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By *orl1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s always hard to break to ice but you do get some silly questions on Fab when people message.

Just had “How naughty is your hot wife?” from a guy. How are you supposed to answer that? We just said 7.5 on the metric scale.

What’s the silliest question you’ve had ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worse was "whats the naughtiest sexual thing you did as a child"

He was meaning when I was about 12 too. Instant block

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Why are you here?

I have it all answered in my rather short profile.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“How on earth you’re single?”

My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”

It usually ends the conversation.

I wonder why, though? It’s true

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"My worse was "whats the naughtiest sexual thing you did as a child"

He was meaning when I was about 12 too. Instant block "

Oh god that's grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a guy who regularly asks me which clubs I go to.

Just for my amusement, I give the same reply every time, listing the clubs.

He then doesn't reply, leaves it 10 days or so, and asks again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"“How on earth you’re single?”

My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”

It usually ends the conversation.

I wonder why, though? It’s true "

Honesty is always the best policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before "

You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once attended a course years ago and the instructor used to say repeatedly “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”, I’ll direct him here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before

You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone "

I said that the first time but you kept asking and asking and I've told you again and again, only if I can you first!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I once had “Will you cum in a condom and post it through my letterbox?”

One: I have no idea who the hell you are.

Two: I checked your profile and you’re 300+ miles away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How filthy is your chicken

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"My worse was "whats the naughtiest sexual thing you did as a child"

He was meaning when I was about 12 too. Instant block "

Hope you reported him too

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before "
did they ask to wave hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once attended a course years ago and the instructor used to say repeatedly “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”, I’ll direct him here"

You shoulda asked him if he was a course instructor to take advantage of his students, see what reply that would have got from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once attended a course years ago and the instructor used to say repeatedly “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”, I’ll direct him here

You shoulda asked him if he was a course instructor to take advantage of his students, see what reply that would have got from him "

Probably me removed from the course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once attended a course years ago and the instructor used to say repeatedly “there’s no such thing as a stupid question”, I’ll direct him here

You shoulda asked him if he was a course instructor to take advantage of his students, see what reply that would have got from him

Probably me removed from the course "

After telling you it was a good question?!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello "

A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

How are you both..

What are you looking for/into..

Just read..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello

A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina"

Did the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello

A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina"

You're not even joking here are you?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello

A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina

You're not even joking here are you? "

It was at Quest. There were witnesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“How on earth you’re single?”

My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”

It usually ends the conversation.

I wonder why, though? It’s true "
I love this.. so me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before did they ask to wave hello

A gentleman and I once shook hands inside a vagina

You're not even joking here are you?

It was at Quest. There were witnesses. "

My favourite part is how you refer to him as a gentleman because he was so polite

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Why are you here?

I have it all answered in my rather short profile."
that you can't read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“How on earth you’re single?”

My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”

It usually ends the conversation.

I wonder why, though? It’s true "

I call bullshit on this.

There is no way a message ending in FAF ends most conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got red hair?

I felt like drop kicking my phone out of the window at that point.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I find the fancy a fuck or wana sit on my face ones funny! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find the fancy a fuck or wana sit on my face ones funny! X"

Easily pleased!

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Have you got red hair?

I felt like drop kicking my phone out of the window at that point."

Careful. You could get through a lot of phones on here!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester


"I have a guy who regularly asks me which clubs I go to.

Just for my amusement, I give the same reply every time, listing the clubs.

He then doesn't reply, leaves it 10 days or so, and asks again "

Maybe he is wanking over club names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got red hair?

I felt like drop kicking my phone out of the window at that point.

Careful. You could get through a lot of phones on here!"

I know, right? I had to buy an industrial strength phone case, to be sure it’s safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before

You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone

I said that the first time but you kept asking and asking and I've told you again and again, only if I can you first!"

Ladies first

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By *r Discreet 75Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL


"Why are you here?

I have it all answered in my rather short profile."
wow that's creepy as fuck

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I get lots of

Where exactly in the south west are you?

Nothing else, that’s the message

If I wanted you to know, it would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even I've had 'can I put my hand in your ass' before

You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone

I said that the first time but you kept asking and asking and I've told you again and again, only if I can you first!

Ladies first "

You best have little hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get lots of

Where exactly in the south west are you?

Nothing else, that’s the message

If I wanted you to know, it would say"

Not close enough is all I need to know (insert violin emoji here)

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By *tranger swings 69Couple
over a year ago

cheshire


"How are you both..

What are you looking for/into..

Just read.. "

This makes up about 99% of our messages

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"“How on earth you’re single?”

My usual response is “because I’m ugly, fat and broke, have attachment issues and unresolved childhood trauma, FAF?”

It usually ends the conversation.

I wonder why, though? It’s true

I call bullshit on this.

There is no way a message ending in FAF ends most conversations"

Dunno, FAF, btw?

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By *orl1971 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We’ve had a few first messages that are only

“Do you mind if I ask a question?”

Our answer is usually

“We think you just did !”

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