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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ever had a great idea for a picture for fab. Seen it in your minds eye. It'd be cute and coy and sexy all at the same time. Then you take it and bam, it's like looking at a shrivelled old grandma in the old folks home and your confidence dives.

Share those moments here. Sharing is caring after all. Plus we could all do with a good laugh

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

So I had this image of me bending over in the shower picking up the soap. I'd look cute, wet and sexy. Plus I could show off my delightful bottom.

O M G

It was like Star Wars. That's no moon!

Somehow an albino hippo had invaded my shower and stuck it's giant arse in front of the camera lens.

Those pictures got deleted rather swiftly. I'll stick to showing off my soapy tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple times they never work for me

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"So I had this image of me bending over in the shower picking up the soap. I'd look cute, wet and sexy. Plus I could show off my delightful bottom.

O M G

It was like Star Wars. That's no moon!

Somehow an albino hippo had invaded my shower and stuck it's giant arse in front of the camera lens.

Those pictures got deleted rather swiftly. I'll stick to showing off my soapy tits "

albino hippo spat my drink

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Multiple times they never work for me "

Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latest one looks like someone has just walked in on me in the M&S changing rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple times they never work for me "

I can imagine with that body

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"My latest one looks like someone has just walked in on me in the M&S changing rooms. "

That's not just any changing room..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that end up in my deleted items omg.

As you say, you think oh yeah this will work.... Uh uh can be soul destroying

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Yes, my Halloween one:

https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/827b9435-3fc6-4595-93b5-52c6199bd497

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

All of mine.

Luckily I’ve got Sam’s beautiful penis pictures and general amazing manliness to offset my suspect sexy lingerie pictures.

H.

(This post was 100% not written by Sam.)

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings.

So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open.

When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene.

Not a good look

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings.

So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open.

When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene.

Not a good look "

That's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My latest one looks like someone has just walked in on me in the M&S changing rooms.

That's not just any changing room.. "

Haha. It’s luxurious..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, my Halloween one:

https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/827b9435-3fc6-4595-93b5-52c6199bd497

"

I the captions!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was trying to do stripes from the blind in the window, but strong daylight points out every flaw. I could be the zebras arse to your hippo. There's a reason to like low light and its not for the romance

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Yes, my Halloween one:

https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/827b9435-3fc6-4595-93b5-52c6199bd497

"

Sexiest ghost I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m taking a picture that I know I’m going to crop my head out of , the un cropped version makes me laugh. I pull the most unflattering faces then before posting it I think I’ve got a hard neck posting that trying to look all sexy when I know what my face looks like in half of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple times they never work for me

Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum "

Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off

Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple times they never work for me

Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum

Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off

Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr "

Tell them about the time you lost the soap on a rope .. Don't be shyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multiple times they never work for me

Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum

Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off

Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr

Tell them about the time you lost the soap on a rope .. Don't be shyyyyyyy "

Oh no you had to bring that one up

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This one time at the nursing home.....

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ll start by saying we have a phone that works off voice activation…

One of our earlier pics i was on my knees and C has her legs spread facing away from the camera, lying on the bed, so all you see is my head between C’s legs…and the side of her boobs.

Anyway the camera was going off loads as we generally laugh a lot during our pics.

It was only when we looked back at them all - one of them really looks like C is giving birth to me ()

It looks completely freaky as I’m smiling as it looks like she’s pushing me out

It’s going back but it’s 20th October 2020, to give you a sense of the pic

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I take a bum pic and making sure my balls aren't dangling down in the shot

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings.

So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open.

When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene.

Not a good look "

I actually find that scene madly erotic . Maybe I need to head on over to the “weird” thread

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’ll start by saying we have a phone that works off voice activation…

One of our earlier pics i was on my knees and C has her legs spread facing away from the camera, lying on the bed, so all you see is my head between C’s legs…and the side of her boobs.

Anyway the camera was going off loads as we generally laugh a lot during our pics.

It was only when we looked back at them all - one of them really looks like C is giving birth to me ()

It looks completely freaky as I’m smiling as it looks like she’s pushing me out

It’s going back but it’s 20th October 2020, to give you a sense of the pic

K"

Childbirth is definitely *not* sexy, but that does sound hilarious. I hope you kept the pictures, even if you never show them to anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs kept photo bombing.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think if I had experienced photographers, akin to blockbuster film directors who could artfully transform my ideas into incredibly high grade shots. I'd try to pull off more.

Otherwise, it's posing on the bed, with sheet creases getting perfect focus. I'm shoved somewhere in the shot, not quite centrally and when I do them, I think I look like I need to be in the bed asleep, as I'm haggered, not posing on it.

I give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .

Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing

It slurped out eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .

Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing

It slurped out eventually "

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

LOADS

Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!!

Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!!

Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"LOADS

Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!!

Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!!

Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa "

You certainly paint a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .

Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing

It slurped out eventually

"

It was like giving birth Jack

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .

Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing

It slurped out eventually "

I've often thought how far I could fire one of those. I don't think I'll give it a go now though

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .

Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing

It slurped out eventually

It was like giving birth Jack "

I might have snorted with laughter reading that

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"LOADS

Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!!

Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!!

Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa "

That has properly made me laugh

K took a pic recently when we were in London. I've no idea how it happened exactly but K is sat in a chair and I'm stood over him. My legs are projected to be bigger than all of his seemingly borrower sized self. My arse cheeks are 4 times bigger than his head!

It's the stuff of nightmares

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shit at taking pictures of myself so pretty much every photo is a fail

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I take a better photo of others than I do of myself.

We did some UV gunge play once, trying all different consistencies. With the thick blue it looked like a Smurf had shat on the Mrs, and she had a blue skid mark running down her body.

Good times

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh yes, many a time! Spent ages trying to get lip closeups, that biting thing or finger in the mouth. Always blurry as fuck and I look like I'm gurning or trying to pick something out of my teeth

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a pic on here before that had loads of likes, which I found hilarious as I knew how truly unsexy taking it was. So I posted the video of me trying to get the shot for a laugh and it got about 2 likes . People like illusions I guess !

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"Ever had a great idea for a picture for fab. Seen it in your minds eye. It'd be cute and coy and sexy all at the same time. Then you take it and bam, it's like looking at a shrivelled old grandma in the old folks home and your confidence dives.

Share those moments here. Sharing is caring after all. Plus we could all do with a good laugh

"

Most of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .

Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing

It slurped out eventually

I've often thought how far I could fire one of those. I don't think I'll give it a go now though

C"

It is surprisingly difficult to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out .

Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing

It slurped out eventually

It was like giving birth Jack

I might have snorted with laughter reading that "

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I take a better photo of others than I do of myself.

We did some UV gunge play once, trying all different consistencies. With the thick blue it looked like a Smurf had shat on the Mrs, and she had a blue skid mark running down her body.

Good times

"

That sounds worthy of a new profile picture to me

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