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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

That I’m actually okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I kinda want a man.

Just for Xmas though.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in. "

depends if its an electric oven thats floor mounted or gas

Becareful with the gas one though id only move it out 2-3 times a year.

If you move it more than that have a new flex hose fitted every 2-3 years otherwise it can fail with the movement.

More so if pulled out every month.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

depends if its an electric oven thats floor mounted or gas

Becareful with the gas one though id only move it out 2-3 times a year.

If you move it more than that have a new flex hose fitted every 2-3 years otherwise it can fail with the movement.

More so if pulled out every month."

Gas, it's literally been in the same spot for a decade. I only realised coz I had my gas safety check and actually read the report which said that it wasn't attached to anything.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have learned not to believe the bullshit spouted by some x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"That I kinda want a man.

Just for Xmas though. "

I’ve told you before. A man is for life, not just for Christmas.

No, wait. This is Fab isn’t it. A man can be for five minutes if you want. Less, even.

Carry on. As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I kinda want a man.

Just for Xmas though. "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women please remember, us men are fucking awful really!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"I have learned not to believe the bullshit spouted by some x"

I started a thread on here yesterday asking were everyone got their BS monitors. Not a single reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I kinda want a man.

Just for Xmas though.

I’ve told you before. A man is for life, not just for Christmas.

No, wait. This is Fab isn’t it. A man can be for five minutes if you want. Less, even.

Carry on. As you were."

Men last longer than 5minutes?!?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? "
normally they are screwed through holes where oven door opens so an easy mistake to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I kinda want a man.

Just for Xmas though.

I’ve told you before. A man is for life, not just for Christmas.

No, wait. This is Fab isn’t it. A man can be for five minutes if you want. Less, even.

Carry on. As you were.

Men last longer than 5minutes?!? "

I thought I did once, but it was the night the clocks went forward lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That I could have put my heating on this morning and isolated the leaking radiator.

I didn't have to freeze my nuts off.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I have learned not to believe the bullshit spouted by some x"
I learned that a long time ago

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That I really am cranky when tired

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By *acha1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I’ve learned I’ve got tv flu…….it’s like man flu but worse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to let things go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dachshunds look like sausages on a grill rolling when they wipeout on ice. I couldn't stop laughing. My daschund didn't find it amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im learning that the darkness is just passing and im keeping the black rabbit at bay,and im learning that the next 6 months will be the worst of my life but it can only get better...hopefully

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Best way to keep an oven clean is never use it.

That way, when women visit, they think you are a clean kitchen freak.

Allay the suspicions of the smarter ones with a strategically placed, part used, oven cleaning product.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have learned not to believe the bullshit spouted by some x

I started a thread on here yesterday asking were everyone got their BS monitors. Not a single reply "

2 for 1 in M&S

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Best way to keep an oven clean is never use it.

That way, when women visit, they think you are a clean kitchen freak.

Allay the suspicions of the smarter ones with a strategically placed, part used, oven cleaning product."

For the sake of clarity, that's not something I learned today but part of my acquired knowledge base.

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By *aptain OrgMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

…that a cow-bison hybrid is called a beefalo.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? normally they are screwed through holes where oven door opens so an easy mistake to make "

Some of us older guys last for ages

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? normally they are screwed through holes where oven door opens so an easy mistake to make

Some of us older guys last for ages"
well I lasted a while anyways

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

If it works then why worry luv

Xxx

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Today I learned........

Your "Today I learned" thread is more popular than Winstons "Today I learned 2" thread.

He'll laugh, guaranteed.

LA

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Today

Your "Today I learned" thread is more popular than Winstons "Today I learned 2" thread.

"

Today I learned 2 do what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I could fly.

Or.

That electronic hand brakes are a hazard and a nuisance.

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

I learned that at 61 women or couple s ar not interested in me. So am wasting my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I learned with age comes a tendency to do stupid things nothing major just got to remember to take my meds like good boy everything will be okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I learned........

Your "Today I learned" thread is more popular than Winstons "Today I learned 2" thread.

He'll laugh, guaranteed.

LA

"

I nearly had a breakdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best way to keep an oven clean is never use it.

That way, when women visit, they think you are a clean kitchen freak.

Allay the suspicions of the smarter ones with a strategically placed, part used, oven cleaning product."

Perhaps using the oven and being a splendid cook could be a turn on for a woman.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

My worth!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? "

But m’lady - ‘Tis far better to pretend that you never discovered this fact and subsequently save yourself the Herculean job of cleaning behind it; ignorance is pure bliss, I find

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Today I learned to not expect anything then I won’t be disappointed. The let downs just keep comin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I learned to not expect anything then I won’t be disappointed. The let downs just keep comin "

Hugs and only partly to be pressed against those boobs

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today?

But m’lady - ‘Tis far better to pretend that you never discovered this fact and subsequently save yourself the Herculean job of cleaning behind it; ignorance is pure bliss, I find "

My dog's been dead for 3 years and there was enough fur under it to make a new woofa

Also a knife, a teaspoon, a cheese slice wrapper, a lid off a butter tub and 27p in coins!

I do need to do inside it too. Ain't used it in about 6 months

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.

10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.

That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.

Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today?

But m’lady - ‘Tis far better to pretend that you never discovered this fact and subsequently save yourself the Herculean job of cleaning behind it; ignorance is pure bliss, I find

My dog's been dead for 3 years and there was enough fur under it to make a new woofa

Also a knife, a teaspoon, a cheese slice wrapper, a lid off a butter tub and 27p in coins!

I do need to do inside it too. Ain't used it in about 6 months "

Quite the treasure trove in there m’lady - almost a full cutlery set in fact

Funnily enough, I was thinking about cleaning my oven the other day…

Thankfully, I never got around to acting upon it though.

Maybe I should make it a New Years Resolution? (after all, I never keep to them so there’s no real danger of any resulting hard work)

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Today I learned that the quest for the golden pubes of the virgin elthel may never be found .due to lack of interest in my last thread OK a long time ago .

My post had nothing but junk mail and charity begging letters .

I learnt also I cant even put my shirt on properly haveing miss the left arm when trying to put it on

The worlds going to the dogs

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I feel your oven cleaning pain. Mine is a gas oven and I'm not sure how well it is fitted, so I don't dare attempt to move it and just accept it's likely to be a minging mess behind there.

What have I learned today? The Chupa Chups lolly logo was designed by Salvador Dali.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I feel your oven cleaning pain."

Try having to clean an Aga …

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I haven’t learnt anything yet I’ve just woken up ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t learnt anything yet I’ve just woken up ….

"

I've got time to teach you a thing or 2...?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I feel your oven cleaning pain.

Try having to clean an Aga … "

If I could afford an Aga I could afford a cleaner!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"If I could afford an Aga I could afford a cleaner! "

The Aga’s on 24/7 … Have you seen the price of gas these days? I have to clean it myself.

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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

That I have a Xmas Party on Saturday and England v France are on .. Poo ..!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

That tenderstem brocoli is actually a mix of broccoli and kale!

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

That I’m actually capable of quite amazing things when pushed or challenged

New job and a total baptism of fire this morning… but I got through it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"That I’m actually capable of quite amazing things when pushed or challenged

New job and a total baptism of fire this morning… but I got through it "

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That tenderstem brocoli is actually a mix of broccoli and kale!"

And they did call it koccoli? Shameful

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

I've learned I'm shallow and one dimensional.

John x

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