FabSwingers.com forum: I want a man

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like buying a lottery ticket….and I’m a sucker.

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like buying a lottery ticket….and I’m a sucker.

I’m in

You want a man for Xmas?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please"

I'm looking for an espresso martini man so yes, I shall do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like buying a lottery ticket….and I’m a sucker.

I’m in

You want a man for Xmas? "
m

Yes sure! The why I see it now. I’ve wanted a woman for so long all I get is offers from men on here, so with the grace of a Christmas miracle if I say I want a man, a woman might spear who fancies me

… this logic makes complete sense when all hope is lost.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please

I'm looking for an espresso martini man so yes, I shall do that. "

Appreciated. And noted on the Expresso Martinis...will reciprocate as they make me do bad things

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Now wouldn’t that be wonderful! A handsome man for naked cuddles and doing all the chores. I’d prefer vodka martinis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be nice, but I will just have a hot chocolate instead of the lattes!

Can he hold hands with me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like how we all want men for different drinks

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

Try Adult Work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tentatively considering it. Asm that is, not adult work

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

I can provide that service with a smile and some little stocking fillers too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would be nice, but I will just have a hot chocolate instead of the lattes!

Can he hold hands with me too

Hand holding is mandatory! As are little head kisses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, there's one definitely with potential.

I'm not arsed about being outside with him, strictly bedroom business.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean, there's one definitely with potential.

I'm not arsed about being outside with him, strictly bedroom business. "

Ah I want the other stuff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

I can provide that service with a smile and some little stocking fillers too

Ooh I like stocking fillers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sounds a bit too intimate n cozy to me far too happy happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All sounds a bit too intimate n cozy to me far too happy happy"

I know I know, but just roll with it, it's Xmas!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I mix a mean Vespa martin.

Very good at tidying up.

Can engage in good conversation or be a greet listener.

Or just be a big beautiful dummy for you to enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar."

I don't them for actual Xmas day though, just until about the 23rd will do.

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By *rgasmaddict3Man
over a year ago

stourbridge

"I like how we all want men for different drinks

I can knock up a few!

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Well now my birthday is done I'm up for hire to do Xmas type things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mix a mean Vespa martin.

Very good at tidying up.

Can engage in good conversation or be a greet listener.

Or just be a big beautiful dummy for you to enjoy.

I don't want my housework doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a blow up man - he'd look handsome, dress well, wouldn't moan about doing girly things and wouldn't embarrass you by getting d*unk

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

Are you taking applicants

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I can mix drinks

Cook

Give great cwtches

The odd massage and kisses

I'll still be on my own for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a possibility of losing the gingerbread latte...

Somethings are too big a red flag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can We add Eskimo kisses too please

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

If there is anyone around for the occasion night in / out, for beer, food, cwtches, talking shite, chilling out in front of log fire watching shit on TV.

Must agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please"

If you can change your requirements to Stout ,and pork scratchings I'm your man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

Sure FB will volunteer for this does naked cleaning cooking and washing up best watch him though if he’s cleaning you’re car

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

Try Adult Work?"

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please"

Would a bow tie and apron not be more appropriate attire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can We add Eskimo kisses too please

xx "

Butterfly kisses?….

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please

If you can change your requirements to Stout ,and pork scratchings I'm your man

Hmmm tempting offer but I assuming you would have to walk the Whippet and have your nose in the Racing Times! I want someone 100 pc focused on me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a possibility of losing the gingerbread latte...

Somethings are too big a red flag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

You need to be more specific. Any particular skills, talents needed? I need to know how to tailor my CV...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar.

I don't them for actual Xmas day though, just until about the 23rd will do. "

Yeah that's fair enough. Maybe find another for the bit between Christmas and New Year, might as well have company for wine drinking and cheese eating.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What about a blow up man - he'd look handsome, dress well, wouldn't moan about doing girly things and wouldn't embarrass you by getting d*unk "

There's a punchline in there somewhere... Something about letting me down and yourself down... I'll work on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh sweetie!

Fancy a foot massage and a spoon?!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"
lol like a puppy but a man....... So a man is just for Christmas not for all year could be the slogan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was was once Just Another Girl

Who had a sly plan to unfurl

She'd get Christmas for free

With FAB Forum guys you see

Who'll say "I'm In!" and give it a whirl

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh dear would if loved to have offered my services, but I'm working

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By *veryonelovesdaveMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please"
everything has a price lady's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar."

Toffee Nut Latte instead?

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve been with my husband 26yrs and have never done any of that stuff! He usually just complains about how much Christmas costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar.

Toffee Nut Latte instead? "

Wrong kind of Nut..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

My Xmas ‘ rummage up the frock offer’. Is now on basically its like an advent calendar every day a different drink and cake and a rummage up the frock - some hand holding is available on the deluxe program and the elite calendar offers a complete laundry service which is on blowjob exchange day!!! Friday is bumming day so be prepared for that and the final day of the calendar is wash the curtains day - for those days when maybe i forgot the ‘ no wiping your knob on the curtains!!’ Rule. DM me as places are limited!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading through this thread and seeing that I feel I fit quite a few descriptions and am certainly on the market this Xmas season so if anyone fancies getting to know each other, shoot me a message

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar.

Toffee Nut Latte instead? "

Maybe a Snowball would be better.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"My Xmas ‘ rummage up the frock offer’. Is now on basically its like an advent calendar every day a different drink and cake and a rummage up the frock - some hand holding is available on the deluxe program and the elite calendar offers a complete laundry service which is on blowjob exchange day!!! Friday is bumming day so be prepared for that and the final day of the calendar is wash the curtains day - for those days when maybe i forgot the ‘ no wiping your knob on the curtains!!’ Rule. DM me as places are limited!!

Pretty sure my DM’s must be broken!!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am available if any ladies would like to borrow me

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

The problem is the man would meet you with the best of intentions then never want to leave you.

Don't play with a man's heart, he only has one.

Play with his balls, he has two.

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By *tfuckMan
over a year ago

Luton / Wigan

"I mean, there's one definitely with potential.

I'm not arsed about being outside with him, strictly bedroom business. "

Exactly... I would love to be your man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can We add Eskimo kisses too please

Butterfly kisses?…. "

Awww

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I like how we all want men for different drinks

Indeed, I'll go for regularly handing me a Bailey's over ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can We add Eskimo kisses too please

Butterfly kisses?….

Awww

Jasmine I didn't have you down as the sensitive lover sort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been with my husband 26yrs and have never done any of that stuff! He usually just complains about how much Christmas costs

Oh.. So you are, also in the market for a xmas fun guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can We add Eskimo kisses too please

Butterfly kisses?….

Awww

Now Now

That E word is considered racist .

So it's back to INUIT kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can We add Eskimo kisses too please

Butterfly kisses?….

Awww

Now Now

That E word is considered racist .

So it's back to INUIT kisses"

Either way those kisses are WEIRD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is anyone around for the occasion night in / out, for beer, food, cwtches, talking shite, chilling out in front of log fire watching shit on TV.

Must agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

you'll easily find that

every mans dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can We add Eskimo kisses too please

Butterfly kisses?….

Awww

Now Now

That E word is considered racist .

So it's back to INUIT kisses"

I'm totally Inuit.

I mean, into it...

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"If there is anyone around for the occasion night in / out, for beer, food, cwtches, talking shite, chilling out in front of log fire watching shit on TV.

Must agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

you'll easily find that

every mans dream

Really? Just not with me it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar.

Toffee Nut Latte instead?

Maybe a Snowball would be better."

Hmmm Snowballs by an open fire... move over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is anyone around for the occasion night in / out, for beer, food, cwtches, talking shite, chilling out in front of log fire watching shit on TV.

Must agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

you'll easily find that

every mans dream

Really? Just not with me it seems

I doubt that..

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"If there is anyone around for the occasion night in / out, for beer, food, cwtches, talking shite, chilling out in front of log fire watching shit on TV.

Must agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

you'll easily find that

every mans dream

Really? Just not with me it seems

I doubt that..

True though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day..."

It's a date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a possibility of losing the gingerbread latte...

Somethings are too big a red flag"

Err bye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh sweetie!

Fancy a foot massage and a spoon?!"

Stay away from my feet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh sweetie!

Fancy a foot massage and a spoon?!

Stay away from my feet!!!"

You don't like a nice sensual foot rub?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The problem is the man would meet you with the best of intentions then never want to leave you.

Don't play with a man's heart, he only has one.

Play with his balls, he has two."

I'd crush both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh sweetie!

Fancy a foot massage and a spoon?!

Stay away from my feet!!!

You don't like a nice sensual foot rub?!"

I hate feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh sweetie!

Fancy a foot massage and a spoon?!

Stay away from my feet!!!

You don't like a nice sensual foot rub?!

I hate feet! "

Ok I guess I'll just have to use my big hands to massage another part of you then, it's ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date "

Sound, what are we watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I don't drink,smoke or do drugs but HUGS are right up there ! But I'm busy till boxing day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!"

I see your Die Hard and raise you Elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

I see your Die Hard and raise you Elf

I've never seen that either...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar.

Toffee Nut Latte instead?

Maybe a Snowball would be better."

Now you’re talking Meli! I love a Snowball

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By *rjamesMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Die Hard and espresso martinis in front of the fire... Sounds idyllic OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

I see your Die Hard and raise you Elf

I've never seen that either..."

Elf's pretty shit imo...it's just Will Ferrell acting as a child dressed up for 90 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

I see your Die Hard and raise you Elf

I've never seen that either...

Elf's pretty shit imo...it's just Will Ferrell acting as a child dressed up for 90 minutes "

Well no one asked you, you cotton-headed ninnymuggins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

I see your Die Hard and raise you Elf

I've never seen that either...

Elf's pretty shit imo...it's just Will Ferrell acting as a child dressed up for 90 minutes

Well no one asked you, you cotton-headed ninnymuggins"

I'm trying to save everyone the pain from your fucking shit suggestions Fool! Your shitty Elf and your bloody Cluedo. The rest may not see through you, but I do buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please"

Can you knit me a willy warmer for the colder nights? Ive a cock\mocktail tasting menu too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh that sounds adorable! It's cuffing season isn't it? I might put a meet up looking for just that. Maybe not gingerbread lattes though, don't want to be too similar.

Toffee Nut Latte instead?

Maybe a Snowball would be better.

Now you’re talking Meli! I love a Snowball

Yes, they're so good! I think I'm going to find a date for before Christmas so I get to have that festive flirty fun.

Not that I don't get it with the fiancé obvs, but new people are exciting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many"

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many AND DON'T WANT THEM EITHER

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!"

I fixed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

I see your Die Hard and raise you Elf

I've never seen that either...

Elf's pretty shit imo...it's just Will Ferrell acting as a child dressed up for 90 minutes

Well no one asked you, you cotton-headed ninnymuggins

I'm trying to save everyone the pain from your fucking shit suggestions Fool! Your shitty Elf and your bloody Cluedo. The rest may not see through you, but I do buddy!

I mean... It's just a film and board game, lad. Both Christmas staples, might I add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that too! Going to Xmas markets, coffee dates, cozy nights in front of the TV with hot chocolate all while wearing matching knitwear. Maybe one day...

It's a date

Sound, what are we watching?

Die hard!!

I see your Die Hard and raise you Elf

I've never seen that either...

Elf's pretty shit imo...it's just Will Ferrell acting as a child dressed up for 90 minutes

Well no one asked you, you cotton-headed ninnymuggins

I'm trying to save everyone the pain from your fucking shit suggestions Fool! Your shitty Elf and your bloody Cluedo. The rest may not see through you, but I do buddy!

I mean... It's just a film and board game, lad. Both Christmas staples, might I add

Yeah well fuck Christmas, and fuck you

Sorry man just really need a hug today ya know?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I am a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!"

I show boobs to my friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long is the contract for? Am I needed for NYE too ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I don’t do any of that snuggle shite, but I’ll slip you one if you’d like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will ask the wife if I can be a special friend hahaha ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

Funnily enough, I've just this minute set up a company offering just such a service lol

BTW if you come to York Xmas Market bring your padding or American football gear to get through the crowds lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long is the contract for? Am I needed for NYE too ?"

I hate nye. I'm miserable around that time, hard to believe I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends. "

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t do any of that snuggle shite, but I’ll slip you one if you’d like?

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

Funnily enough, I've just this minute set up a company offering just such a service lol

BTW if you come to York Xmas Market bring your padding or American football gear to get through the crowds lol"

I was there on Sunday!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!"

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards.

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm free this Christmas, I'll be delivered on Santa's sleigh Christmas morning waiting to be unwrapped

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm free this Christmas, I'll be delivered on Santa's sleigh Christmas morning waiting to be unwrapped

I want before Xmas not xmas day.

All I'm doing Xmas day is eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards."

Im happy to be your friend for 5 minutes if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards.

Im happy to be your friend for 5 minutes if you like?"

Is this like when guys send a friend request so I can see their pictures? Im always falling for those.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards.

Im happy to be your friend for 5 minutes if you like?

Is this like when guys send a friend request so I can see their pictures? Im always falling for those. "

Is it not the rules to look through the friends only pics straight away

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sounds like hard work all I do is sleep after a good Christmas stuffing.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards.

Im happy to be your friend for 5 minutes if you like?

Is this like when guys send a friend request so I can see their pictures? Im always falling for those.

Is it not the rules to look through the friends only pics straight away "

I honestly forget to sometimes.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Typical no manners why didn't anyone decide to form an orderly queue still enough time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like hard work all I do is sleep after a good Christmas stuffing....."

I love stuffing!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Sounds like hard work all I do is sleep after a good Christmas stuffing.....

I love stuffing!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards.

Im happy to be your friend for 5 minutes if you like?

Is this like when guys send a friend request so I can see their pictures? Im always falling for those. "

It's just like that! My picture will change your life ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards.

Im happy to be your friend for 5 minutes if you like?

Is this like when guys send a friend request so I can see their pictures? Im always falling for those.

It's just like that! My picture will change your life ya know

I don't need any more therapy in my life thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

Funnily enough, I've just this minute set up a company offering just such a service lol

BTW if you come to York Xmas Market bring your padding or American football gear to get through the crowds lol

I was there on Sunday!!!"

Did you survive? Lol

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Love santa to find me a kinky horny women. Be a fantastic present. But I can't see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long is the contract for? Am I needed for NYE too ?

I hate nye. I'm miserable around that time, hard to believe I know. "

it's a job... Not for me to judge.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t do any of that snuggle shite, but I’ll slip you one if you’d like?

Go on then."

I’ll walk over the back field after me tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???

You've just started an avalanche of messages to you

Meh, I neve get many

You need to show boobs! Didn't your own thread teach you anything?!

I show boobs to my friends.

That's a interesting way to keep friendships healthy!

Funnily enough they aren't my friends afterwards.

Im happy to be your friend for 5 minutes if you like?

Is this like when guys send a friend request so I can see their pictures? Im always falling for those.

It's just like that! My picture will change your life ya know

I don't need any more therapy in my life thanks. "

I offer that as part of my service. Usually people go for the foot rubs offer instead but seeing as you're one of those hater types

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm free this Christmas, I'll be delivered on Santa's sleigh Christmas morning waiting to be unwrapped

I want before Xmas not xmas day.

All I'm doing Xmas day is eating. "
OK I'll send myself express delivery

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By *0ungMancLadMan
over a year ago

rochdale, Manchester

Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t do any of that snuggle shite, but I’ll slip you one if you’d like?

Go on then.

I’ll walk over the back field after me tea

I'll leave the back light on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X "

Confident.

I like it.

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By *_monkeyMan
over a year ago

Houston

Cv for application to be a "Man for Xmas"

-Multiple knitwear options, allowing for temporary "stealing" by nearby ladies

-Can start log fire with minimal effort and without use of firelighters and complaints

-Regularly mixes up cocktails for fun and has a Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser for hot chocs (marshmallows mandatory, alcoholic touch optional)

-Can cook up a perfect full roast and washes the pans and dishes at the same time

-Will sit and watch any movie or TV show whilst cuddling under big fluffy throw

-Have small cute dog to complete the picture

Taking bids for Xmas 2022 now

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By *0ungMancLadMan
over a year ago

rochdale, Manchester

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

Confident.

I like it."

Then I’ll be waiting for your message and what day we’re going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

Confident.

I like it.

Then I’ll be waiting for your message and what day we’re going

Ah confident and optimistic.

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By *0ungMancLadMan
over a year ago

rochdale, Manchester

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

Confident.

I like it.

Then I’ll be waiting for your message and what day we’re going

Ah confident and optimistic.

Confident, optimistic and looking forward to our date

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

That would be great, it's my birthday too so a man for that would be lovely!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

Confident.

I like it.

Then I’ll be waiting for your message and what day we’re going

You're the man... You should be making the arrangements. It's really attractive when a man takes the lead and can organise a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I want a woman? How about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

Confident.

I like it.

Then I’ll be waiting for your message and what day we’re going

You're the man... You should be making the arrangements. It's really attractive when a man takes the lead and can organise a date."

Yes it is!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x"

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I want a woman? How about it?

You man, me woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a woman? How about it?

You man, me woman.

We sexy sex?

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By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago

Leicester

You want a single male on this site when 99.9% have no intention of ever meeting a single male off here

Your part of the 0.01%, I really hope you actually find what you looking for, cos a woman like you actually makes a change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I want a woman? How about it?

You man, me woman.

We sexy sex? "

Ah you ruined it!

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By *r Discreet 75Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Bit depressing with no jiggy jiggy this Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!"

Keep me fed with chewed twiglets and it's a maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a woman? How about it?

You man, me woman.

We sexy sex?

Ah you ruined it!"

Story of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!

Keep me fed with chewed twiglets and it's a maybe!"

That's purely a hula hoop thing, don't make it weird by bringing other foods into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a woman? How about it?

You man, me woman.

We sexy sex?

Ah you ruined it!"

Oh poor guy I know that feeling when it was going so well....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit depressing with no jiggy jiggy this Christmas

It's all over 18's here, you can say SEX!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!

Keep me fed with chewed twiglets and it's a maybe!

That's purely a hula hoop thing, don't make it weird by bringing other foods into it. "

I'm glad it wasn't already weird for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!

Keep me fed with chewed twiglets and it's a maybe!

That's purely a hula hoop thing, don't make it weird by bringing other foods into it.

I'm glad it wasn't already weird for you

I've been doing it for years, perfectly normal to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a woman? How about it?

You man, me woman.

We sexy sex?

Ah you ruined it!

Oh poor guy I know that feeling when it was going so well...."

Even Christmas can’t bring in a miracle can it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!

Keep me fed with chewed twiglets and it's a maybe!

That's purely a hula hoop thing, don't make it weird by bringing other foods into it.

I'm glad it wasn't already weird for you

I've been doing it for years, perfectly normal to me!"

Having a man eat them? Just realized you're gonna lose out on actually digesting them so we are gonna need a few packs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I want a woman? How about it?

You man, me woman.

We sexy sex?

Ah you ruined it!

Oh poor guy I know that feeling when it was going so well....

Even Christmas can’t bring in a miracle can it? "

I dunno buddy, some people here are really the Grinch apparently...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!

Keep me fed with chewed twiglets and it's a maybe!

That's purely a hula hoop thing, don't make it weird by bringing other foods into it.

I'm glad it wasn't already weird for you

I've been doing it for years, perfectly normal to me!

Having a man eat them? Just realized you're gonna lose out on actually digesting them so we are gonna need a few packs..."

We'll no because that's just gross.

Good diet though, I may do this with all my food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just another elf already has a dynamite offer from me.

Twiglets and a foot massage while listening to a radio 5 play in my shitty Peugeot x

I can get onboard with everything apart from the foot massage!! Leave them alone!!

Keep me fed with chewed twiglets and it's a maybe!

That's purely a hula hoop thing, don't make it weird by bringing other foods into it.

I'm glad it wasn't already weird for you

I've been doing it for years, perfectly normal to me!

Having a man eat them? Just realized you're gonna lose out on actually digesting them so we are gonna need a few packs...

We'll no because that's just gross.

Good diet though, I may do this with all my food. "

(Whispers) coyotes we talked about this...

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By *old HoopsWoman
over a year ago

Near Chester

"I like how we all want men for different drinks

Baileys hot chocolate for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like how we all want men for different drinks

Baileys hot chocolate for me "

Bailey's in coffee! Game changer.

Just don't add it to you 5am coffee ...

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By *avessMan
over a year ago

London

"If you find one that is prepared to make endless Bellinis, serve nibbles naked, load/unload the dishwasher and lick me all over when he's not doing all that - can you send him my way please"

The question then is how strong do you like your Bellinis and what's your favourite nibbles!?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Isn't that what e*cort agencies are for??

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By *_monkeyMan
over a year ago

Houston

"I like how we all want men for different drinks

Baileys hot chocolate for me

Bailey's in coffee! Game changer.

Just don't add it to you 5am coffee ... "

Depends what kind of morning you want to have...

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

Wanted it.

Put an ad out on here.

Got it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Xmas.

You can go away again before new year.

Just someone to go to the Xmas markets with, drink gingerbread latte with, snuggle in front of the lights with.

Maybe have a bit of the sex stuff aswell.

It's the time of year to be affectionate and horny!!

Anyone else want this?

Is there a service that offers this? If not, why not!???"

Nah, sorry, way too fugly for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah thank fuck, normality has resumed.

A man!!! Wtf was I thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free on the 17th and well up for a Xmas market

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ah thank fuck, normality has resumed.

A man!!! Wtf was I thinking

So you've had a wank then?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm free on the 17th and well up for a Xmas market

Oh actually, forget that, hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah thank fuck, normality has resumed.

A man!!! Wtf was I thinking

So you've had a wank then?

LvM"

Surprisingly not! But I never want a man when I'm horny, if want a job doing right, do it yourself.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I'd like some female company over Xmas haven't been to a Xmas in years!....

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't have a clue what's happening at Christmas but I'm sure it will be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah thank fuck, normality has resumed.

A man!!! Wtf was I thinking

So you've had a wank then?

LvM

Surprisingly not! But I never want a man when I'm horny, if want a job doing right, do it yourself. "

Burn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm free on the 17th and well up for a Xmas market

Oh actually, forget that, hello

Haha I'll buy you a gingerbread latte if you buy me a bradwurst

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By *0ungMancLadMan
over a year ago

rochdale, Manchester

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

Confident.

I like it.

Then I’ll be waiting for your message and what day we’re going

You're the man... You should be making the arrangements. It's really attractive when a man takes the lead and can organise a date.

Yes it is!!"

A week today, 6pm I’ll pick you up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm free on the 17th and well up for a Xmas market

Oh actually, forget that, hello

Haha I'll buy you a gingerbread latte if you buy me a bradwurst

I don't know what that is but sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well looks like you’ve found your man, when is our date to the Christmas markets? X

Confident.

I like it.

Then I’ll be waiting for your message and what day we’re going

You're the man... You should be making the arrangements. It's really attractive when a man takes the lead and can organise a date.

Yes it is!!

A week today, 6pm I’ll pick you up x "

A Monday? That's a school night.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I have a mankini?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only open to a select few still.

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