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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?

(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?

(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?

(c) Wtf!!

(d) ?????

Asking for a friend obviously...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

D: Help them with the underwear catalogue. The pages most likely will be stuck together from the previous wanker.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

D) ensure every desk and piece of equipment I used from then on was cleaned to within an inch of its life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask in they need a hand and let them screw me over the desk

On a serious note emmm run for the eye bleach

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

If it was a bloke I would leave if was a woman ask if she needed help

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Take the piss out of him, for the rest of his life.

The mr

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I would actually piss myself laughing if it was anyone I worked with

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I'd probably be the wanker so can't comment

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

It's a difficult one because who really knows what they'd do in that situation.

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I’d tell them HR are on the phone and they want their money back for the code of conduct at work course they ran. Although they may have missed out the wanking in the office part…

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Depends how nice the willy was

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Do the big round incredulous eyes at them and deliver a withering remark.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I have a very funny story about working nights in a very famous building in London many many years ago.

Doing a big refurbishment on the top floor.

Long story short.

We got locked in at night always brought our food with us and ate on the job.

One evening my colleague forgot his lunch and had to go back to his car.

The only way back was down to security hut in carpark underground.

As my colleague approached security guard has his back to the door and furiously wanking over a porn mag.

As my colleague had to ask him to open the shutter he banged on the door.

Security guard throws magazine in the air over his shoulder, stumbles as he gets up and falls over the desk bare arsed.

Incredibly embarrassed he begs my colleague not to tell anyone.

"Sure mate your secret is safe with me"

On his return he promptly tells us all,we piss ourselves laughing.

Right,the security guard has to every hour do the round's of the building check-in at set points,to get to one he has to walk past our work area.

We sit in a corridor on dust sheets to eat our food around 2am.

He walks in rather sheepishly head down,we are all sitting in a row dead silence as he quickly walk's past, just before he gets to the door we all shout in unison

"Wankerrrrr"

He turned to colleague scowls,goes red and disappear.

We piss ourselves.

Next day phones in sick and is off for the rest of the time the job was going claiming a bad back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooopphh you're a harsh mistress .

I think it might depend where this was taking place. If it was at my own desk I think I'd have a few choice words to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really Dave! *rolls eyes* I hope it comes out of the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like many, I now wank from home so I'm safe...unless I forget to sign out of the zoom meeting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in Education so I would be seriously skeeved out

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

It would depend who it was really. I'd make an inappropriate joke and ask if they needed a hand to make them feel awkward . Or tell them to put it the fuck away.

You've kinda made me envision some of the ladies in the office now actually....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When I worked at the hospital and was pregnant one of the workers decided to walk in front of me it's a very long story but he was marched of the premises and dismissed on grounds of gross misconduct.

I wasn't that bothered but if he had done it to someone else he may have traumatised them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

wank not walk

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm quite surprised by the harsh responses here ..considering that this is a sexual site ..and everybody indulges ...I guess its all about location..location..location...and context...I don't advocate or condone wanking in public or the workplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'but....why Greg?!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite surprised by the harsh responses here ..considering that this is a sexual site ..and everybody indulges ...I guess its all about location..location..location...and context...I don't advocate or condone wanking in public or the workplace "

They're wanking over an underwear catalogue in 2022, thats my main issue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite surprised by the harsh responses here ..considering that this is a sexual site ..and everybody indulges ...I guess its all about location..location..location...and context...I don't advocate or condone wanking in public or the workplace "

Not sure there have been any harsh responses. A good talking to by HR was what I expected people to say.

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By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

Offer them a hand. It will go one of two ways....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There's a time and place for everything. Also, I'd be a bit concerned that with no witnesses, they'd twist it to say they came in and caught me at it.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

D

Get my own cock out and start wanking behind them, until they notice. Occasionally check over my shoulder to see if I've started an office wanking conga line.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I would whip out my anti bac spray and spray anything and everything in the vicinity. I’m not going near any of it after seeing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would slowly look him up and down,then shake my head as I walked away,then tell everyone I saw

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By *ristol BiteMan
over a year ago

all over


"I would slowly look him up and down,then shake my head as I walked away,then tell everyone I saw "

Probably this ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die of embarrassment walk away shaking my head chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would slowly look him up and down,then shake my head as I walked away,then tell everyone I saw

Probably this ha "

Great minds

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


""Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?

(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?

(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?

(c) Wtf!!

(d) ?????

Asking for a friend obviously..."

Probably have a look to see what they are wanking over and just watch with a mug of coffee.

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Watch them.. They know the risk and probably why they doing it

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm an A, while also no doubt apologising profusely as if I was the one in the wrong!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


""Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?

(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?

(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?

(c) Wtf!!

(d) ?????

Asking for a friend obviously..."

Ask them if they can avoid spunking on the pages and put it back in my drawer when they are finished!

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"D) ensure every desk and piece of equipment I used from then on was cleaned to within an inch of its life"

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By *uckmy8inchesMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Id watch them wanking... if I knew it were quiet I'd pull mine out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an A, while also no doubt apologising profusely as if I was the one in the wrong! "

This is me! I’d make the situation a lot more embarrassing for me than it originally was for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be horrified, turn around and leave the room and contact my boss and/or HR.

It's not the place to be wanking.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Pull out my phone

Open the camera

Take a pic

Now the boss is my bitch

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I have a very funny story about working nights in a very famous building in London many many years ago.

Doing a big refurbishment on the top floor.

Long story short.

We got locked in at night always brought our food with us and ate on the job.

One evening my colleague forgot his lunch and had to go back to his car.

The only way back was down to security hut in carpark underground.

As my colleague approached security guard has his back to the door and furiously wanking over a porn mag.

As my colleague had to ask him to open the shutter he banged on the door.

Security guard throws magazine in the air over his shoulder, stumbles as he gets up and falls over the desk bare arsed.

Incredibly embarrassed he begs my colleague not to tell anyone.

"Sure mate your secret is safe with me"

On his return he promptly tells us all,we piss ourselves laughing.

Right,the security guard has to every hour do the round's of the building check-in at set points,to get to one he has to walk past our work area.

We sit in a corridor on dust sheets to eat our food around 2am.

He walks in rather sheepishly head down,we are all sitting in a row dead silence as he quickly walk's past, just before he gets to the door we all shout in unison

"Wankerrrrr"

He turned to colleague scowls,goes red and disappear.

We piss ourselves.

Next day phones in sick and is off for the rest of the time the job was going claiming a bad back.

"

lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


""Wanderlust" episode one... If you walked into the office at work and interrupted a colleague wanking over an underwear catalogue, what would you do?

(a) Back out of the office slowly and go bleach your eyes?

(b) Ignore them, get your mug of tea and start working at your keyboard?

(c) Wtf!!

(d) ?????

Asking for a friend obviously..."

Depends on the colleague.

A. colleague I hate...take a picture and send to HR. Gross misconduct.

B. colleague I like but don't want to have sex with.... Um are you mentally ok? Direct to counselling, therapy, GP and Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous cause I would miss them if they got fired.

C. Colleague I fancy the pants off....well.......

..loo or lockable cleaning cupboard...I can help them with that.

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By *osh blokeMan
over a year ago

hereford

My ex missus had to take a bloke to disciplinary for masturbating at work.

She told me that she called him into the quiet room (she had his line manager and a scribe present also as per hr).

She asked him why he thought he'd been called in and he replied with is it because of the credits I've made against my families accounts. . After she replied no, she then told him that some of the others who sat at the same bank of desks as him suspected he was masturbating. She expected him to deny everything but he admitted everything there and then and just said he wasn't getting any at home. As per protocol she had to suspend him immediately at which point he resigned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work from my living room so I'd be really pretty surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cock mate. Hard at work, are we?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"My ex missus had to take a bloke to disciplinary for masturbating at work.

She told me that she called him into the quiet room (she had his line manager and a scribe present also as per hr).

She asked him why he thought he'd been called in and he replied with is it because of the credits I've made against my families accounts. . After she replied no, she then told him that some of the others who sat at the same bank of desks as him suspected he was masturbating. She expected him to deny everything but he admitted everything there and then and just said he wasn't getting any at home. As per protocol she had to suspend him immediately at which point he resigned. "

That's actually quite sad and what an unhappy man

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