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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.

What’s your favourite Christmas food?

Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*

*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.

What’s your favourite Christmas food?

Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*

*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind

I love brandy snaps with clotted cream. But also the Xmas dinner, all of it. The stuffing the parsnips, the turkey, pigs n blankets and much more. Can't just choose one.

Let's just say you wouldn't be too far away as who to eat it from!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

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Marzipan and icing from the cake, wrap you up in it and leave a few holes in it so you can breathe....you're mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pierogi

Krokiety

Barasz z uszkami

All foreign dishes as you can see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marzipan and icing from the cake, wrap you up in it and leave a few holes in it so you can breathe....you're mine now

Like a sweet tasting cocoon, and I’m your butterfly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have a particular favourite Xmas food, I just like the 'no rules/airport rules apply' mentality that anything goes at Xmas! So if anyone fancies being buried under a mountain of turkey, gravy, quality street and wine shout me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate a sharing sized bad of salt +vinegar crisps.. I didn't even enjoy them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pierogi

Krokiety

Barasz z uszkami

All foreign dishes as you can see

I had those dishes last year on the 24th

our ‘resident chef’ (family member) made them with so much pride. And my God - SO GOOD

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Marzipan and icing from the cake, wrap you up in it and leave a few holes in it so you can breathe....you're mine now

Like a sweet tasting cocoon, and I’m your butterfly

I will set you free to fly so high, with each nibble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd still eat custard poured all over your RFD. Some things can't change

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Pierogi

Krokiety

Barasz z uszkami

All foreign dishes as you can see

I love them too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I have a particular favourite Xmas food, I just like the 'no rules/airport rules apply' mentality that anything goes at Xmas! So if anyone fancies being buried under a mountain of turkey, gravy, quality street and wine shout me up

! "

*waits for the tsunami of messages to hit Mary’s ahem…box

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

My favourite is the Christmas Day evening sandwich- but I couldn’t eat that off somebody…

So let’s go with sherry trifle off the most beautiful man on fab….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make biscoff fudge at Christmas, not sure I would eat it off anyone, it might melt. Safer to keep it!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"My favourite is the Christmas Day evening sandwich- but I couldn’t eat that off somebody…

So let’s go with sherry trifle off the most beautiful man on fab….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love those Lindt lindor balls

Even though they’re all year round - they’re Christmas food to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love those Lindt lindor balls

Even though they’re all year round - they’re Christmas food to me

Mate lindt milkshakes are...great. really great.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"My favourite is the Christmas Day evening sandwich- but I couldn’t eat that off somebody…

So let’s go with sherry trifle off the most beautiful man on fab….

That is good, I don't trifle with anyone these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love those Lindt lindor balls

Even though they’re all year round - they’re Christmas food to me

Mate lindt milkshakes are...great. really great."

You didn’t put them in a blender. This is blasphemy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love those Lindt lindor balls

Even though they’re all year round - they’re Christmas food to me

Mate lindt milkshakes are...great. really great.

You didn’t put them in a blender. This is blasphemy…"

No but the fine dessert store did and Red let me tell you, if I gave you some, you'd be my friend all over again!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I like mince pies. With cream. And I can never stop at one. So I'll have three please. Just need to borrow the torsos of Tmontana, FoolHardly and Lorenzo VonMatterhorn.

That's not asking too much is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon? "

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like mince pies. With cream. And I can never stop at one. So I'll have three please. Just need to borrow the torsos of Tmontana, FoolHardly and Lorenzo VonMatterhorn.

That's not asking too much is it?

Shall I hold the pot of cream after you’ve poured it?

#Voyeur

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I like mince pies. With cream. And I can never stop at one. So I'll have three please. Just need to borrow the torsos of Tmontana, FoolHardly and Lorenzo VonMatterhorn.

That's not asking too much is it?

Shall I hold the pot of cream after you’ve poured it?

#Voyeur

I don't think anyone could object to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon? "

We can have a spoon afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.

What’s your favourite Christmas food?

Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*

*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind

Anything edible at all and from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?"

Thats pleasure not pain though.....

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By *r SmartypantsMan
over a year ago

London

Steamy Christmas pudding with waitrose vanilla Madagascan custard. #Amen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.

What’s your favourite Christmas food?

Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*

*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind

Anything edible at all and from you

Sprouts from my belly button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

Thats pleasure not pain though....."

Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.

What’s your favourite Christmas food?

Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*

*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind

Anything edible at all and from you

Sprouts from my belly button?

And yes is coming up in 3...2....1...

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.

What’s your favourite Christmas food?

Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*

*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind

Anything edible at all and from you

Sprouts from my belly button?

are they cooked with bacon and chestnuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

Thats pleasure not pain though.....

Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball

I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha

Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I vote to spend Xmas with Mary…I’ll bring brandy cream and RedforDanger….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiteroles

Maturevixen ! Yummy

Whipped cream

Foxy red

And yes the whole can

Could be messy but very satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a Love Cushion……sorry I mean a Lebkuchen

chocolatey spicy goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bar of solid Lindt chocolate that I buy every Christmas. Break up the squares and place them on the legs and I'll make my way up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

Thats pleasure not pain though.....

Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball

I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha

Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....

Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

Thats pleasure not pain though.....

Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball

I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha

Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....

Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?

Can't do that, the neighbours would talk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sprouts from my belly button?

are they cooked with bacon and chestnuts?"

Yes! That sounds amazing. I’ll be fighting you to eat them, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to eat cream off you red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

Thats pleasure not pain though.....

Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball

I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha

Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....

Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?

Can't do that, the neighbours would talk!

Fine! I'll tap out like a boring vanilla person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to eat cream off you red"

No mince pies or Christmas pudding? Just my…erm…puddings?

(Sorry, it’s late)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

Thats pleasure not pain though.....

Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball

I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha

Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....

Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?

Can't do that, the neighbours would talk!

Pig farm. You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't spoil it by adding extras just you and cream would be perfect

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Sprouts from my belly button?

are they cooked with bacon and chestnuts?

Yes! That sounds amazing. I’ll be fighting you to eat them, though

oh i would happily share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stollen, the marzipan Centre is lovely too.

I'd happily eat them off you too.

Puff pastry mince pies with cream inside, should I mention cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a fresh cream trifle eaten off Dreamy Boo's stupendous busom.

Will you need a spoon?

I would also do this but fear you'd react like a pissed off cat and I could be punched any moment

I don't punch people, what do you take me for?

Some that grinds on people's faces until they pass out? Or was that nightmareboo?

Thats pleasure not pain though.....

Oh yeah my flatlining body will be having a ball

I said "until they tap out, not pass out" you dipstick ha ha ha

Getting rid of a dead body is probably hard work you know I don't have time for that....

Oh I figured you would just leave me for the crows in your garden or something I dunno?

Can't do that, the neighbours would talk!

Pig farm. You’re welcome

Wow you really are a sweetheart to little old me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stollen, the marzipan Centre is lovely too.

I'd happily eat them off you too.

Puff pastry mince pies with cream inside, should I mention cream?

When?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steamy Christmas pudding with waitrose vanilla Madagascan custard. #Amen.

I’ve just added this to my shopping list

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Beef Wellington and goose-fat roast potatoes are almost as good cold as hot. So, those.

I don't like cream, which feels like Fab lèse-majesté. Crème patissière,on the other hand...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Amontillado Sherry Trifle. Extra cream would be the pinnacle of guilt-less exalted pleasure.

It's one of those rare moments when my taste buds are dancing quicker than my feet...•°*

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

This year is probably going to be my most miserable Christmas ever, I went on a sugar purge 2 months ago and I've lost a stone. Now I've seen results I'm committed to push it through to the new year, so all my favourite things are off the menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead

Can you pick a food and I can just snack on it in the corner while I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stollen, the marzipan Centre is lovely too.

I'd happily eat them off you too.

Puff pastry mince pies with cream inside, should I mention cream?

When?

Just say when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead

Can you pick a food and I can just snack on it in the corner while I watch?

Yes of course

, try not to snack too much though we may (most definitely will) need you to join in at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just made a fresh batch of vodka margarine for Christmas.

Cost of moving means I can’t afford brandy butter

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Pierogi

Krokiety

Barasz z uszkami

All foreign dishes as you can see

I had those dishes last year on the 24th

our ‘resident chef’ (family member) made them with so much pride. And my God - SO GOOD"
you own a hotel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…brandy cream. JustAnotherElf’s fault.

What’s your favourite Christmas food?

Which fabber’s body would you happily eat it from…?*

*I am not saying I ate it from her body. Well…maybe in my mind

Oh how have I only just seen this!

You can never have too much brandy cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can never have enough cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can never have enough cream

I think I’ve got a photo with some cream in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead

Can you pick a food and I can just snack on it in the corner while I watch?

Yes of course

, try not to snack too much though we may (most definitely will) need you to join in at some point

You have all the best ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This year is probably going to be my most miserable Christmas ever, I went on a sugar purge 2 months ago and I've lost a stone. Now I've seen results I'm committed to push it through to the new year, so all my favourite things are off the menu."

A stone! That’s awesome. Keto?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"A bar of solid Lindt chocolate that I buy every Christmas. Break up the squares and place them on the legs and I'll make my way up

Oh my!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Beef Wellington and goose-fat roast potatoes are almost as good cold as hot. So, those.

I don't like cream, which feels like Fab lèse-majesté. C,on the other hand...

Oh my days this thread is just utter filth food porn

But please bring me some crème patissière, pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People loosing weight? I usually put on a stone over Xmas.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"People loosing weight? I usually put on the Rolling Stones over Xmas."

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He can't get no... satisfaction. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just forget the food and lick you all over instead

Can you pick a food and I can just snack on it in the corner while I watch?

Yes of course

, try not to snack too much though we may (most definitely will) need you to join in at some point

You have all the best ideas

I I owe right! That hadn't even entered my thought process at all

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"People loosing weight? I usually put on the Rolling Stones over Xmas.

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He can't get no... satisfaction. ^"

Well done.

I have a love of brie with everything at this time of year.

Struffoli is epic.

Ohhh roast potatoes.

Pandoro.

I quite like food.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ll do anything for buttered mince pies and brandy cream or baileys cream

We’d both love to lick icing and cream off your body OP…

BP x

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

The Christmas sandwiches/wraps/subs in Tesco, and the bakes in Gregg's. Anything with cranberry added to it basically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat roast turkey off any of the women here.

Not because it would turn me on necessarily but for the lols

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A stone! That’s awesome. Keto?"

No, I eat my regular food in the same quantities, but anything that has sugar in it is banned. So no sugar in drinks, no biscuits, no ice cream, no puddings, no sweets. Most importantly no substitutions. If I give up a few biscuits, I don't rationalise in my head that I'm allowed a packet of crisps instead. That item just gets cut out and it's gone.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

I'm definitely a fan of a trifle during the holiday season, and there are a few redheads here I wouldn't mind eating one off

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Pierogi

Krokiety

Barasz z uszkami

All foreign dishes as you can see

That’s my ultimate family home memory, labour of love

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Whipped cream and Nutella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People loosing weight? I usually put on the Rolling Stones over Xmas.

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He can't get no... satisfaction. ^

Well done.

I have a love of brie with everything at this time of year.

Struffoli is epic.

Ohhh roast potatoes.

Pandoro.

I quite like food.

Brie and bacon sourdough bagels…. Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People loosing weight? I usually put on the Rolling Stones over Xmas.

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He can't get no... satisfaction. ^

Well done.

I have a love of brie with everything at this time of year.

It’s my number 2 favourite cheese.

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