FabSwingers.com forum: How to reduce a woman to frustration

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hide the batteries...your welcome

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me.

The mr "

Working a bit too well if you ask me.

The one with the vag

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Just the microwave??! Leaving any doors and drawers open makes me lose my shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the microwave??! Leaving any doors and drawers open makes me lose my shit"

HC we agree again!

I can't relax in a kitchen or bedroom if drawers are open. Maybe mild OCD I don't know I'm not a therapist but close that shit up!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Being in my way when I'm busy

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Leaving empty packets in the fridge does it for me.

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Breathing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do 50% of the cleaning and declare that the house is the most spotless it's ever been, then demand congratulations and a reward for your amazing effort.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Not seeing what needs cleaning/tidying and then not wanting to see it when it's been pointed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying in a minute

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Wearing the same dress

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Leave the toilet lid open and room lights switched on. Forget to remove the clog of hair from the shower plughole. Don't wear the silly duck slippers you've been given, then complain about feet being cold.

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me.

The mr "

Why would you!!??

Push it shut...not difficult

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Breathing"

Mmm...

To be fair so many people frustrate me by doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action*

I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand*

Need to do it with a really smug face as well

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Do 50% of the cleaning and declare that the house is the most spotless it's ever been, then demand congratulations and a reward for your amazing effort."

50%. That's good going..

But yeah it's the

Oh it was such a hard week and look at this generous thing I've done for you aren't I just the best partner

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me.

The mr

Why would you!!??

Push it shut...not difficult "

Thank you, take the advice Mr!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do 50% of the cleaning and declare that the house is the most spotless it's ever been, then demand congratulations and a reward for your amazing effort.

50%. That's good going..

But yeah it's the

Oh it was such a hard week and look at this generous thing I've done for you aren't I just the best partner

Right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have mains rechargeable now sweetcheeks... Keep your batteries

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We have mains rechargeable now sweetcheeks... Keep your batteries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have mains rechargeable now sweetcheeks... Keep your batteries

Powercut

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Hide the batteries...your welcome"
take all her clean knickers and hide em, leave the seat up and pee on rim of toilet, hide her car keys and eat the last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action*

I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand*

Need to do it with a really smug face as well "

I’m gonna need you to say that again but in a more serious tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purposely annoy her and then get pissed when she gets annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call looking after the kids "baby sitting"

Refuse to ask for directions.

Blame any non positive emotion as time of the month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action*

I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand*

Need to do it with a really smug face as well

I’m gonna need you to say that again but in a more serious tone

Ooooh not sure I can do serious, you might end up laughing more than being frustrated

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me.

The mr

Working a bit too well if you ask me.

The one with the vag "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If someone (one if my lads) doesn't do the recycling properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Call looking after the kids "baby sitting"

Refuse to ask for directions.

Blame any non positive emotion as time of the month. "

Yes ..I can definitely agree in 2/3 of these

If they are your kids then you aren't babysitting!.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"We have mains rechargeable now sweetcheeks... Keep your batteries

Powercut

Old skool then innit!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Piss in the sink - bathroom and kitchen.

Works a treat.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Batteries?!

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"Hide the batteries...your welcome"

we have fingers and we know where to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries?

That just mean you press the remote harder, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone bought a sex toy that takes batteries rather than being rechargeable in the last decade?

This will be the sort of joke that todays kids won’t understand in about 5 years…

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By *ust Passing ThroughMan
over a year ago

poole

Trying it on lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

As for the microwave your supposed to leave the door open so the odour can escape similar to leaving the washing machine door open and oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps

So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Turn the bedroom (or hers) into a man cave….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps

So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…"

I’ve got a lot of tit, so…

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Go to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps

So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…

I’ve got a lot of tit, so…

If I clean your taps will you complain if I don’t also polish your plug hole?

Erm….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps

So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…

I’ve got a lot of tit, so…

I always pay special attention to taps as well...hold strong brother you've got this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave toilet lid up .. obviously it's a fucking hardship to pop it back down I mean they complain if you piss Ower the seat (and rightly so) then complain you've left the lid up ..

Leave lid off or open on toothpaste

Squeeze toothpaste from middle

Put the bog roll on the wrong way round

BREATHING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make yourself a fry up after sex before setting off home

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

"Leave toilet lid up .. obviously it's a fucking hardship to pop it back down I mean they complain if you piss Ower the seat (and rightly so)

then complain you've left the lid up ..

Leave lid off or open on toothpaste

Squeeze toothpaste from middle

Put the bog roll on the wrong way round

BREATHING

Wiping cock on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deny her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably everything tbh

..men are from Mars .. women are from Venus

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By *rincess Peach xxCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Piss on the toilet seat and not wiping it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ignore her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hide the batteries...your welcome"

Mine plugs into the wall. Check mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hide the batteries...your welcome

Mine plugs into the wall. Check mate lol"

Does the cable not awkwardly get in the way?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathe

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Remove item of clothing from wardrobe

Consider wearing it, decide not to

Shove item back into wardrobe so it resembles a wash rag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being ready on time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breathe

Is the last one acceptable, if done quietly?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make yourself a fry up after sex before setting off home "

And take it to eat in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breathe

Is the last one acceptable, if done quietly?..

Not really

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Don't argue with us.you know we are always right.

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