FabSwingers.com forum: Chinese sex toys

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Anyone else ever looked at sex toys on chinese marketplace websites? Spent an amusing hour with a friend last night - more than a few "omg, what the hell is that" moments. Spectacular low prices for tentactular devices. Every colour possible, including some combinations rather improbable. Delivered in time for Christmas - that's next Christmas, not this Christmas.

What's your favourite far side of the world silicone friend?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

The Handy-Bendy-Ghandi. Never a dull moment with a toy in a loincloth.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd like to see someone try a great wall of China butt plug that you can see from space

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?

Almost certainly. But they will be even weirder than the other shit...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?

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Just stick an anti-vaxxer near your groin. That'll kill your libido no end.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"The Handy-Bendy-Ghandi. Never a dull moment with a toy in a loincloth.

From the show Three Of A Kind, wasn't it?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?

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Just stick an anti-vaxxer near your groin. That'll kill your libido no end."

Fucks sake. I just spent 5 minutes trying to wipe some dirt off my phone screen

It's a randomly placed full stop.

More coffee required. Its been a long weekend.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?

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Just stick an anti-vaxxer near your groin. That'll kill your libido no end."

True enough. Dry as the desert. Gross

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Do they have chastity belts to stop any of that weird shit going anywhere near my groin?

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Just stick an anti-vaxxer near your groin. That'll kill your libido no end.

Fucks sake. I just spent 5 minutes trying to wipe some dirt off my phone screen

It's a randomly placed full stop.

More coffee required. Its been a long weekend.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't believe this didn't take off!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"The Handy-Bendy-Ghandi. Never a dull moment with a toy in a loincloth.

From the show Three Of A Kind, wasn't it?

It was indeed! David Copperfield, Tracy Ullman and Lenny Henry.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

They know. ^

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I can't believe this didn't take off!"

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...said Orville Wright to Wilbur Wright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else ever looked at sex toys on chinese marketplace websites? Spent an amusing hour with a friend last night - more than a few "omg, what the hell is that" moments. Spectacular low prices for tentactular devices. Every colour possible, including some combinations rather improbable. Delivered in time for Christmas - that's next Christmas, not this Christmas.

What's your favourite far side of the world silicone friend?"

Do they go ruzz ruzz when you put battewies in

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Chop sticks perfect for stimulating the clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy one and get an invite to the communist party ... the biggest adult entertainment party ever.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Buy one and get an invite to the communist party ... the biggest adult entertainment party ever."

Kinky

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