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"So I had this image of me bending over in the shower picking up the soap. I'd look cute, wet and sexy. Plus I could show off my delightful bottom. O M G It was like Star Wars. That's no moon! Somehow an albino hippo had invaded my shower and stuck it's giant arse in front of the camera lens. Those pictures got deleted rather swiftly. I'll stick to showing off my soapy tits " albino hippo spat my drink | |||
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"Multiple times they never work for me " Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum | |||
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"Multiple times they never work for me " I can imagine with that body | |||
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"My latest one looks like someone has just walked in on me in the M&S changing rooms. " That's not just any changing room.. | |||
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"Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings. So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open. When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene. Not a good look " That's brilliant | |||
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"My latest one looks like someone has just walked in on me in the M&S changing rooms. That's not just any changing room.. " Haha. It’s luxurious.. | |||
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"Yes, my Halloween one: https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/827b9435-3fc6-4595-93b5-52c6199bd497 " I the captions!! | |||
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"Yes, my Halloween one: https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/827b9435-3fc6-4595-93b5-52c6199bd497 " Sexiest ghost I've ever seen | |||
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"Multiple times they never work for me Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum " Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr | |||
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"Multiple times they never work for me Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr " Tell them about the time you lost the soap on a rope .. Don't be shyyyyyyy | |||
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"Multiple times they never work for me Ah, come on Jack. Give us some stories. It can't be worse than my hippo bum Well it’s always something like the lighting that’s off Or somehow the video went out of focus so it looked like you were looking through tracing paper grrrr Tell them about the time you lost the soap on a rope .. Don't be shyyyyyyy " Oh no you had to bring that one up | |||
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"Took a series of pics not long ago that had me wearing a pink silk gown and stockings. So, I had a few shots of me with robe closed and few wide open. When looking over the pics afterwards all I was reminded of was that scene from Silence of the Lambs... the would you fuck me scene. Not a good look " I actually find that scene madly erotic . Maybe I need to head on over to the “weird” thread | |||
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"I’ll start by saying we have a phone that works off voice activation… One of our earlier pics i was on my knees and C has her legs spread facing away from the camera, lying on the bed, so all you see is my head between C’s legs…and the side of her boobs. Anyway the camera was going off loads as we generally laugh a lot during our pics. It was only when we looked back at them all - one of them really looks like C is giving birth to me () It looks completely freaky as I’m smiling as it looks like she’s pushing me out It’s going back but it’s 20th October 2020, to give you a sense of the pic K" Childbirth is definitely *not* sexy, but that does sound hilarious. I hope you kept the pictures, even if you never show them to anyone else | |||
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out . Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing It slurped out eventually " | |||
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"LOADS Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!! Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!! Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa " You certainly paint a picture | |||
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out . Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing It slurped out eventually " It was like giving birth Jack | |||
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out . Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing It slurped out eventually " I've often thought how far I could fire one of those. I don't think I'll give it a go now though C | |||
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out . Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing It slurped out eventually It was like giving birth Jack " I might have snorted with laughter reading that | |||
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"LOADS Most recent was Halloween (so traumatised we haven’t bothered since)!! Thought I’d look totally amazing lying down on the kitchen island surrounded by an array of pumpkin tea lights - I looked like I’d fallen from a 25 storey block of flats with awkwardly broken legs!!! Angrily snapped a few more then got so pissed off we gave up and made a cuppa " That has properly made me laugh K took a pic recently when we were in London. I've no idea how it happened exactly but K is sat in a chair and I'm stood over him. My legs are projected to be bigger than all of his seemingly borrower sized self. My arse cheeks are 4 times bigger than his head! It's the stuff of nightmares C | |||
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"Ever had a great idea for a picture for fab. Seen it in your minds eye. It'd be cute and coy and sexy all at the same time. Then you take it and bam, it's like looking at a shrivelled old grandma in the old folks home and your confidence dives. Share those moments here. Sharing is caring after all. Plus we could all do with a good laugh " Most of mine | |||
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out . Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing It slurped out eventually I've often thought how far I could fire one of those. I don't think I'll give it a go now though C" It is surprisingly difficult to do | |||
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"I thought it would be funny to video a ping pong ball... It was all good and sexy until it disappeared with a squelch and i couldn't get it out . Cue 15 mins of frantic and frenzied probing It slurped out eventually It was like giving birth Jack I might have snorted with laughter reading that " | |||
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"I take a better photo of others than I do of myself. We did some UV gunge play once, trying all different consistencies. With the thick blue it looked like a Smurf had shat on the Mrs, and she had a blue skid mark running down her body. Good times " That sounds worthy of a new profile picture to me | |||
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