FabSwingers.com forum: Dildos - the beginning of the end?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies and gentlemen of the kinky variety.

It's time to talk about something serious. Deadly serious.

Technology has brought about many wonderful things. The interwebs for example, and Christmas lights (you gorgeous flirty tinklers you!)

But alas one day a SICK individual created - the dildo. A phallus shaped object that does more than any penis can do. Vibrate, pump aggressively with no hint of a pause, and some...some even SQUIRT.

All conveniently stored in a bedside drawer.

Have these objects of devil worship meant that women are harder to seduce?! Is it easier for them to have a cup of tea with their side of orgasm?!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Harder to seduce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kept hearing how good they were and they can guarantee an orgasm every time for her … I bought hit myself one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah it still wouldn’t be the same as a man .

Alright for a quickie orgasm when the need arises but they wouldn’t ever replace x

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harder to seduce?"

Let's clarify this early! Harder to get in your bed (and this is absolutely not as should be clear a serious post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have to shave/wax.

Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.

Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.

Don't need to do anything in return.

I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.

Satisfaction.

Guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

Is this an attack? I feel attacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

More standards than dildos?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

Is this an attack? I feel attacked

If that's how you're reading it then you crack on with that accusation

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Toys are no substitute for a naked body, skin on skin , kissing , touching and caressing.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Harder to seduce?

Let's clarify this early! Harder to get in your bed (and this is absolutely not as should be clear a serious post

In that case the day a dildo can make a decent cup of coffee, get me a sandwich while I'm having a post orgasm wee and keep my side of the bed warm absolutely will they make it harder to seduce me.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Nah, I love my dildos dearly but I don’t have the urge to go down on them! I prefer having a man and ballbag attached to the phallus.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

More standards than dildos? "

More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.

Sometimes a toy is all we need and want

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Don't have to shave/wax.

Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.

Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.

Don't need to do anything in return.

I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.

Satisfaction.

Guaranteed.

And doesn't get offended when I'm done and say "ewwww, get away from me" and drop it off the bed onto the floor with a thud and turn my head in disgust

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nah, I love my dildos dearly but I don’t have the urge to go down on them! I prefer having a man and ballbag attached to the phallus. "

Reassuring to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

More standards than dildos?

More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.

Sometimes a toy is all we need and want

The same reasons we ask women. We want a toy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.

There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.

Long live penis wielders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have to shave/wax.

Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.

Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.

Don't need to do anything in return.

I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.

Satisfaction.

Guaranteed.

And doesn't get offended when I'm done and say "ewwww, get away from me" and drop it off the bed onto the floor with a thud and turn my head in disgust "

Your poor dildo. I weep on it's behalf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.

There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.

Long live penis wielders."

Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.

There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.

Long live penis wielders.

Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!"

Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

More standards than dildos?

More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.

Sometimes a toy is all we need and want

The same reasons we ask women. We want a toy.

Good luck with that one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.

There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.

Long live penis wielders."
my kind of gal

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Nah we are safe, dougy the dildo does not kiss, caress, touch sensually, massage, cwtch or cuddle and make a cup of tea after the morning cwtch naked under the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are not harder to seduce because of dildos, we just have more standards than some!!

More standards than dildos?

More standards than to just take up any man that offered sex.

Sometimes a toy is all we need and want

The same reasons we ask women. We want a toy.

Good luck with that one

I have my fingers crossed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I prefer a penis over a fake penis any day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.

There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.

Long live penis wielders.

Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!

Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously.

Good grief well please know I absolutely DO NOT want to ever see that are we clear?! That's, DO NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.

A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.

Same end result.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

I have yet to find a man that has given me as good an orgasm as my dildo(s), there may be more than one. Probably says more about my choices though.

A woman with a dildo, now you're talking! (Cleaned in a dishwasher first though, of course)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.

A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.

Same end result.

But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't have to shave/wax.

Don't have to wear makeup or do my hair.

Don't need to wear sexy lingerie.

Don't need to do anything in return.

I can roll over and go straight to sleep afterwards.

Satisfaction.

Guaranteed.

So much this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A dildo can't look into my eyes as it penetrates me, or kiss me as I orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.

A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.

Same end result.

But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!"

I do see.

Wand, less effort = happy me.

You wanna skip buy a skipping rope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.

A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.

Same end result.

But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!

I do see.

Wand, less effort = happy me.

You wanna skip buy a skipping rope. "

Well, I can see you're feeling spritely as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.

A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.

Same end result.

But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!

I do see.

Wand, less effort = happy me.

You wanna skip buy a skipping rope.

Well, I can see you're feeling spritely as usual

If you want sickeningly nice I'm maybe not the one for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will not replace a man, but they are a damn sight easier to meet and have fun with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a wand I can orgasm in less than a minute.

A guy takes a lot longer and it's a lot more effort than just lifting my hand.

Same end result.

But the wand doesn't feel like having a skip in it's step once it's achieved that! Don't you see?!

I do see.

Wand, less effort = happy me.

You wanna skip buy a skipping rope.

Well, I can see you're feeling spritely as usual

If you want sickeningly nice I'm maybe not the one for you

I'm just here for the chewed hula hoops and to check out that photoshopped body don't mind me!

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm kinda baffled by this topic and the OP's opening gambit. I've never found a dildo to be anything other than a toy to complement the fun you can have with someone

Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm guessing one of the biggest differences ladies find between a penis and a dildo is the fact that a dildo is less likely to be attached to a total bellend!

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

Maybe if your intimidated by a dildo herein lies the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm kinda baffled by this topic and the OP's opening gambit. I've never found a dildo to be anything other than a toy to complement the fun you can have with someone

Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm guessing one of the biggest differences ladies find between a penis and a dildo is the fact that a dildo is less likely to be attached to a total bellend!

I'm a very serious baffley guy. Some call me the baffler.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

If a dildo could give knee-tremblingly good eye contact, I'd be single forever.

Maybe I should stick googly eyes on mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got to get the buggers out the drawer though. A dildo with little legs that came when you whistled maybe?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Not harder to seduce, but it will always be a solid fixture in my life. Love me, tolerate my dildo

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"Not harder to seduce, but it will always be a solid fixture in my life. Love me, tolerate my dildo

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tolerate or worship lol

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"Still got to get the buggers out the drawer though. A dildo with little legs that came when you whistled maybe? "
alexa send dildo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.

There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.

Long live penis wielders.

Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!

Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously.

Good grief well please know I absolutely DO NOT want to ever see that are we clear?! That's, DO NOT

Oh this is a perfect video idea! Thank you x

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"If I throatfuck myself with a dildo I end up with a sore arm.

There's some good men around who save me from unnecessary exercise.

Long live penis wielders.

Have you throat fucked your dildo now?!

Yeah. Got to practise when there's not a stuntcock around obviously.

Good grief well please know I absolutely DO NOT want to ever see that are we clear?! That's, DO NOT

Oh this is a perfect video idea! Thank you x"
count me in x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

They can't kiss though, can they. I'd rather have that any day over a rubber cock.

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By *izzyRascalWoman
over a year ago

North Hants

I actually say something about this in my profile. Toys can give me orgasms but rarely satisfy me for long or in the ways a human connection can. I'll always need people as well as toys, but unfortunately not all folks are worth the time lol.

Did just buy myself a new toy with three way stimulation and thrusting. It looked amazing online but now I have it I can't try it because its an absolute power tool and not at all subtle

Need to wait til I'm home alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a dildo could give knee-tremblingly good eye contact, I'd be single forever.

Maybe I should stick googly eyes on mine."

Those eyes just going crazy in ecstacy giving you what you need. Oogly boogly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still got to get the buggers out the drawer though. A dildo with little legs that came when you whistled maybe? "

It might as well talk as well then, in a cockney London accent obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They can't kiss though, can they. I'd rather have that any day over a rubber cock."

They can't no

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

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