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"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me. The mr " Working a bit too well if you ask me. The one with the vag | |||
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"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me. The mr " Why would you!!?? Push it shut...not difficult | |||
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"Breathing" Mmm... To be fair so many people frustrate me by doing this | |||
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"Do 50% of the cleaning and declare that the house is the most spotless it's ever been, then demand congratulations and a reward for your amazing effort." 50%. That's good going.. But yeah it's the Oh it was such a hard week and look at this generous thing I've done for you aren't I just the best partner | |||
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"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me. The mr Why would you!!?? Push it shut...not difficult " Thank you, take the advice Mr!! | |||
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"Do 50% of the cleaning and declare that the house is the most spotless it's ever been, then demand congratulations and a reward for your amazing effort. 50%. That's good going.. But yeah it's the Oh it was such a hard week and look at this generous thing I've done for you aren't I just the best partner " Right?! | |||
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"We have mains rechargeable now sweetcheeks... Keep your batteries " | |||
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"We have mains rechargeable now sweetcheeks... Keep your batteries " Powercut | |||
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"Hide the batteries...your welcome" take all her clean knickers and hide em, leave the seat up and pee on rim of toilet, hide her car keys and eat the last rolo | |||
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"You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action* I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand* Need to do it with a really smug face as well " I’m gonna need you to say that again but in a more serious tone | |||
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"You know, right now you're acting like you're here: *raises hand in a bar action* I'm gonna need to to bring it down a touch *lowers hand* Need to do it with a really smug face as well I’m gonna need you to say that again but in a more serious tone " Ooooh not sure I can do serious, you might end up laughing more than being frustrated | |||
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"Leaving the microwave door open seems to be working well for me. The mr Working a bit too well if you ask me. The one with the vag " | |||
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"Call looking after the kids "baby sitting" Refuse to ask for directions. Blame any non positive emotion as time of the month. " Yes ..I can definitely agree in 2/3 of these If they are your kids then you aren't babysitting!. | |||
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"We have mains rechargeable now sweetcheeks... Keep your batteries Powercut " Old skool then innit! | |||
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"Hide the batteries...your welcome" we have fingers and we know where to go | |||
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps " So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women… | |||
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women…" I’ve got a lot of tit, so… | |||
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women… I’ve got a lot of tit, so… " If I clean your taps will you complain if I don’t also polish your plug hole? Erm…. | |||
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"Clean the bathroom, make a great big song and dance telling me you’ve done it…and then get a right mood on when I point out you haven’t done the taps So petty, it’s all tit for tap with you women… I’ve got a lot of tit, so… " I always pay special attention to taps as well...hold strong brother you've got this. | |||
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"Leave toilet lid up .. obviously it's a fucking hardship to pop it back down I mean they complain if you piss Ower the seat (and rightly so) then complain you've left the lid up .. Leave lid off or open on toothpaste Squeeze toothpaste from middle Put the bog roll on the wrong way round BREATHING " Wiping cock on the curtains | |||
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"Hide the batteries...your welcome" Mine plugs into the wall. Check mate lol | |||
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"Hide the batteries...your welcome Mine plugs into the wall. Check mate lol" Does the cable not awkwardly get in the way?! | |||
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"Breathe " Is the last one acceptable, if done quietly?.. | |||
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"Make yourself a fry up after sex before setting off home " And take it to eat in the car | |||
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"Breathe Is the last one acceptable, if done quietly?.. " Not really | |||
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