.

Those things are worth more than diamonds these days!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My late partner wood me. It took a year but he got there in the end

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.

Do you need to borrow a piles cushion?

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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.

In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo.

You can try, I'm a hard one to woo though so bring your A game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.

Do you need to borrow a piles cushion?

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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.

In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo.

You can try, I'm a hard one to woo though so bring your A game

Dying flowers from a service station handsome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bit of woo'ing.

NBVN x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’ve never woo’d anyone. I’ve been quite woo’d to people…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments. "

i’m good at ‘whit woo’ing’ people.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments. "

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put a sheet over my head and hid in a wardrobe then leapt out shouting 'whoooooo'.

It didn't end well.

That was you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time."

Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.

Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.

One of these...

https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time."

Presence is far more important than presents, and magic comes from memories, not stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awful at wooing people and wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm me, I'll chat to you and if you want something more, you'll have to let me know because I'm sure shit not having the confidence to initiate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time."

My love language is acts of service so if I really like someone, Doing little things for them comes a lot more naturally than being verbal about how I feel. so I’d agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.

Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.

One of these...

https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU"

Did I just watch American Dad?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.

Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.

One of these...

https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU

Did I just watch American Dad?

Yes, yes you did.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."

I don’t think he actually wooed her, they fumbled about in the peak district, he then fucked off & she went insane. I think I do that regularly

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."

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I'm not one to name names but the object of my first woo was Polly Chromatic, but she failed to capitulate.

I've since had to change my 'savoir faire'.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.

I don’t think he actually wooed her, they fumbled about in the peak district, he then fucked off & she went insane. I think I do that regularly

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Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.

Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.

One of these...

https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU

Did I just watch American Dad?

Yes, yes you did."

*logs into fab - checks messages- pops into forum - watches American Dad clip!

Can you see how I’m confused ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that.

Do you need to borrow a piles cushion?

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Yes please, as long as it's got a classic Liberty™ floral print.

In any case - in my next life I'm woo'ing you, mofo.

You can try, I'm a hard one to woo though so bring your A game

Dying flowers from a service station handsome?"

Only if a dog has peed on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the last time I indulged was when I played The Sims.

Have fun woo'ing Nero.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments.

I think the best woo isn't a verbal compliment, it's the gift of time.

Like a watch? That would woo me, a nice Tag.

One of these...

https://youtu.be/is8xn-EQKcU

Did I just watch American Dad?

Yes, yes you did.

*logs into fab - checks messages- pops into forum - watches American Dad clip!

Can you see how I’m confused ?

Standard practice to me minus the checking messages bit

, seems perfectly rational and sane.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I don’t think I have actually ever wooed

anyone but if there’s someone out there to master this craft, it’s you, Nero.

Fingers crossed it all goes well and do your magic, you’re the true wizard of wooing

art xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."

You soppy sod, ex-husband.

I don't think I've ever been woo'd. Nor woo'd. It's more an accidental happening that gradually becomes begrudgingly the norm. Like if Pip had worn down Estella enough that a tiny piece of heart thawed and thought ah fuck it, might as well give the poor twonk a chance.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life."

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You should try it; it would be woo'd not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woo myself everyday in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I woo myself everyday in the mirror "

If watching yourself wank and telling yourself you're a good boy is wooing I do that too xoxo

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

" I woo myself everyday in the mirror "

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tu es fantastique, mon ami.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever woo’d.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

A week last Tuesday at 3:27pm and it was unreciprocated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried last week and failed Miserably but hey ho God loves a trier

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’m not sure if I’m very good at woo’ing people. I’m rubbish at paying compliments. "

The latter part isn’t even remotely true. You’re always saying nice things.

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."

Sounds a little creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done this ..... wouldn't have a clue where to start.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Wooing is about as clear to me as a poke in the eye with a mustardy finger. I recognise a woo but would struggle to undertake a woo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wooing is about as clear to me as a poke in the eye with a mustardy finger. I recognise a woo but would struggle to undertake a woo."

Now where did I put the mustard

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I woo Alice a number of times a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never done this ..... wouldn't have a clue where to start.

Don't talk about suffocating me with your ass for starters...

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"When I brought her an airfryer.

Those things are worth more than diamonds these days!

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I've already invested in a Tiffany™ Airfryer...just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember the last time I was woo'd, I buy my own flowers and chocolate

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By *rincess Peach xxCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

When was the last time you engaged in the artful dalliance of woo'ing someone? When did the 'Heathcliff' in you invoke a desire to pursue your 'Catherine Earnshaw'?

I'm in the process of woo'ing. So far so good. She's very young and impressionable but, alas, she's a pain in the royal arse as well. I suppose I'm irrevocably drawn to that."

Send her the D.

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Helps if youre an Owl.....

Too-wit-too-woo...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life. "

Same. Mr KC and I fell together on a sofa at a house party, while everyone else went to the pub. We spent the night together, fully clothed, and have been together ever since. Almost 19yrs now

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Wooing over rated

I buy flowers and gifts, I write poems, I cook for them and all the other things that are supposed to woo but still single

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life.

Same. Mr KC and I fell together on a sofa at a house party, while everyone else went to the pub. We spent the night together, fully clothed, and have been ever since. Almost 19yrs now

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You've been fully clothed for 19 years?!!

At what point will you start with the jiggy-jiggy?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not sure I've ever wooed anyone in my life.

Same. Mr KC and I fell together on a sofa at a house party, while everyone else went to the pub. We spent the night together, fully clothed, and have been ever since. Almost 19yrs now

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You've been fully clothed for 19 years?!!

At what point will you start with the jiggy-jiggy? "

Never. Our daughter was immaculately conceived

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

She's ejaculate-immaculate ^

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I wouldn't call it wooing, but I do love the early, uncertain, tentative signals period of a relationship.

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