FabSwingers.com forum: Onesies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What exactly are they for ?

I thought they were like pyjamas, but when I was in the Trafford Centre at weekend, I saw a lad wearing one whilst out shopping with his mates !

Gotta say, I thought he looked a dick, but then again I have never been one for fashions.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Yes they are pyjamas and yes he was a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't wait for mine, i know Santa is bringing me one

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"can't wait for mine, i know Santa is bringing me one

Any particular type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How any guy wearing one of those ridiculous things can think he'll still pull girls is living in a dream world. I've seen some shit fashion trends in my time but that just about tops the lot. I hope these guys are photographed wearing them and then the photos are displayed years later at their 40th birthday party of what a prize cunt looks like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can't wait for mine, i know Santa is bringing me one

Any particular type?"

A dark one dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How any guy wearing one of those ridiculous things can think he'll still pull girls is living in a dream world. I've seen some shit fashion trends in my time but that just about tops the lot. I hope these guys are photographed wearing them and then the photos are displayed years later at their 40th birthday party of what a prize cunt looks like.

pmsfl

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Beat around the bush why doncha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I put on one I'd look like a frickin teletubby!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I totally agree,they look bad enough on women and now the men are wearing them

The things people do in the name of fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt wear them...but I dont wear tracksuits(the bottom halfs)...but for joggers yeah, they look OK...but its just a fuckin joined up tracksuit, nothing stylish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive put on a bit of weight and could do with a twosie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actively encourage my son, his friends and their girlfriends to wear them, they may only be 14 yr olds but they are chock full of hormones ..... the lot of them. Onesies are the burqas of horny youths and beloved of said youths mothers.

May all teenagers get one for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're just bedroom overalls to protect you from all the nasty dirty stuff that goes on in your bed. One thing puzzles me though, what the fook is the hood for?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Speak for yourself

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

"I actively encourage my son, his friends and their girlfriends to wear them, they may only be 14 yr olds but they are chock full of hormones ..... the lot of them. Onesies are the burqas of horny youths and beloved of said youths mothers.

May all teenagers get one for Christmas.

Great thinking!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"can't wait for mine, i know Santa is bringing me one

Any particular type?

A dark one dear

Is that a BBO?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are great....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"They're just bedroom overalls to protect you from all the nasty dirty stuff that goes on in your bed. One thing puzzles me though, what the fook is the hood for?

For when youre with a guy with a crap aim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"If I put on one I'd look like a frickin teletubby!

I tried a pink one on. Looked in the mirror. Mr Blobby. It went back on the shelf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one "

you big kid lol xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'd look like mr fucking tumble in one

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

May all teenagers get one for Christmas.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one

you big kid lol xx"

Dam right

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

i want the bat one you get in prmark wellgutted they were sold ou t i cant get one for my 8 years old ywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get onesies day wear and onesies night wear, I know, my company sell both versions lol.

Can't say I'd ever buy one to wear night or day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i want the bat one you get in prmark wellgutted they were sold ou t i cant get one for my 8 years old ywhere

My son has the bat, and his friends have the wolf and fox ones, bought them off ebay to be told by my daughter they were the same but cheaper in Primark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can't wait for mine, i know Santa is bringing me one

Any particular type?

A dark one dear

Is that a BBO?"

Yes... called Derek2

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"can't wait for mine, i know Santa is bringing me one

Any particular type?

A dark one dear

Is that a BBO?

Yes... called Derek2

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord if I was to wear one of them things I would look like a 6' 1" multi coloured condom, apparently they come with hoods and shit like that. They are wearing them for charity in my local Supermarket I mean friggin hell if you have to wear it for charity why the fuck would you wear it for no reason. Any fucker who says to you it is fashion is a Gok I know fuck all about fashion Whhhhaaaaaaaannnnn Twat.

I mean I know I am a complete penis at times and understand the changing fashion trend but ffs who wants to wander around like one of the fucking oompa loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they look like over sized baby grows and wouldn't be seen dead in one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they look like over sized baby grows and wouldn't be seen dead in one!!

well I cant afford a coffin, a onsie will do...besides..its biodegradeable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lord if I was to wear one of them things I would look like a 6' 1" multi coloured condom, apparently they come with hoods and shit like that. They are wearing them for charity in my local Supermarket I mean friggin hell if you have to wear it for charity why the fuck would you wear it for no reason. Any fucker who says to you it is fashion is a Gok I know fuck all about fashion Whhhhaaaaaaaannnnn Twat.

I have two, I like them, they keep me cosy.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got my friend a leapard one for christmas and a monkey one for my son. I got jay to wear the monkey one and i took photos, promising i wouldnt put them on facebook, whoops they just jumped on there lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I agree with everyone who says they look daft but by fuck are they cosy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I have two, I like them, they keep me cosy.

cosy,and unpenetrated,as you say,a perfect christmas gift for all teenagers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any bloke who wears one is a gimp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onesie easy to strip down

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

They are for showing off and being a twonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them too, but I would only one in the house, I wouldn't go outside or even open the door to the postman etc.

But I am all for creativity and if people want to wear them outside then that is ok.

I like to keep warm and toasty in the winter. I have onesies or long fleecy nighties that make me look like wee willy winkie, with long knitted socks.

Of course for the purpose of forum discussion I always wear La Perla nightgowns and Louboutin slippers

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

They are trump catchers for those who enjoy their own aroma.!

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

"If I put on one I'd look like a frickin teletubby!

My sentiments exactly

I'm hoping I don't get one for Xmas although my OH keeps telling me he's getting me one - he won't be my OH for much longer if he does!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twosies beat onesies

but nothing beats threes

(Cabaret)

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Any bloke who wears one is a gimp.

Ryan's got a snowman one!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I love my onesies, have several

Even my teenage son has one!!!

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By *insfordcoupleCouple
over a year ago

winsford cheshire

"They're just bedroom overalls to protect you from all the nasty dirty stuff that goes on in your bed. One thing puzzles me though, what the fook is the hood for?

keep yiy head wsrm as you lose most heat of your body from your head xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore my onesie!!

Especially good if you keep the zip undone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think they are the most ridiculous things and have no interest in getting one or wearing one. My son has a yellow, sponge bob one, think he looks like a walking banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they look like over sized baby grows and wouldn't be seen dead in one!!

My thought here too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Any bloke who wears one is a gimp.

Ryan's got a snowman one!

Yep and no problem admitting it

I don't have one of those black masks though !

Does a bin liner and a satsuma count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were xmas shopping last night and saw what could only be described as a female Billy Bunter, crossed with Bubbles from Little Britain crammed into a faux animal skin onesie that was two sizes too small.

Add to that the fact she was ransacking the selection boxes and xmas chocolate novelties like a ten year old.

She was a grown woman ffs and looked a complete twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any bloke who wears one is a gimp.

Ryan's got a snowman one!

Yep and no problem admitting it

I don't have one of those black masks though !

Does a bin liner and a satsuma count ? "

I discovered this morning that they are not practical for early morning dashes to the toilet. Particularly in the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're just bedroom overalls to protect you from all the nasty dirty stuff that goes on in your bed. One thing puzzles me though, what the fook is the hood for?

when you sneak out for a fag-- so ya ears dont get cold..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Any bloke who wears one is a gimp.

Ryan's got a snowman one!

Yep and no problem admitting it

I don't have one of those black masks though !

Does a bin liner and a satsuma count ?

I discovered this morning that they are not practical for early morning dashes to the toilet. Particularly in the winter

You told me you didn't wear it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they look like over sized baby grows and wouldn't be seen dead in one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any bloke who wears one is a gimp.

Ryan's got a snowman one!

Yep and no problem admitting it

I don't have one of those black masks though !

Does a bin liner and a satsuma count ?

I discovered this morning that they are not practical for early morning dashes to the toilet. Particularly in the winter

You told me you didn't wear it !!"

I did last night. I was cold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a wolf one, only use it for its intended use thow to stay warm on a cold night.

They're fun but wearing one outside your asking to be mocked even if It's got 3 stripes down the side.

after all it is just an oversized babygrow.

Seems fashion is about looking dumb these days, like wearing glasses twice the size of your face when you have 20-20 vision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems fashion is about looking dumb these days, like wearing glasses twice the size of your face when you have 20-20 vision.

that made me laugh

some girlies do look good in them though I have to say

i tried some on when i got my last specs but looked a complete dick

i sometimes need these little reminders that i am no longer 20 and trendy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What exactly are they for ?

I thought they were like pyjamas, but when I was in the Trafford Centre at weekend, I saw a lad wearing one whilst out shopping with his mates !

Gotta say, I thought he looked a dick, but then again I have never been one for fashions."

They are the work of the devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha just been doing presents with my son as I won't see him Xmas day and his present for me was a onesie

Well chuffed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hahaha just been doing presents with my son as I won't see him Xmas day and his present for me was a onesie

Well chuffed

What sort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I much prefer the tight latex onesies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha just been doing presents with my son as I won't see him Xmas day and his present for me was a onesie

Well chuffed

What sort?"

It's just a plain red one but it's well cosy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I much prefer the tight latex onesies

Only for you

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

how do you have a wee,it must take ages to unwrap yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha just been doing presents with my son as I won't see him Xmas day and his present for me was a onesie

Well chuffed

What sort?

It's just a plain red one but it's well cosy lol "

i love you when i say this... you look a twat in it though lol...

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you have a wee? "

Very carefully, especially if it has a hood on it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It could be worse - I keep seeing the Morph suits everywhere too. A whole bunch of young people crossing the road in onesies and Morphs on their way to a party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any bloke who wears one is a gimp.

Ryan's got a snowman one!

Yep and no problem admitting it

I don't have one of those black masks though !

Does a bin liner and a satsuma count ?

I discovered this morning that they are not practical for early morning dashes to the toilet. Particularly in the winter

Oh ! That answers a question then .

So they are not just long johns , they have no shit flap then a la Ned Clampet ?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've a horrible feeling I will be getting one from Santa!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a horrible feeling I will be getting one from Santa!!

Fnar fnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha just been doing presents with my son as I won't see him Xmas day and his present for me was a onesie

Well chuffed

What sort?

It's just a plain red one but it's well cosy lol

i love you when i say this... you look a twat in it though lol...

xxxx"

Pfffft jealousy is a horrible thing baby

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

would a fish net lacy body suit be classed as a onesie? Wouldn't mind a few of them lol x

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over a year ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I may look like a complete twat but they are comfy when you have eaten too much...... so they get a

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may look like a complete twat but they are comfy when you have eaten too much...... so they get a

we need to see

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they all wear them round here

Kids go round to the shops in them, mum's go pick up the kids from school in them, they just proper chavvy

my little one has a couple for bed or slobbing round the house in, theres no way id let her leave the house in it tho

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

One word....cuntish!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Who would want to sleep wrapped up in one of those???...au'naturale for me..

Chavs and Chavettes who always seem permanently cold might find em handy sitting at home curled up on the chase lounge eating pot noodles and drinking Red Bull while watching Jemmy Kile all day long..

Fine to sling on the kids quick...but grown up teens and adults...WRONG!

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would want to sleep wrapped up in one of those???...au'naturale for me..

Fine to sling on the kids quick...but grown up teens and adults...WRONG!

To be honest, they remind me of the adult baby fetish and why on earth would you wear one to bed complete with hood and ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my sis in the 90s wearing one to go out in, but back then it was a Naf Naf jumpsuit and much sought after (!)...harlequin design in bright yellow and cerise pink...what a twat she looked then!! Now i'd deffo like to have had a pic of that to tag her in on Facebook!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"If I put on one I'd look like a frickin teletubby!

AND....?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erections whilst wearing a onesie are not easy to hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would want to sleep wrapped up in one of those???...au'naturale for me..

Fine to sling on the kids quick...but grown up teens and adults...WRONG!

To be honest, they remind me of the adult baby fetish and why on earth would you wear one to bed complete with hood and ears

Mine is a Minnie Mouse one with eyes, ears and headband on the hood and complete with a tail too

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