FabSwingers.com forum: Am I out of your league? Part two

By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

No, wait. I got the thread title wrong.

Fuck it, it’s staying. Can’t go any worse than the first thread did.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Your penis is better than mine.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Anyone who can pull off coloured spectacles is I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your penis is better than mine."

You’re boobies bigger than mine

Just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I could bang you if I smeared myself in marmite, especially around the nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, wait. I got the thread title wrong.

Fuck it, it’s staying. Can’t go any worse than the first thread did."

Damn I missed the first thread

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Still FAF….. anyone?

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Probably

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Still FAF….. anyone?

Careful what you say, Mellrose has tried to get us into a threesome before …

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Massively out of my league I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is out of my league

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

Would you want to be in my league lol

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Fuck no. Right at the top of the table

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"Fuck no. Right at the top of the table"
if only that quote was for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no leagues anyone who thinks like that

Are completely wrong

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Out of my league, pay bracket & so far out of reach…

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"Out of my league, pay bracket & so far out of reach…"
your lucky day I’m cheap and live next door lol

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyine who is between 2.4 and 4.6 statute miles away is out of my league.

#saynotometric

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"There is no leagues anyone who thinks like that

Are completely wrong"
I totally agree we are equall it’s just how you put yourself across and be confident plus believe in yourself x

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"#saynotometric

If you’re saying no to metric surely that should be two and two-fifths to four and three-fifths miles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll fuck you for free

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

More than likely

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Fuck no. Right at the top of the table"

If there’s a table we’ll just end up fucking on it. You know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no leagues anyone who thinks like that

Are completely wrongI totally agree we are equall it’s just how you put yourself across and be confident plus believe in yourself x"

Yip 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot on here that are way out of my league

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"#saynotometric

If you’re saying no to metric surely that should be two and two-fifths to four and three-fifths miles?

2 miles 704 yards and 4 miles 1056 Yards

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

I'm in my own league. It's over there. It has arcade machines and excellent steak and wine on Fridays.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"Fuck no. Right at the top of the table

If there’s a table we’ll just end up fucking on it. You know that."

And under It and over it and up Against it

Who needs a room when you’ve got a table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to stand alone and not consider myself in or out of anyone's league ...if I ever believed I was out of someone's league then the stunning ladies I have dated in my life certainly dropped there standards.

You are who you are, don't ever think you're not good enough because your thoughts will convince you your not

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Anyone over three miles away is outside my league.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Massively out of my league I think "

Boo to that thought.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm in my own league. It's over there. It has arcade machines and excellent steak and wine on Fridays."

And a goose. (But just the one, don’t get any ideas.)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Are you out of my league? As in above me and I'd be "punching"?

Fuck no.

Are we in completely different leagues based on morality? Indeed.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Can’t go any worse than the first thread did."

I might have been wrong about this.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm in a league of my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a league of my own

Not particularly but as not meeting, in a different country or into couples definitely not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still FAF….. anyone?

Careful what you say, Mellrose has tried to get us into a threesome before …"

I always get what I want

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Fuck no. Right at the top of the table"

Out of my league.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Available on a free transfer and two packets of Panini World Cup stickers

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Still FAF….. anyone?

Careful what you say, Mellrose has tried to get us into a threesome before …

I always get what I want

Out of age preferences.

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

To be fair if anyone thinks they’re out of anyone’s league that’s not my kind of person…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention Marmite?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Did someone mention Marmite?"

No, they said classy, and you popped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait. Let me find my glasses. And criteria list. And self imposed sense of inflated worth.

If you consider yourself openly being out of someone's league would that make you suddenly attractive to them? I doubt so. Best not to categorise yourself, I found.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair if anyone thinks they’re out of anyone’s league that’s not my kind of person…"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm in a league of my own

Not particularly but as not meeting, in a different country or into couples definitely not interested

That's why I'm on my own

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'm in a league of my own

Not particularly but as not meeting, in a different country or into couples definitely not interested

That's why I'm on my own

Let's go to Quest together

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I know explaining the joke ruins it, but some context for the evening crowd:

There was a thread today about the idea of people being ‘out of your league’. It went about as well as you’d expect. Filled up and closed down in record time with plenty of disagreements. I thought I’d jump in and take the mickey with a joke thread before anyone opened a serious sequel.

And now you’re up to date. Carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know explaining the joke ruins it, but some context for the evening crowd:

And now you’re up to date. Carry on."

Thanks for clearing that up I can now sleep sound tonight

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By *ultured Gent16Man
over a year ago

close.

"I know explaining the joke ruins it, but some context for the evening crowd:

And now you’re up to date. Carry on.

Thanks for clearing that up I can now sleep sound tonight

I’ll join you..

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