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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Years ago my pet dog used to sleep on the bed. I greeted the day one morning to the sound of the dog enjoying his morning fart inches from my face and I do mean inches, opening one eye I thought to myself, well this day can only get better a tenth of a second later a foul stench filled my nostrils !

Needless to say the dog and I were barely on speaking terms for most of the morning !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should smell Siren's morning breath. Beats any fookin mutt fart I tell ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do dogs do that ?

If I am lay down and he snuggles into me, it always his arse I get in my face as opposed to his cheeky chops

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